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Lem the Halfling wrote:
With arsony, a quick wit, some vegetable stalls, a barrel of port, and the help of some flowery friends.

There he is! There's the one who ruined my cabbages!!


ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem how much do llamas cost in Golarion?

More in Absalom than in Arcadia, that's for sure! Luckily I'm a good flirt.


Cabbage Guy wrote:
Lem the Halfling wrote:
With arsony, a quick wit, some vegetable stalls, a barrel of port, and the help of some flowery friends.
There he is! There's the one who ruined my cabbages!!

I'm sorry, but there's more money in cauliflower, anyway.


Who would you most like to jam with?


Shensen or Ameiko.


What would be your ideal Mount?

Your ideal Pet?

Have you ever had to flee for your life from Lini's Snow-Leopard friend, Droogami? If so, what did you do?

How often do you prank the 'long-shank' Iconics?


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What would be your ideal mount

A llama!

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Your ideal Pet?

Dunno - it's not very responsible to keep pets in my line of work, so I haven't given it much thought.

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Have you ever had to flee for you life from Lini's Snow-Leopard friend, Droogami? If so, what did you do?

When Droogami pounces there's usually no warning, so I guess I'd cry for Lini to get him off of me. That's pure conjecture, of course. Not at all based on something that's actually happened...

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How often do you prank the 'long-shank' iconics?

As often as is possible without becoming an annoyance or a dangerous distraction.


So ever had a kinda of day where you think the whole world is conspiring to make your life miserable?


Conversely, how did you escape that one griffon nest?


John Kretzer wrote:
So ever had a kinda of day where you think the whole world is conspiring to make your life miserable?

Yep. Then I go find out what Alain's been doing this time.


Ofelio wrote:
Conversely, how did you escape that one griffon nest?

I jumped out of it and trusted Seoni to show up with a Feather Fall spell before I landed.


Lem the Halfling wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
So ever had a kinda of day where you think the whole world is conspiring to make your life miserable?
Yep. Then I go find out what Alain's been doing this time.

Seeing to the packing and preparations for my journey northeast, what else?


Yeah, about that... Whatever you do, don't open the small birchwood box with the red Kalsgard patterned inlays until you get there...

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How come your flute is minty flavoured?


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It's more refreshing than strawberry.


Lem is AWESOME and he comes to play so ya better get on your knees and pray....... cause he comes to play and he's here to stay.....

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While Lem is cool, awsome is not a word I would use... he tends to die too often for that :P


I think some questions are best left unanswered.

...especially ones who don't have a question in them.

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Lem what do you think the possibility of you appearing in the art for Cthulhu in the new bestiary?

Also how do you feel of possibly fighting Cthulhu?


Favourite Inn?


ulgulanoth wrote:
Lem what do you think the possibility of you appearing in the art for Cthulhu in the new bestiary?

I think it's best if I don't. Wouldn't want to overshadow Old Sleepy.

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Also how do you feel of possibly fighting Cthulhu?

I'm an adventurer, not an investigator!


strayshift wrote:
Favourite Inn?

The Frisky Unicorn, in Korvosa.


Ever faced a total party kill? (as per request!)


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strayshift wrote:
Ever faced a total party kill? (as per request!)

Yes.


*rolls eyes*

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Lem, has this ever happen to you?


Yep. It's why I keep a hooked mouthpiece for the flute these days.

That time we got out by Lini getting onto my shoulders and me sitting on her cat - which was scarier than the trap!


What could make you lose your sense of humour?


It hasn't happened yet, so I'm not sure.

Sauerkraut, maybe.


How is your art these days?

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and did you ever get a date with that elf chick?

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When has your luck most come in handy?


Zander the Haunted wrote:

How is your art these days?

At the top of it's game. Well, at the top until I can make that a little higher. Also, I've taken up the marimba.


ulgulanoth wrote:
and did you ever get a date with that elf chick?

No, but I did get her away from that Hellknight-supporting, Thrune-toadying, slave-trader elf she was with, so that's all good.


lucky7 wrote:
When has your luck most come in handy?

That time I accidentally (I'll swear on Shelyn's paintbrushes that it was an accident) made Merisiel walk into a cave full of skavelings.


Ever fancy playing the bagpipes?


You need bigger lungs than I've got for those.


Lem, while we know why you admire Shensen, why is Ameiko on that list? Have you ever had the pleasure of meeting her?

On a related note, have you ever been to Tian Xia?


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Lem, have you ever been tempted to put on an oversized codpiece, not comb your hair for a few weeks and start standing on one leg while playing your flute on stage?


Makamu wrote:

Lem, while we know why you admire Shensen, why is Ameiko on that list? Have you ever had the pleasure of meeting her?

On a related note, have you ever been to Tian Xia?

I met Ameiko when Merisiel took us to see her, once - little know fact about her: she makes damn fine stew.

And I have. Turns out they've got a different kind of goblins there.


Limeylongears wrote:
Lem, have you ever been tempted to put on an oversized codpiece, not comb your hair for a few weeks and start standing on one leg while playing your flute on stage?

Um... no... Why d'you ask?


Lem the Halfling wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Lem, have you ever been tempted to put on an oversized codpiece, not comb your hair for a few weeks and start standing on one leg while playing your flute on stage?
Um... no... Why d'you ask?

I've invented a new spell called Limey's Lubricious Ianinator and I wanted to know whether or not it worked. Clearly not. Boo.


Well, try it on Alain, just to make sure. His Will saves aren't very good due to the inflated ego penalties.


Lem, if you were to take an apprentice bard, what quality would you want to see in them?

Liberty's Edge

What do you do mostly in combat?


strayshift wrote:
Lem, if you were to take an apprentice bard, what quality would you want to see in them?

Musical talent, quick wit, and a good runner.


lucky7 wrote:
What do you do mostly in combat?

Inspire my allies, uninspire our opponents, and, if needed, I'll bash some heads in as well.

Or run away - it depends on who or what we're fighting.

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Do you ever have to shave your feet?

Doesn't walking around barefoot get uncomfortable in ANY extreme weather condition?


lucky7 wrote:
Do you ever have to shave your feet?

Not really - if you move around a lot the longer hairs fall out naturally.

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Doesn't walking around barefoot get uncomfortable in ANY extreme weather condition?

Well, really warm sand can be a bit ...scorching. And I'd probably get some fur-lined boots if I ever have to travel across the Crown of the World.


Seltyel... I mean... How can you be in the same party with that guy? Ever?

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