Well, beans, beans may be good for your heart, but it looks like you aren't the only beneficiary of this musical, magical fruit or other similarly effusive products!
Have you ever wanted to save lives and be a genuine super-hero? Of course you have! You wouldn't be on gaming forums otherwise!
Well, have I got a deal for you! All of your dreams can come true! Simply eat some beans!
Behold, a true act of heroism!
Now you, too, can eat a magical substance and go forth to become a life-saving superhero! Silent but deadly? More like silent but anti-deadly!
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... if it's okay with you, I think I'll just take a Mulligan on that last one.
But that's beside the point! The point is:
- be a hero
- save some lives
- eat beans (and other gassy foods)!
It's SCIENCE! It can't be wrong!
... I hear someone say they want beans?
... I know a guy. I could hook you up.
Oh boy, hook me uuuuuuuup~!
"Anti-deadly" you say?
EDIT: Hm. That is... unfortunate. EDIT 2: Also embarrassing. EDIT 3: And explains those failures.
This... will make my job... harder.
Why am I surrounded by idiots?
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that is the greatest news i've ever heard.
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Wow I must be like a saint or something...
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Actually, you have to inject farts. Not just smell them.
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Wow I must be like a saint or something...
I know what you mean!
EDIT: I think I am a super-hero! :D
Fartman cures cancer!
Where do they sell that comic book?