That's literally two lines in your one-liner.
I strongly suggest you just make a random pun relating to whatever you are making laugh. The cheesier pun the better.
Like, seriously, put 0 effort into it. The lamer the pun, the more jarring it will be when the Balor starts laughing at it.
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"You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"
"This next joke's killer."
"You're probably a redneck if..."
"Zip zappity bip bop!"
And if racism/sexism is rampant/prevalent/ubiquitous/monolithic, you can go with one of these:
"Women's/Tiefling's/Half-Orc's/Nagaji's rights."
Lastly, Secret Wizard has a good idea with making a pun out of the enemy's name.
"You'll be goblin' up this joke!"
Seems to me the only one-liner you need is "Hi, I'm a cross blooded impossible serpentine kitsune sorceress focused on enchantments."
Seems to me the only one-liner you need is "Hi, I'm a cross blooded impossible serpentine kitsune sorceress focused on enchantments."Is that a knock on my build or just a very sublime joke that I'm not getting?
it can get worse. could be a cross blooded serpentine kitsune Synthesist Summoner/Paladin.
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Seems to me the only one-liner you need is "Hi, I'm a cross blooded impossible serpentine kitsune sorceress focused on enchantments."Is that a knock on my build or just a very sublime joke that I'm not getting?
I vote for build knock.
Note to self: lobby Mike Brock to allow free Iron Will and Improved Iron Will for all bad guys... :-)
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"What does the fox say?"
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee"
(Works better if the GM throws in an enemy with Spell Turning for you)
Uhhmmm... try out different battle cries?
yip yip all yo yens
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"Did you hear the one about Tasha, girl was out of control."
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"They say any good joke has sorrow in it."
Whoah puns. These will be bad. I warn you.
"Have you ever tried comparing aboleths to orangeth?" (to an abholeth)
"I'll put you in my coven!" (to a hag) (not technically a pun...)
"They say any good joke has sorrow in it."
There's no vixen such a bad pun...
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I have the touch hideous laughter too.
Two dwarves walk out of a bar...
the elven mating call, wait for it...
Two aasimars, no wait they're all gone now.
The gnomish mating call, Squirrel!
I saw three vampires get into a cart, they turned into a succubus.
Want to see a Szarni squirm, ask what's in their pocketsess
I figured out who killed Aroden - it was the butler!
Seems to me the only one-liner you need is "Hi, I'm a cross blooded impossible serpentine kitsune sorceress focused on enchantments."Is that a knock on my build or just a very sublime joke that I'm not getting?
Settle down. I just chuckle when people post builds that have so many adjectives attached. Like a cross-blooded A/B sorcerer, dual-cursed C/D oracle X-born Y tiefling. It's not quite uncontrollable laughter, but I find the humor.
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Settle down. I just chuckle when people post builds that have so many adjectives attached. Like a cross-blooded A/B sorcerer, dual-cursed C/D oracle X-born Y tiefling. It's not quite uncontrollable laughter, but I find the humor.Seems to me the only one-liner you need is "Hi, I'm a cross blooded impossible serpentine kitsune sorceress focused on enchantments."Is that a knock on my build or just a very sublime joke that I'm not getting?
Would you like to hear a joke?
(This is the OP in character, BTW)
Settle down. I just chuckle when people post builds that have so many adjectives attached. Like a cross-blooded A/B sorcerer, dual-cursed C/D oracle X-born Y tiefling. It's not quite uncontrollable laughter, but I find the humor.Seems to me the only one-liner you need is "Hi, I'm a cross blooded impossible serpentine kitsune sorceress focused on enchantments."Is that a knock on my build or just a very sublime joke that I'm not getting?Would you like to hear a joke?
(This is the OP in character, BTW)
If you speak with a forked tongue it might be impossible to make heads or tails of it. I'm not sure you can outfox me though.
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I find that developing a personality, attitude and motivations really help with the one liners. It may seem trivial or to not matter but if you know why you're adventuring, why you're in the society, why you're in a faction, how you got to cast spells, why you use hideous laughter and why you're so good at it, you should find yourself with a plethora of spontaneous ideas on what to say.
My Urgathoan Cleric uses a Scythe. He relishes combat and enters saying things like: Foe! Fall before my blade like wheat under the scythe!
Allow me to usher you into the waiting arms of death.
You haven't died yet? Allow me to rectify.
When channeling he typically says things like:
Behold the glory of my dark mistres.
These are but wounds of the flesh, the pain shall cease when you die.
By my will I command you into submission.
Death! Death shall claim you all!
And to intimidate he might say something like: Good, you're eager to fight: I'll animate you first.
Other offhand phrases: Your parlor tricks cannot compete with the real thing.
Brother, how do you prefer we slay these cattle? (He adventures with another evil negative channeling cleric friend).
To prove my point, I made up 4-5 of these as of this post and am feeling quite far from inspired. The better ones were actually said during gameplay. They all come naturally now. So maybe give the back story and try and see if that fuels your innate creativity?
For you these come to mind:
Tell me if you think this is funny...
Have you heard the one about the guy who died laughing?
Guys, wait, before we start just hear me out. Knock knock....
You see this stomach buldge- well it's not pregnancy, this is my litter box being full for a week.
I strongly suggest you just make a random pun relating to whatever you are making laugh. The cheesier pun the better.
Like, seriously, put 0 effort into it. The lamer the pun, the more jarring it will be when the Balor starts laughing at it.
"Get thee to a punnery."
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
A cleric, a rogue, and a wizard walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?"