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...In addition, the Willy 'Wampi & the Choco-Bomb Factory idea of Hunt’s inspired the idea of disguising them as chocolate bon-bons (or bomb-bombs, as it were) so that someone might bite down hard on one and much hilarity would then ensue.
{spies an oddly violet-colored rat...}
>_>
<_<
{...eats it} Mmmm. It's blueberry flavored! Or is that snozberries?
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{inflates like a blue ball} Uh oh.
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This thread has been taken over by goblins a gremlins. I should go over to shore up the defenses of my thread..,
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On the plus side when you need to exterminate them they will all be in one place.
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On the plus side when you need to exterminate them they will all be in one place.
Hell, just keep giving them unstable chemical compounds, problem will sort itself out...
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Lab Log: Day 7 — April 20, 2018 (GC: Gozran 20, 4813)
Back to work today with the final preparations for infusing oil of fiery impact with the prepared peach pits and getting the explosive timing down to zero. We were fairly successful on both counts and now have the reagents at the ready; Timothy Pugwampi II was the one who successfully got the explosive peach pits’ delay down to zero.
As a result, we’re going to need another Timmy.
One interesting event involved some test rats that Gary the Grimple Gremlin dropped off yesterday. They were an oddly coloured lot, running the gamut from red to ultraviolet.* We were unsure what he had done to them until Hunt ate one…and “blue-up” like a giant blueberry (see what I did there? >:D ). Fortunately, we had Grash’s squeezing/grinding technique to work as a basis. With some minor modifications to make the process less lethal (i.e. actually survivable), we were able to juice Hunt. The fluids still have the unluck aura but are now blueberry flavoured! Or was that snozberry, I never can tell.
Hunt's OK...I think. Not really important anyhow. With everything ready, tomorrow we make the bold attempt at completing the first two steps of this project and creating our first actual stable PEACH pits! I’m so excited, I could plotz!
*yes, both goblins and gremlins can see ultraviolet. Why do you ask? Do you mean you can’t?
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Lab Log: Day 8 — April 21, 2018 (GC: Gozran 21, 4813)
EUREKA!!! We have done it! After a large amount of toil, sweat, and victims, we have successfully integrated all the parts together to create exploding, fiery, poisonous, peach pits! Now comes the process of firming up the notes both in writing and pictograms (for our illiterate coleagues) and make enough of them to begin testing. This will take a few days and is exciting only for alchemists, so it has been agreed we will simply let them get on with it while the rest of us party!
Err…I mean…prepare the lab rats for the testing phase of the project…yeah that…
It should be a good party though. We have a massively surplus supply of blueberry flavoured liquor that we have been fermenting for the last 24 hours—so very well aged! Hunt hasn’t been too impressed with this use of the goo, be he is still recovering in the infirmary so nuts to him!
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Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
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Lab Log: Day 9 — April 22, 2018 (GC: Gozran 22, 4813)
Transcribing continues apace. On another note, day-old blueberry flavoured pugwampi wine should not be consumed in ANY amount. Now I have to go somewhere and crawl up in a ball. After throwing up. Again.
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Mimdel's SUPER SECRET journal of SUPER SECRECY, Entry 12
Must find out where the gremlins are keeping the day-old blueberry flavored pugwampi wine. That stuff is DELICIOUS!
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I see once again This thread is going to win the "strangest Off topic thread" tittle.
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Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
Extremely curious with a slight lean towards optimistic. How about you?
Ohhhhhh, hmm, ah, hmmmm, tough one, it would depend on the person and their personality mostly, though I am a sucker for hair grabs (grab at the base, not the length unless you want to seriously hurt your partner) and pinning ^w^
(What I'm a sucker for will probably change in the next couple of minutes though lol)
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Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
Extremely curious with a slight lean towards optimistic. How about you?
Ohhhhhh, hmm, ah, hmmmm, tough one, it would depend on the person and their personality mostly, though I am a sucker for hair grabs (grab at the base, not the length unless you want to seriously hurt your partner) and pinning ^w^
(What I'm a sucker for will probably change in the next couple of minutes though lol)
How do you like to be dominated, my sweetness?
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Personally for me a high dc with a long duration. (I'm talking about the spell darn it apparently their was no way to nerd it up without also making it sound dirty!)
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Feel kind of *blegh* right now. Nausea and muscle pain in various places, but no headache though.
I did say not to try the day-old blueberry flavored pugwampi wine, didn't I?
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Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
Extremely curious with a slight lean towards optimistic. How about you?
I am curious...and mostly optimistic...atleast I try to be...
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How do you like to be dominated, my sweetness?Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
Extremely curious with a slight lean towards optimistic. How about you?
Ohhhhhh, hmm, ah, hmmmm, tough one, it would depend on the person and their personality mostly, though I am a sucker for hair grabs (grab at the base, not the length unless you want to seriously hurt your partner) and pinning ^w^
(What I'm a sucker for will probably change in the next couple of minutes though lol)
Oooo....hair pulling is nice...
