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Father tearfully reunites with his long lost kidnapped son, and asks him for help. Son replies by teaming up with his kidnapper and asorted other murderers and thieves, and killing his father with stolen weaponry, destroying his father's life's work.
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Father tearfully reunites with his long lost kidnapped son, and asks him for help. Son replies by teaming up with his kidnapper and asorted other murderers and thieves, and killing his father with stolen weaponry, destroying his father's life's work.
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He had it coming.
Yes, and? That's the point of the game. Describe movies in very weird ways.
Anyways, I'm having fun thinking of these:
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A bunch of rednecks play The Floor is Lava and go on a hunting expedition to wipe out a very rare endangered species.
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A man sees that his government is hopelessly corrupt, and works from within it to reform it.
Ah, my apologies then, Rysky. I thought you were insinuating that I must have forgotten what he did in the movie to phrase his actions in a positive light.
I will admit the humour of your original quip is still lost on me, but eh, whatever.
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A man joins a cult dedicated to unmaking existence. This cult thinks nothing of murdering anyone in their way, as any who are not with them are against them. The man gains the power to battle those who defend this reality, but the use of these powers result in an even worse disaster that both the cult and the guardians must work together to defeat.
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A New York cab driver uses love to save the world from a big blob of evil.
A high-ranking Nazi works to sabotauge and bring down the Third Reich from within, but is stopped by an American soldier who refuses to compromise or understand his point of view.
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Stuff happens, lines are spoken, spectacles are viewed, music is heard, a plot builds and resolves, but in the end, only two things really truly matter:
Vincent Price and furry T and A.
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I don't think that counts as badly since I (and pretty much everyone else who has seen it) knew exactly what you were talking about when you said that :3
A young boy discovers that his parents belonged to a secret society, which he is then asked to join. Skeptical, he accepts, mostly to remove himself from an abusive relationship. He discovers that he fits in well, but is soon returned to his abusers.
A kid helps some animals find food before they starve to death. They subsequently become trapped outside in a major storm that threatens all of their lives. Surviving that, the boy celebrates a birthday with the animals.
A mortally wounded American soldier in Vietnam ponders his life.
...also: Spoiler Alert. Sorry.
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A misunderstood wild animal wanders into civilization, and is suddenly forced to fight for its own survival.
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Homeowners undertake to eject a squatter. A surprising amount of violence ensues. The home is spared damage for the most part. the surrounding neighborhood: not so much.
Scientists make first contact with alien life, over the objections of the people who live near the research center.
Two kids get lost at the zoo.
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War vet defends another war vet against a civilian army out for blood.
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A mother shows preferential treatment for one of her children.
A family is hired to go... wherever. They end up there.
A man in a toxic environment has to transform his entire life, loses everything along the way, and is redeemed by the love of a woman.
An inept spy bungles his way through an operation and completely fails to foil the enemy's plot.
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A local business owner hires an independent contractor to come in and help improve his business. This works.
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A rag-tag team manages to weaponize the power of friendship using a small rock.
A renowned professional is forced by circumstance to change careers, but finds great success in his new field.
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A bad guy reforms with the help of an innocent child.
Despicable Me
Bad Santa
Return of the Jedi
It's a bad description because there are at least 100 movies it describes.
Just say "no" to drugs.
A group of young men has their day at the beach ruined.
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An aspiring athlete and his drug-addict best friend concoct a plan to win back the affection of the athlete's ex-girlfriend after she spurns him for another, more accomplished athlete. Chaos ensues involving an exotic mute, a pair of street racers, an unscrupulous government agent, and an obsessive pre-adolescent with an unnatural lack of self-preservation instincts.
Better Off Dead
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Pigs. And diamonds.
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Pigs. And diamonds.
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So, it's not The Great Muppet Caper?
time travels. Becomes himself. Saves turkeys
Mother unknowingly has romantic relations with her son, which leads to a profound upheaval in her family and, very nearly, the death of her son.
A monkey tries to take power by force, and it ends badly for the monkey.
Also, Planet of the Apes and The Power Puff Girls.
We fillow a man from youth to old age. He does horrible stuff. After all this, he grows young again and smokes opium. He is finally happy.
A young man breaks into the houses of a small town for years before finally escalating his criminal actions to a global scale.
A serial child murder grooms his protegee'.