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Prepare your armories of hello Kitty Bubble-guns and bubble-mix...still working on the bubble bomb.


My Mr Potato Head collection shall protect me from you and your evil army of feline plushies without interchangeable body parts.

I shall suffer no fear.


RE: linkied article: Overreact much these days? O.o

To paraphrase a brilliant man cut down in his prime: "This world needs an enema!"

A clever facade for tentacled horrors from beyond space and time: Hello Kitty.

~squiggle~


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:


A clever facade for tentacled horrors from beyond space and time: Hello Kitty.

~squiggle~

Why, yes, yes it is.


To make the story less insane than it sounds at first glance...

I don't think the toy was actually present. I heard on the news the girl just said we should shoot each other and MEANT with the hello kitty bubble gun, but the teacher had no way of knowing that.

Either that or she owns this

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Thanks for the clear up BNW. It is nice to see that the NRA is working full time on its right to distort informations .. ah sorry for your right to bear arms.


Shadowborn wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:


A clever facade for tentacled horrors from beyond space and time: Hello Kitty.

~squiggle~

Why, yes, yes it is.

To quote Great Cthulhu: "I hate you." ;)


BigNorseWolf wrote:
...but the teacher had no way of knowing that.

Yes no way of knowing that. If only there had been some way to question the young lady and find out her intentions through a worded response...

"Zero-tolerence" policy makes my head hurt. So non-events turn into things like this in the name of bureaucracy.


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:


To quote Great Cthulhu: "I hate you." ;)

Mission accomplished. :) Cookie?


Shadowborn wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:


To quote Great Cthulhu: "I hate you." ;)
Mission accomplished. :) Cookie?

If you reaaaally want one of my cookies ... then by all means, help yourself to the cookie jar. It bites, so be careful.

~squiggle~


Well, duh! Hello Kitty clearly leads to martial excellence and all-around badassness.


Diego Rossi wrote:

Thanks for the clear up BNW. It is nice to see that the NRA is working full time on its right to distort informations .. ah sorry for your right to bear arms.

... i have no idea how this is supposed to relate to anything i said.

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Diego Rossi wrote:

Thanks for the clear up BNW. It is nice to see that the NRA is working full time on its right to distort informations .. ah sorry for your right to bear arms.

... i have no idea how this is supposed to relate to anything i said.

Maybe it is clearer formatted this way:

- * -

Thanks for the clear up BNW.

It is nice to see that the NRA is working full time on its right to distort informations .. ah sorry for your right to bear arms.

- * -

Two separated sentences. The linked post is written in a way to make people preoccupied about guns look stupid and overzealous so I would say that it has a obvious sponsor.

Your post put the situation in the right prospective.

@Shadowborn
You have ever tried questioning a 5 old child about what he was saying? Sometime you can get a clear answer, sometime you don't.

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No wonder we are loosing the war on Unicorns...


The War on Unicorns is a psyops misdirection by the Illuminati Anunnaki/Reptilians to keep the sheeple from investigating the truth behind !!!!111!1Eleventy-One Dimensions/Yarn Theory.


Five year old girls are, indeed, your typical terror/spree shooting suspects, and their mouthings of potential mayhem should be taken deadly seriously at all times.

Meanwhile, James Holmes, Jared Lee Loughner, Adam Lanza, and a mob of others displaying dangerous tendancies/severe psychological maladies,......well, there's absof#$%inglutely nothing that can be done about them, but damn if we're gonna let a five year old girl go to blasting on us.

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Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

My Mr Potato Head collection shall protect me from you and your evil army of feline plushies without interchangeable body parts.

I shall suffer no fear.

And the Hello Kitty Bubble gun goes: pupupupuppup!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Five year old girls are, indeed, your typical terror/spree shooting suspects, and their mouthings of potential mayhem should be taken deadly seriously at all times.

You just bought into their public image. Their innocence is carefully cultivated, but a sham, and a deadly one. That is what they want you to think.

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The Temple of Hello Kitty
Our Hello Kitty Terrorist Organization becomes a Religious Cult.:?


All children are Neutral Evil until proven otherwise. Some are Chaotic Evil. Only one is Lawful Evil.

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Hello Kitty Will Control the High Ground!


I was more interested in this photo on the OP article.

I'm imagining that immediately after the photo, it turned into a drop bear and killed her.


I frakkin' love Hello Kitty.


It is a typo. She was originally Hell Kitty.


Sissyl wrote:
It is a typo. She was originally Hell Kitty.

You're thinking of Hell Girl. I also love Hell Girl, if it helps. But not in that way.


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Freehold DM wrote:
I frakkin' love Hello Kitty.

Hates Joss Whedon. Loves Hello Kitty. There is something seriously wrong with you, dude.


Shadowborn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I frakkin' love Hello Kitty.
Hates Joss Whedon. Loves Hello Kitty. There is something seriously wrong with you, dude.

Or something seriously right....


No, no...this is on the level of the Great Old Ones type of wrong.


Hello Kitty is yet another one of Nyarlathotep's cults. Which makes it alright in my book.

~squiggle~


Shadowborn wrote:
No, no...this is on the level of the Great Old Ones type of wrong.

Brother, have you seen the Hello Kitty Sign?


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So according to the thread's title we're a terrorist cell... We should probably come up with demands.

How about 'Romans go home?'


People called romani walk the house?

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FuelDrop wrote:

So according to the thread's title we're a terrorist cell... We should probably come up with demands.

How about 'Romans go home?'

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