Being tied up...
Being bent over a chair...table...etc.
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Lab Log: Day 10 — April 23, 2018 (GC: Gozran 23, 4813)
Transcribing continues on. The rest of us are getting bored now and are beginning to get a little jittery. Nothing significant so far; just a couple of assaults, thirteen attempts at arson, one disembowelling, and an untold number of wet willies.
Still, I hope they get this set up and begin production before something serious happens.
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I see once again This thread is going to win the "strangest Off topic thread" title.
Which is really impressive when considering it is up against The Slaad Thread!
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How do you like to be dominated, my sweetness?Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
Extremely curious with a slight lean towards optimistic. How about you?
Ohhhhhh, hmm, ah, hmmmm, tough one, it would depend on the person and their personality mostly, though I am a sucker for hair grabs (grab at the base, not the length unless you want to seriously hurt your partner) and pinning ^w^
(What I'm a sucker for will probably change in the next couple of minutes though lol)
Oooo....hair pulling is nice...
Being tied up...
Being bent over a chair...table...etc.
*takes notes*
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Lab Log: Day 11 — April 24, 2018 (GC: Gozran 24, 4813)
Transcribing is finally complete, HUZZAH!!!! Sadly, it happened too late in the day to really get any solid production going. That will have to wait until everyone is rested. Still, we have now achieved most of out project’s goals.
It will take another few days to complete construction of enough PEACH pits to do adequate testing of all projected practical uses. I can hardly wait!
EDIT: Gary the Grimple Gremlin is giving us grief for gallivanting and not grinding for goods. His use of alliteration in his Past Due notices is getting quite annoying!
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*takes notes*How do you like to be dominated, my sweetness?Oh Great and Beautiful Mistress,
What do you think of 2nd Ed Pathfinder previews so Far?
And now a dirty question...
What is your favorite way to dominate somebody?
Extremely curious with a slight lean towards optimistic. How about you?
Ohhhhhh, hmm, ah, hmmmm, tough one, it would depend on the person and their personality mostly, though I am a sucker for hair grabs (grab at the base, not the length unless you want to seriously hurt your partner) and pinning ^w^
(What I'm a sucker for will probably change in the next couple of minutes though lol)
Oooo....hair pulling is nice...
Being tied up...
Being bent over a chair...table...etc.
*blushes*
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I'll sleep later!
*Comes in, looks around and looks at his watch*
I was wondering if i had entered the late night Paizo forums for a minute, espcially as things are getting heated.
Oh wait... questions.....errrr... I get back to you on that.
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Lab Log: Day 12 — April 25, 2018 (GC: Gozran 25, 4813)
Thanks to our head alchemist Mimdel Boom’s dedication to the cause and highly addictive stimulant beverages, we are already over half-way through the initial test production cycle! If we can keep up this pace—in other words if Mimdel Boom doesn’t implode, explode, or otherwise-plode during this period from excess stimulant use—we should be able to begin Step Three of the project on Friday! Great excitement and eye gouging has ensued as a result.
Note: Given the current volatility, we need to keep everyone from getting distracted. It would be unfortunate if one of the goblins—with their predilection for both music and violent explosions—were to discover the pugwampi’s explodaphone, say. Precautions to keep such items out of view are now being implemented.
Second Note: Could someone explain to me why we are only NOW implementing these precautions?!? What the hey!?!
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Oh, Mistress Rysky,
Are there any pbp games you play in that has a Opening?
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I will check it out
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Lab Log: Day 13 — April 26, 2018 (GC: Gozran 26, 4813)
Looks like we are good to go tomorrow, although I’m getting a bit worried about Mimdel Boom’s state of mind. She just said she saw ten giant frogs doing the hula right before being squashed by a microscopic meter maid. Not only was no one else able to witness this it also spread the idea that the lab was being invaded by incredibly small meter maids, making everyone edgy.
Given that I am pretty sure I just saw smoke coming out of Mimdel Boom’s ears, I have decided to vacate the lab and thread until the testing begins.
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Maybe there's a hallucinogenic quality to whatever Mimdel imbibed?
Who knows? It's more likely the result of more than 48 hours without sleep though.
EDIT: Unless we actually ARE being invaded by tiny meter maids!
>.>
<.<
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EURKEA!
THE FLOON CAPACITOR CHARGES THE BARGLES!
WHY A MOUSE WHEN IT SPINS?!
How much alcohol a day must a Paladin of Cayden have to drink to stay within code?
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That's gonna depend on body mass and tolerance.
Like Jackie Chan still be able to fight drunk as opposed to Jackie Chan too drunk to fight.
Can you do drunken master with a sword though?
I imagine it would be a drastically different kind of training. I think it would be somewhat similar in that you would take advantage of the flexibility but I do wonder how it would affect some aspects that differ from unarmed and sword fighting. I don't think their is much of a real life equivalent. Maybe somewhere in Scottish history >.> hmm.
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Drunken Master/Paladin builds here we go! :P