Lord Foul II should not rule this city because he's trying to sell molded cookies.
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TFF should not rule this city because the reason for his wide mouthed smile is that he is singing show tunes.
EM should not rule this city, for while he may be what the city's goat population -wants-, he is not what the goat population -deserves-.
GoatToucher shouldn't rule the city, he's more focused on goat-shaped pufftarts over his official paperwork.
TFF should not rule this city because he stifles creativity.
GoatToucher not rule city, since he also scare off pigs. Pigs important food!
EvilPaladin should not rule this city, since he's infected with the blue-midget virus.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet cannot rule this city... because I am ruling the city!
It's lonely at the top, just the way I like it.
Fuel Drop should not rule this city, because there is only room for one ascot wearing reprobate in this town!
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GoatToucher should not - cannot! - rule this city because we've already given his ascot the job.
Pulg should not rule this city because he's sent a Scot to do an Irishman's work!
Grundolker should not rule this city because his zomborg fixation will distract him from the critical Commie-Nazi situation.
GoatToucher should not rule this city, his problem with incontinence has a pricetag.
TFF should not rule this city because he rules so many other cities...it's a conflict of interest.
krevon not rule city, he too green behind ears.
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EvilPaladin should not rule this city because he does not realize that gelatinous cubes do NOT come in red and I saved those orphans from 'old Jerry' as the blob had a 'kitten mentality' (it liked to play with its food before eating it). Also, EvilPaladin has some sort of problem with foo dogs for some reason.
Grundolker should not rule this city because he is lactose intolerant, and our primary export is cheese!
Good thing i'm a devil, and am revoking you from office.
TFF should not rule this city because there is no back to his head. His hair grows directly out of the back of his face.
I should not rule this city, despite my qualifications and popularity, because of the things I've done and seen.
Oh, the things I've seen...
GoatToucher not rule city, it place for goblin conquest.
TPOZ should not rule this city because the Goblin Conquest franchise here is mine, exclusively!
You should not rule this city because of your very bad graphological performance.
Gorilla Grodd can't rule this city.
I struck a deal with Jurassic bard. I'll rule the city for a week for the fun, then let him rule. Term of the deal is that he eats Gorilla Grodd.
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WH should not rule this city, because he was never programmed...
...to love.
You shouldn't rule this city, because an unloving android really wouldn't hinder your interest in goats.
Sissyl shouldn't rule this city because she refuses to reprogramme the municipal robot goats to meet certain citizens' legitimate and very private needs.
Pulg no rule city, yeti-kind stay in snowy mountains.
Gorilla Grodd should not rule this city because we don't want no monkey business!
IHIYC shouldn't rule this city because he actually thinks it's important to make a distinction between monkeys and apes.
Sissyl shouldn't rule this city due to her extreme horniness.
...
What? Look at that hat!
Atrocious shouldn't rule this city because he's not tolerant of others' sexualities.
Sissyl not rule city, Sissyl need learn eat with mouth closed first.
Poog should not rule this city because everyone from Zarongel is a liar and a scoundrel.
Lord Foul should not rule this city dues to his ironic penchant for cleanliness.
BillyFiddler should not rule this city because of his ironic pen chant.
"AH LURVE MAH ZIRCONA ENCRUSTED OFFICIAL SHE-RA QUILL, WO YEAH!"