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for no particular reason, a friend would like to know, what’s it like to sit In a stolen Ferrari?What’s it like to sit in a Ferrari?Oh! I know this one! I used to know a doctor's son in high school.
Just like any other car, unfortunately.
I wouldn't know.
Is the complexity of a bird’s song proportional to its average distance from its neighbors?
Irrelevant. Any given tweet is limited to 140 characters or less.
(Or however many it is. I’m not gonna look it up.)
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Do we gain and lose fat cells, or do they just inflate and deflate?
{narrated in reserved, BBC English tones:} When you're born, your fat cells are quantum entangled with another human who was born at the same time. When you lose fat cells, they are shunted off via quantum tunneling to the other person. Likewise, when they rid themselves of fat cells, the tendency is for you to receive them. This is why it is so hard to lose fat and keep it off.
This "fatty action at a distance" entanglement only ends when one of you dies. {drops a knife} Good hunting.
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Do I really want to know how they get boneless chicken wings?From the Chicken Ooze farms.
Can a Bestiary critter have a negative Intelligence score? Not a mindless "-" score, but an actual negative number. Because oozes are mindless, and chickens are even dumber, so combining the two...
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Is it OK to use this room temperature superconductor for speaker cable?
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A magnetic duck.
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What are you doing on October 9?
Magnetizing ducks.
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What are you doing on October 9?
It is my first gig as 'Styxter', the Gary Teter and 'Styx' Tribute Experience.
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What are you doing on October 9?
Watching a mannequin fight club.
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What are you doing on October 9?
The final session of my NWN run of Race for the Runecarved Key.
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What’s the fastest thing I can make with an Insta Pot, six cups of rice, eight carrots, one 2-by-6-foot rhubarb leaf, an egg (presumed avian, but can you ever really be sure?), some other eggs (these look either more lizardfish or spider, to be honest, also there are sixteen thousand of them), three kinds of cheese (mostly cow, shredded), four quarts of bioluminescent algae, [redacted] and this macguffin, as a percentage of the speed of light in this inertial frame?
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A fire.
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What’s the fastest thing I can make with an Insta Pot, six cups of rice, eight carrots, one 2-by-6-foot rhubarb leaf, an egg (presumed avian, but can you ever really be sure?), some other eggs (these look either more lizardfish or spider, to be honest, also there are sixteen thousand of them), three kinds of cheese (mostly cow, shredded), four quarts of bioluminescent algae, [redacted] and this macguffin, as a percentage of the speed of light in this inertial frame?
A pie.
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How many car models on the market today are there that can reach 150 mph?
Well, if the cliff, mountainside, or cargo helicopter/aircraft is high enough, all cars can reach 122mph at least once. To go faster, you could install ACME® (#1 With Coyotes!™) solid fuel or liquid propellant rockets.
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What if you knew, for sure, that I could read your mind?
I just assumed you already were.
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How many car models on the market today are there that can reach 150 mph?Well, if the cliff, mountainside, or cargo helicopter/aircraft is high enough, all cars can reach 122mph at least once. To go faster, you could install ACME® (#1 With Coyotes!™) solid fuel or liquid propellant rockets.
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What if you knew, for sure, that I could read your mind?
Oh, you poor, poor thing. I'm so sorry.
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What if you knew, for sure, that I could read your mind?
Well, when all you can sense is a blank void, would you then doubt that you could still reads? Checkmate.
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Did the Braunschweiger betray me?
Du zhould alwayz expect treachery von zie braunschweiger. Ezpecially vhen du vould least expect it.
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Honestly, I’d be more surprised if it didn’t betray you.
Remembering your... affinity with bots that write thugs, I was curious if you’d run across this all-too-short-but-hilarious thread, yet.
All answers are the same, weirdly: fire.
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How do you deliver a message that should only be read once, and only by the intended recipient?
Write it on an arrow.