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Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!
And partners up with a rogue and a barbarian to break into the evil emperor's prison.

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Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!
And it has a funny speaking elder fey wizard!

Orthos |

TriOmegaZero wrote:Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!And it has a funny speaking elder fey wizard!
And ghosts.

Shadar Aman |

Gorbacz wrote:And ghosts.TriOmegaZero wrote:Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!And it has a funny speaking elder fey wizard!
And he fights a Yeti, and also an evil Samurai.

Orthos |

Orthos wrote:And he fights a Yeti, and also an evil Samurai.Gorbacz wrote:And ghosts.TriOmegaZero wrote:Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!And it has a funny speaking elder fey wizard!
And of course the BBEG is an evil Archmage.

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I will be gazing fondly at this picture for the rest of the day.
They found pictures of my eidolon....

Shadar Aman |

Shadar Aman wrote:And of course the BBEG is an evil Archmage.Orthos wrote:And he fights a Yeti, and also an evil Samurai.Gorbacz wrote:And ghosts.TriOmegaZero wrote:Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!And it has a funny speaking elder fey wizard!
And then there's a big party in the forest with...teddy bears?

Orthos |

Orthos wrote:And then there's a big party in the forest with...teddy bears?Shadar Aman wrote:And of course the BBEG is an evil Archmage.Orthos wrote:And he fights a Yeti, and also an evil Samurai.Gorbacz wrote:And ghosts.TriOmegaZero wrote:Kajehase wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)He even gets a katana that cuts through anything!And it has a funny speaking elder fey wizard!
Furry halflings.

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I LOVE the idea of Iron Gods. I loved the Autochtonians piece in Exalted. Also the idea of Barbarian tribes charging on dinosaurs with a few laser rifles here and there just strucks me as something that must become real. (not saying that this will happen in the AP mind you).
It would need a moon broken in half though (forgot that cartoon's name).

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So what does that make Jar Jar, a bard?
The Mary-Sue DM character that everyone hates, but somehow survives because the DM thinks that they're awesome. The PCs put up with him because they don't want to piss off the DM as the last time they annoyed him he started talking about midi-chlorians and other wacked-out house rules.
-TimD

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The Mary-Sue DM character that everyone hates, but somehow survives because the DM thinks that they're awesome. The PCs put up with him because they don't want to piss off the DM as the last time they annoyed him he started talking about midi-chlorians and other wacked-out house rules.
-TimD
Nah...GM characters are usually hyper-competent. Jar Jar was just dumb.

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I LOVE the idea of Iron Gods. I loved the Autochtonians piece in Exalted. Also the idea of Barbarian tribes charging on dinosaurs with a few laser rifles here and there just strucks me as something that must become real. (not saying that this will happen in the AP mind you).
It would need a moon broken in half though (forgot that cartoon's name).
Thundarr the Barbarian.

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It would need a moon broken in half though (forgot that cartoon's name).
You're thinking of Thundaar The Barbarian. Which is not a bad inspiration really, for post apocalyptic sorcery and lost science themes.
Oh, and I am embarrassed to say how my 12-13 year old self was smitten by Princess Ariel.

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Nah...GM characters are usually hyper-competent. Jar Jar was just dumb.
You're assuming competence/sobriety/sanity/lack of senility on behalf of the GM ... which may not apply in our setting discussion :)
Of course, I'm firmly of the "Han shot first!" school, so I may be a bit biased.
-TimD

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What are the titles of the chapters?
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.Ch 1. THE RAPTORING - Dubstep Mecha Cave Raptors Attack
Ch 2. GOLARION.COM - Alain Discovers Numeria.Facebook.com
Ch 3. A FISTFUL OF AWESOME - Valeros builds a Railgun
Ch 4. THE DARK SOVEREIGN APPROACHES - (It's Skrillex)
Ch 5. CYBER-ARODEN v2.0 MARK VI vs. ROBOSCORPAPLEXITRON - Oh man
Ch 6. PIERCE THE HEAVENS - The group finds the whole adventure was an elaborate VR construct run by an old man in a white suit who tells them "ergo vis a vis concordantly" before resetting Numeria

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Nick O'Connell wrote:What are the titles of the chapters?.
.Ch 1. THE RAPTORING - Dubstep Mecha Cave Raptors Attack
Ch 2. GOLARION.COM - Alain Discovers Numeria.Facebook.com
Ch 3. A FISTFUL OF AWESOME - Valeros builds a Railgun
Ch 4. THE DARK SOVEREIGN APPROACHES - (It's Skrillex)
Ch 5. CYBER-ARODEN v2.0 MARK VI vs. ROBOSCORPAPLEXITRON - Oh man
Ch 6. PIERCE THE HEAVENS - The group finds the whole adventure was an elaborate VR construct run by an old man in a white suit who tells them "ergo vis a vis concordantly" before resetting Numeria
I would play this.

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why
I write my stuff and drink heavily at the same time
Hear, hear!
or as some other hack writer wrote...write drunk; edit sober
:)
Because nostrils are not made for the transportation of carbonated liquid
Just think of us as your personal surprise neti pot.
-TimD

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MeridiaCreative wrote:Or maybe the PCs each find a themed suit of power armor which allows them to channel the power of the robo-deities. Or what if they have to go to the strange demiplane where the robot gods keep their minds, and do battle INSIDE the heads of the Iron Gods?! Oh man...If this AP includes power armor, I may suffer an awesome-induced stroke.
I might need to actually re-up my sub if this AP included powered armor and hopefully, a few War Bots or a Death Machine.

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Sebastian wrote:I might need to actually re-up my sub if this AP included powered armor and hopefully, a few War Bots or a Death Machine.MeridiaCreative wrote:Or maybe the PCs each find a themed suit of power armor which allows them to channel the power of the robo-deities. Or what if they have to go to the strange demiplane where the robot gods keep their minds, and do battle INSIDE the heads of the Iron Gods?! Oh man...If this AP includes power armor, I may suffer an awesome-induced stroke.
Black Ray pistols!

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Lisa Stevens wrote:Star Wars... you mean that movie where the farmboy meets a wizard who tells him to become a knight and then they go off to save a princess? ;)Gancanagh wrote:I'm not so much of a hater tho as i'm mostly overreacting, but my only fear is that this is a big hit and that the normal fantasy slowly disappears into nothingness to be replaced for 100% by lasers and robots because the Starwars junkies always demand more.No. And I am the biggest Star Wars fan in the world. But, I own Paizo, so you can take it to the bank.
Lisa
A princess who is kidnaped by a Black Knight who works for a Sorcerer Emperor