You'd bet tarrasque for more help then.
Otherwise it's naga na happen.
I would have thought people would be all ogre this thread by now
At least they should have dropped in to see what we're goblin about.
Orc-kay folks - stop dragonne your feet and lion around. Leshy what kinds of puns you can come up with.
Awww, but we're not doin it to hurt or daemon anyone.
Yuan-ti pun? I'll give you a pun.
Beholder new version of FAWTLY Towers, featuring Jermlaine Cleese as Basilisk Fawtly, Prunella (Flaming) Skulls as Sybullette Fawtly and Andoran Slacks as Mongrelman-uel.
Sounds good. Oh well, I am off for Achaekek-up.
Oh no! Are you illithid?
Or was he a Spanish national hero?
Nono, I phiuhl great.
I don't know if Owlbear up to all these puns.
"Ankheg you get me a drink while you're up?"
"Fihyr not, Abeil right back."
M*nd Fl*yer 1: "Ooh, can you believe Xan'i Xo'akhly? She's such a... In here five minutes and she's already leaving with Drizzt.
M*nd Fl*yer 2: "Yeah, well, she's always been quick on the Drow"
I don't gnoll how many people just want to skulk around this thread but I can Asusa you that if you can bear with us it won't be dire and you won't be boared. Some people might say "Suli you jest" to that.
I just hope nobody decides to nixie our fun.
Please yourself - I'm not bodak either way, just a long as everyone's polite, minotaurs their mandragoras and doesn't spirit trolls into the thread, otherwise Chris will put a grim lock on it.
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That Choker does not go with her outfit at all, but don't tell her that or you'll hit the ground with a hardy Flumph.
Watch out for fire breathing reptiles. They'll drake you over the coals.
I asked the jamaican whether it was day or night and he said to me "It's Daemon."
Oh yeah? Adaro to say that again!
Have you heard? Elfish Presley and Jason Bugbear are going to do a concert together.
My favorite tea? Earl king, hot.
My favorite milk scientist? Hastur obviously.
You stupid son of Lich. If you Dragon this any longer I swear i'll Xill you.
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Is that vest bulette proof?
I just bought a naga hide couch.
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I'm sure with the right attitude you could be the centaur of attention.
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In honour of Baba ji, despoiler of the OTD board:
"It's tough fighting half-orcs, but it's the div-orcs that really destroy you."
How can you Owlbear to make these puns without feeling any Shae?
Q; What's the laziest monster in the whole Bestiary?
A: The Eidolon!
The darkest Batman performance belongs to Michael Kyton.
Batnipples truly are evil.
What.. what did I just watch..?
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Seriously? We're going to dretch this whole thing up again?
So, I was standing on top of a hill I just purchased. A buddy of mine came up and told me he'd just bought a mountain. I just said "minotaur".
My wife thinks I'm really self-centred. I think I'm just a little elfish.
I grabbed some grave-dust to mix with my paint. I wanted off-wight.
We're going hunting incorporeal undead. I hope nobody brings a camera. I don't want to make a spectre-cull of myself.
I came across two walking plants and an oak, and there was a sign saying "how many are we?" I said "nine". 'Cause treant treant tree is nine.
"Harpy-ness, harpy-ness, the greatest gift that I possess
Thank Lamashtu that I've been blessed, with more than my share of harpy-ness"
Have you thought about getting an elf-help book for that? I mean, to get you some elf-confidence.
*Sean Connery voice* Welcome to the Vrock.
I'm jewish. I don't eat Orc.
Can someone please vrock this thread?
Don't Vrock the boat.
Phoenix'd the idea of discontinuing this thread.
I've got a book here entitled 'How to Milk Fiends and Influence People'
The illustrations have to be seen to be believed.