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Reading these boards + laughing is one favorite things. I pretty much believe that they should make me laugh once per day.
What the funniest Paizo board posts you've seen?
Here's two of my favorites:
SWEARING IN GOLARION.
I love using these to get laughs at the table. I'd have to say, "by Calistria's Honey'd thighs" tops my list.

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From the collective Paizo staff, over 50 favorite tags.
And because anything else is too much work to look up, here's one of the most popular of my own posts (under an alias).

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Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.
The lipstick-on-a-radish thing was great, but Le Petit Mort was classic.

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Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.
Thanks Gorbacz! That had me crackin' up.

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Overall Dark_Mistress has the best batting average for making me laugh but I can't think of one post in particular that stands out right now.
Other then that, this one was pretty good.

Epic Meepo RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16, 2012 Top 32 |

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Kevin Andrew Murphy's legendary post on "How to run a brothel when you're a Paladin" remains undefeated.
Yep. I said three years ago that it was one of the funniest things I read on this website, and I still think so.
But another contender was in a political thread that descended into a lot of flaming, trolling, and name-calling, which ultimately led to the thread getting locked. But before it got locked, someone joked that a certain real-world country was Lawful Neutral. And Paul Watson replied to that comment, saying "Please don't bring alignment into this. We're trying not to get too heated and controversial."
Of course, a lot of other funny posts came up in the years since then. If you're ever feeling fed up with nitpickers, I suggest that you read the following post as a remedy for your frustration:
Paizo's editing errors actually killed a guy...
My son and I laughed uncontrollably at that one.
And for DC Comics fans, this post was unforgettable.

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Perform (Comedy), Golarion Jokes at the Table.
Recently I had a new pathfinder player who was a bard and choose perform (comedy). I let her walk into the The Rusty Dragon, say joke and roll a perform (comedy) day job.

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I found funny anything involving the Bracht Darkhouse or Gulga Cench aliases of their respective owners. (Admittedly since they were made, the PMG instituted the facility which automatically converted any posts in the RPG Superstar forums by a top 32+ contestant into the main identity, so they might not make so much sense now...)
For that matter I found the efforts made by several RPGSuperstar contestants generally, to win votes, in the years before Paizo cracked down on comments, amusing. I still remember one contestant writing a post featuring an Astrumal hold up a sign begging for votes...

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Overall Dark_Mistress has the best batting average for making me laugh but I can't think of one post in particular that stands out right now.
Other then that, this one was pretty good.
Awww how sweet and just a little creepy you stalk me for humor. :)

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Lamontius wants his money. Why won't you guys let him have his money? Do you guys just hate crisp $5 bills?
Hee hee!
Yes, I saw that one.
Lamontius, if you ever find this thread:
[Applauds ecstatically]

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