This is because of their high charisma.
Also, Wizards gotta stay up late doing homework. The Sorcerer is free to cruise the bars.
Paladins you ask? Nice guys finish last.
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What is your stance on gold-pressed latinum?
What is your stance on gold-pressed latinum?
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Most of the wizards I know are too busy to go to the bar. They just use scry spells like a porn site and get back to their formulae.
They get the same amount. Bards steal all the wenches with their love songs.
Sorcerers only get as much action as they do because us classy barbarian mercenaries let them be our wingmen and take the fat chicks. And then when they are done disappointing the fat chicks, the barbarian can step in and satisfy her properly.
What is your stance on gold-pressed latinum?
He's the Grand Magus a fighting-mage, not the Grand Nagus, shrewdest of all businessferengi. Haven't you got the lobes to know the difference?
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Wizards = nerds
Sorcerers = drama majors
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Wizards have the intelligence to research the Demi-Plane of Free Love and summon a partner to have heavenly no-strings-attached romps. :)
Planar Bind a Succubus. Curse her Charisma, curse her skill checks. Geas her to drink a glass of water. Point at a glass outside the summon circle. Wait a while.
Instant sex slave (be sure to use protection).
Alternately just use Enchantment on any woman that strikes your fancy.
Wizards only don't get action if they don't want any.
I swear these posts are like Goofus and Gallant for wizard sexual politics. One is doing it right, the other tripped and fell into rape territory.
Wizards have the intelligence to research the Demi-Plane of Free Love and summon a partner to have heavenly no-strings-attached romps. :)I swear these posts are like Goofus and Gallant for wizard sexual politics. One is doing it right, the other tripped and fell into rape territory.Planar Bind a Succubus. Curse her Charisma, curse her skill checks. Geas her to drink a glass of water. Point at a glass outside the summon circle. Wait a while.
Instant sex slave (be sure to use protection).
Alternately just use Enchantment on any woman that strikes your fancy.
Wizards only don't get action if they don't want any.
I believe that there was another thread that pointed out that "Magic Roofies are still Roofies."
Obviously we should use that exalted spell that forces an enemy to change his alignment to yours. Because brainwashing is good when you use it on evil creatures! XP
Oh?
Do remember that what you can do can also be done to you. :)
Knew I should have put the <sarcasm> tag in there. :)
Edit: Also, Sanctify the Wicked is an Exalted spell, so only Exalted Good creatures can cast it.
Actually, I would be shocked that some Dark Wizard-type has not cooked up an inverted version of the spell: "Corrupt the Pure" comes to mind.
Knew I should have put the <sarcasm> tag in there. :)
Edit: Also, Sanctify the Wicked is a Sanctified spell, so only Good creatures can cast it.
Of course, that doesn't prevent the baddies from using a Helm of Opposite Alignment on the good guys.
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Well, it IS impolite to not make sure your partner is satisfied before you are. ;)
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Obviously we should use that exalted spell that forces an enemy to change his alignment to yours. Because brainwashing is good when you use it on evil creatures! XP
The fluff for the spell takes some of the sting off, but "save vs. redemption" still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Reworked the spell for my homebrew. It only works on beings that desire redemption and are willing targets. Eases the painful process for risen fiend types who are actually in pain because their alignment is shifting against their physical makeup, resets energy alignments in undead, etc. The actual legwork in the redemption process still has to be done the old fashioned way.
There are a lot of cool people around here I'd love to game with. If only we could invent teleporters already.
You should post this list.
Yeah, it's just not the same...
In some ways, it is better!
But yes, you need that face time, and some beers. Isn't that what Paizocon is for?
Clearly summoners get laid the most. High Charisma plus furry animal friend == Chick magnet.
Alchemists also get plenty of tail since they are the dealers.
You could have your companion in the image of a beautiful woman.
