What the funniest Paizo board posts?


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Reading these boards + laughing is one favorite things. I pretty much believe that they should make me laugh once per day.

What the funniest Paizo board posts you've seen?

Here's two of my favorites:

Fiendish Sphincter.

SWEARING IN GOLARION.
I love using these to get laughs at the table. I'd have to say, "by Calistria's Honey'd thighs" tops my list.

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Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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From the collective Paizo staff, over 50 favorite tags.

And because anything else is too much work to look up, here's one of the most popular of my own posts (under an alias).

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Gorbacz wrote:
Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.

The lipstick-on-a-radish thing was great, but Le Petit Mort was classic.

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Gorbacz wrote:
Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.

Thanks Gorbacz! That had me crackin' up.


Overall Dark_Mistress has the best batting average for making me laugh but I can't think of one post in particular that stands out right now.

Other then that, this one was pretty good.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16, 2012 Top 32

Here's a truism that made me laugh:

Roberta Yang on failed prestige class mechanics.

Also:

Two words: AM BARBARIAN.


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Min maxers paradise


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Gorbacz wrote:
Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.

Yep. I said three years ago that it was one of the funniest things I read on this website, and I still think so.

But another contender was in a political thread that descended into a lot of flaming, trolling, and name-calling, which ultimately led to the thread getting locked. But before it got locked, someone joked that a certain real-world country was Lawful Neutral. And Paul Watson replied to that comment, saying "Please don't bring alignment into this. We're trying not to get too heated and controversial."

Of course, a lot of other funny posts came up in the years since then. If you're ever feeling fed up with nitpickers, I suggest that you read the following post as a remedy for your frustration:

Paizo's editing errors actually killed a guy...

My son and I laughed uncontrollably at that one.

And for DC Comics fans, this post was unforgettable.

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Just found this post: THE WRATH OF THE JUNGLE GOATS.


Dot


Heh. Teter's Razor. I had forgotten about that one... and several times I've had cause to wield it.


Getting some good laughs here. Posting for dot acquisition.

Shadow Lodge

So many contenders for the crown.

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Perform (Comedy), Golarion Jokes at the Table.

Recently I had a new pathfinder player who was a bard and choose perform (comedy). I let her walk into the The Rusty Dragon, say joke and roll a perform (comedy) day job.


How did I miss this?

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Low Perception check.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Low Perception check.

Ouch! :)


*dotting*

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Follow your nose

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Sweet sweet Succubus in a grapple.


I found funny anything involving the Bracht Darkhouse or Gulga Cench aliases of their respective owners. (Admittedly since they were made, the PMG instituted the facility which automatically converted any posts in the RPG Superstar forums by a top 32+ contestant into the main identity, so they might not make so much sense now...)

For that matter I found the efforts made by several RPGSuperstar contestants generally, to win votes, in the years before Paizo cracked down on comments, amusing. I still remember one contestant writing a post featuring an Astrumal hold up a sign begging for votes...


Oh yes, and then there were posts by Kobold Cleaver which used the word 'Smurf' round about the time he got a special award from the PMG, and the occasion when Sebastian got his pony avatar...

Scarab Sages

Check out the current thread about grappling a succubus.


Look two posts up, Art ;)

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Orthos wrote:
Look two posts up, Art ;)

Sorry. I've been a little distracted the past few hours researching something.


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Artanthos wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Look two posts up, Art ;)
Sorry. I've been a little distracted the past few hours researching something.

Succubi grappling?

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Pretty much anything by Roberta Yang.


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You're a DQ, Item One...

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Here's a new one:

BEST FAMILIAR PET NAMES.

I'm going to have to use "Nut Biter" for my Donkey

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100 REASONS TO LEAVE TOWN

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SORCERERS HAVE A LOT OF SEX AND WIZARDS DO NOT and bards make a great wing man.


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Things I learned from being on a gaming forum.

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Grimmy wrote:

Overall Dark_Mistress has the best batting average for making me laugh but I can't think of one post in particular that stands out right now.

Other then that, this one was pretty good.

Awww how sweet and just a little creepy you stalk me for humor. :)

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HELP I'VE KILLED A PLAYER!

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BEAUTIES OF THE SEA WHAT BE HER NAME.


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Lamontius wants his money. Why won't you guys let him have his money? Do you guys just hate crisp $5 bills?


Orthos wrote:
Lamontius wants his money. Why won't you guys let him have his money? Do you guys just hate crisp $5 bills?

Hee hee!

Yes, I saw that one.

Lamontius, if you ever find this thread:

[Applauds ecstatically]


The one near the end of that thread is also hilarious.


Felt it was simpler to link the first one and let people just read down than to seek out each individual funny one through the whole thread.

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Finally, the truth how Aroden really died...


While funny, I don't feel that post is enough for "funniest Paizo board posts".


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Gorbacz wrote:
Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.

Bumping this because Gorbacz's link no longer functions and this is a thread that should not be lost to time.


Mazlith wrote:
Sweet sweet Succubus in a grapple.

Lol!, thank you forremember me this thread!.

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