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This is the official Paizo Discordian Society thread. Discordians are prohibited from reading or posting in this thread. Members of the Church of the Subgenius are unwelcome but grudgingly required to post in this thread. Worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are allowed so long as they bring rum. All rules must be broken. Don't believe what you read. Fnord.
Hail Eris!
Or if you prefer,
Don't.
This thread is the best thing ever. It's been ages since I breached a good prohibition.
We should probably add a slaad clause. And a protean shake.
As pseudo a Zen Buddhist with a passing interest in Zoroastrianism, I am at one leg both the same with this thread.
Nicht es war, alles ist erlaubt.
I'm here. but I divided by zero while poaching some eggs this morning and my avatar was annihilated.
Two, TWO CHAOTIC THREADS... AH! AH! AH!
Wait... I'm counting with sequential, non-imaginary numbers?! Ugh, I think I'm coming down with something Lawful.
It'll pass.
Set it free on the highway though, we don't want it in the plumbing.
This thread gets Prof. Chaos' stamp of approval.
*stamps foot*
Also, you left your refrigerator running so you better go catch it.
Nicht es war, alles ist erlaubt.
Meh, do it right, at least: "Nichts ist wahr, alles ist erlaubt." Sadly, the translation lacks the lyrical quality of the sentence in English.
I brought toe cheese.
I'll take your toe cheese and raise you Shepton Mallet.
I just sunk Shepton Mallet.
I had a Sep-Ton Mallet once. I lent it to this guy with a lisp who was always complaining about a headache. Bastard never gave it back.
I wholeheartedly endorse this thread. May the shackles of math and order be annihilated to deliver the freedom of reading and chaos to all.
This thread needs an enema.
Finally a cool thread relevant to my interests and it's all full up with puppets.
Okay Brain, but I don't see how enema'd meatpuppets are going to do anything with all those chainsaws.
This thread needs an enema.
It needs an arch-enema.
Where's my golden apple?
Oh, that old thing? I ate it.
...wait, this isn't the temple.
That's it. No apple - I'm off for lunch with Hagbard.
Oh, that old thing? I ate it.
Are we still talking about Assassin's Creed? Because that apple must have been hard to swallow.
That's it. No apple - I'm off for lunch with Hagbard.
Do check back, another might appear while you're gone.
I keep spares.
Nicht es war, alles ist erlaubt.Meh, do it right, at least: "Nichts ist wahr, alles ist erlaubt." Sadly, the translation lacks the lyrical quality of the sentence in English.
Error thankfully noted; I am no germanophone. Still, you are arguing proper language in this context? How delightfully aneristic!
Gooble gooble gooble! * waves wings intoning the Turkey Curse *
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Gooble gobble gooble gobble
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Moo?*
We got a lost sacred cow here. Everybody check your bags.
Sniffs the air. Winces. Examines cow closely, shoulder-length rubber glove firmly on. Winces. Then, in a voice like thunder:
Right.
Hurl Eric!
Or don't.
Mu?Moo?*
** spoiler omitted **
Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Mu
Mooooooo!!
Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Mu
NERDS! The whole lot of 'em!
I find this thread appalling. Orange and Vodka anyone?
I can't remember why I started writing this post.
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You get used to that.
NERDS! The whole lot of 'em!
Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Mu
They will be crowing the first Queen or King of the Nerds very soon.
I find this thread appalling. Orange and Vodka anyone?
Do you soak the orange in vodka? Or do you sprinkle it with the stuff?
Yay! It's been a few years since I was last excommunicated.
I find this thread appalling. Orange and Vodka anyone?Do you soak the orange in vodka? Or do you sprinkle it with the stuff?
I do both. Now where are scantly clad nymphs..?
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Now where are scantly clad nymphs..?
{sipping mimosa} They're frying up bacon and making waffles. Treppa got them a nice new mithral waffle iron.
Now where are scantly clad nymphs..?{sipping mimosa} They're frying up bacon and making waffles. Treppa got them a nice new mithral waffle iron.
Mithril you say.., I can beat that.
The local census came around. I thought about not putting 'Discordian' down for religion (in defiance of and therefore accordance with Discordianism), but then I thought about whatever clerk processes these things.
He sees 'Discordian' in the religion entry when entering the data and thinks, 'What the fnord is a Discordian?'. Later, he Googles it and the curse of Greyface is lifted just a little more.
*trip on this thread* AAAAHHHH!!! Who left this lying around!? It could kill someone!
We're not mad, we're angry! Rawr!
Nonsense, the thread is just beginning, yeeesssss!!