He's got good haircare tips.
And he's quite trustworthy if he likes you.
...Does Seltyel... like you?
are any of the iconics into pesh?
Not that I'm aware of, but you never know exactly what Damiel's putting in his beakers and philtres.
...Does Seltyel... like you?
He's not tried to stab me or left me for dead...
Have you ever been taller than Valeros?
Once. We had to get into a castle through a mouse-hole, and he was shrunk first.
Luckily, no.
Not me at least.
I won't answer for anyone else, though.
Have you ever run into a Gargantuan or Colossal creature in heat? I know Merisiel has.
Nope. And a good thing it is!
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I saw an illustration of you as a goblin-like frog creature with a tadpole-like tail in my dreams last night. Or at least an illustration of a goblin-like frog creature with a tadpole-like tail wearing your clothes, wearing a wig that looked like your hair and holding your flute. What does it mean?!
lem if you could gestalt with any class, what would you take
I wouldn't be very iconic if I did that, would I?
I saw an illustration of you as a goblin-like frog creature with a tadpole-like tail in my dreams last night. Or at least an illustration of a goblin-like frog creature with a tadpole-like tail wearing your clothes, wearing a wig that looked like your hair and holding your flute. What does it mean?!
That you should eat more French food, and that I'm one spiffy dresser.
Where'd you get that flute?
The orchestra ditch in the Egorian Royal Opera-house. The previous owner didn't need it any more on account of having tried to kill Seelah.
Have you ever sneaked into anywhere while hiding in one of your companion's backpack?
Nope. But Kyra once hid in mine. She made me clean it first.
What was the most interesting thing you have inspired somebody else to do?
Probably convincing a Hellknight to attack a flock of rust monsters. He had a very interesting vocabulary.
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I saw an illustration of you as a goblin-like frog creature with a tadpole-like tail in my dreams last night. Or at least an illustration of a goblin-like frog creature with a tadpole-like tail wearing your clothes, wearing a wig that looked like your hair and holding your flute. What does it mean?!That you should eat more French food, and that I'm one spiffy dresser.
You are a spiffy dresser, indeed. Hey! Wait a minute, how do you know about France, let alone their propensity for consuming amphibians as a delicacy?!
Lini brought some cook-books back from Russia.
Also, behold the power of the interrobang.
It sounded a bit boring.
Which I guess is good if you're a non-adventurer. Me, I need the occasional monster-fight to keep going.
Lem, have you ever been tempted to put on an oversized codpiece, not comb your hair for a few weeks and start standing on one leg while playing your flute on stage?Um... no... Why d'you ask?
I think Mr. Longears might have been comparing you to this guy.
Looks more like a dwarf to me.
Is your opportunities for "the greatest adventuring opportunity" *mimes thrust* limited due to your size?
Is it supposed to do that? Cause if not, I can ask Kyra to take a look at it, she's very good at not laughing.
What's it like living in a world where you have to stare at everyone's crotch all the time?
Pretty good, means I don't have to bend that far to tie their shoe-laces together.
Have you ever grown a beard?
Have you ever grown a beard?
Yep. A chinstrap-thing. It was a disguise.
What's your opinion on the writings of philosophers like Hosseter and Jubbanich?
Good ideas that's been tragically misunderstood and appropriated by the Galtans in revolution after revolution.
But at least when there's a lull in the head-choppings, Galt is a nicer place to visit than Cheliax. (Not that there's that many of those lulls.)
Have you ever been subject to the Enlarge spell or similar?
If you did, how did it feel to finally be on eye-level with the majority of the other iconics?
Still no.
But it's usually nice to be eye-level with them. (We have chairs and ladders in our world too. And they know how to kneel or squat.) Except Balazar, those eyebrows are a little bit creepy.
Best way to escape from a literal slave pit?
A vial of a magic potion that turns you gaseous.
Or sit around and cheer for Amiri while she beats up the slavers.
Have you ever grown a beard?Yep. A chinstrap-thing. It was a disguise.
Disguised as Abraham Lem-Kin? (or perhaps Lem-Hin?)
What's with the mutton chops?
Exactly how much cheering do you do?As much as is needed.
If you ruled an empire (let's say, Cheliax without all the devils) what would you do with it?
Build myself a halfling-sized palace and then appoint Kyra or Sajan as my regent as they'd do a much better job.
Lem resently i've been stalked by wasps, do you think i've been cused by Calistra?
It's possible - have you done anything to Merisiel lately?
Of course, it could just be the sickly-sweet smell of rotting flesh that's attracting them.
Disguised as Abraham Lem-Kin? (or perhaps Lem-Hin?)Have you ever grown a beard?Yep. A chinstrap-thing. It was a disguise.
One-eye Lemster the Tall, actually.
What's with the mutton chops?
The ladies like to stroke them.