Um... no? Is he any good? And where is he from? I'm not that familiar with bards from outside Cheliax, Absalom, and Varisia.
Oh! Oh! Not to mention he shares your tendencies for altering animals through outside means.
But seriously, have you ever been the last member of your party standing and had to make a giant sled to drag them back to town after slaying the big bad on only luck(and because they softened him/her up for you)?
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He cheated and put all his points into Perform: Comedy. He's known throughout the Britlands. He's taught people how to stealth, how to kill small but dangerous Demon Rabbits, and how the common sheep is not a creature of the air.
He sounds impressive. I wonder if Merisiel or Seelah wants to visit those Britlands some time.
Oh! Oh! Not to mention he shares your tendencies for altering animals through outside means.
But seriously, have you ever been the last member of your party standing and had to make a giant sled to drag them back to town after slaying the big bad on only luck(and because they softened him/her up for you)?
Thankfully no. Seelah's armour and Valeros are really heavy.
...and I know about Valeros because me and Lini had to drag him out of a hole in the ground once. I'm not sure why, but he kept babbling about "hunny" the whole time.
Oh! Oh! Not to mention he shares your tendencies for altering animals through outside means.
But seriously, have you ever been the last member of your party standing and had to make a giant sled to drag them back to town after slaying the big bad on only luck(and because they softened him/her up for you)?
Thankfully no. Seelah's armour and Valeros are really heavy.
...and I know about Valeros because me and Lini had to drag him out of a hole in the ground once. I'm not sure why, but he kept babbling about "hunny" the whole time.
... didn't the cat help?
... didn't the cat help?Oh! Oh! Not to mention he shares your tendencies for altering animals through outside means.
But seriously, have you ever been the last member of your party standing and had to make a giant sled to drag them back to town after slaying the big bad on only luck(and because they softened him/her up for you)?
Thankfully no. Seelah's armour and Valeros are really heavy.
...and I know about Valeros because me and Lini had to drag him out of a hole in the ground once. I'm not sure why, but he kept babbling about "hunny" the whole time.
Erm... I asked Lini to make sure the cat kept its distance. Droogami forgets I'm not a mouse sometimes.
I'm about to start an online campaign with 8 different people. I think I'll split them up and have them meet up several times, allowing them to swap teams. Do you think that that is a good idea?
If everyone involved in the campaign likes the concept I think it can be real fun.
That's because we know him.You guys sure do like to pick on Alain a lot.What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.
Feh! Jealousy, is all! Plain and simple!
Don't you have to hide from someone's (well several someone's actually) father? And those someones as well.
You dare to brand me a coward, Lem? I hide from no man. Magical compulsions don't count.
Oh you're right. It's just the women.
What can I say? Some damsels love the thrill of pursuit. I cannot fault them. And while I have my preferences, I am willing to be both the pursuing and the being pursued, if it should so strike their fancy. I am if nothing else quite flexible when it comes to a woman's wants.
But alas, I've distracted you from your inquiries. I'm certain this rabble has more questions for you. I'll wait over here, out of your way. There's a lovely dame who's been giving me the eyes all evening.
[whispers]Um, Alain, be careful, I think I saw a Red Mantis Tattoo on that lady...
I wouldn't worry, I heard Ezren mention he's learned a new illusion spell he wants to try out without causing grief to someone innocent.
Lem, do you think I might actually be able to walk into the same tavern as the Iconics without getting shot/stabbing/clubbed/set on fire/have their animal companions attack me now?
And by Iomedae's Left Bu .... bicep, whoooo, we finally have Imrijka answering questions. Quick, how's my breath?
You might, if you lose the mascara.
...and I'm not smelling your breath, I made that mistake when an adolescent copper dragon asked the same thing. Very bad idea smelling other peoples' breath.
You might, if you lose the mascara.
...and I'm not smelling your breath, I made that mistake when an adolescent copper dragon asked the same thing. Very bad idea smelling other peoples' breath.
However did you survive that?!
Lots of spinach and plenty of exercise.
What's the worst thing anyone has ever called you?
I don't really consider name-calling something that's worth making the effort to recall, but... I guess the redcap who called me 'shorty' got to me a little bit. I'm at least an inch taller than the average halfling, you know.
What's the worst thing anyone has ever thrown at you when they didn't like your performance?
That's never happened. And if it has, I'm not telling.
What's the worst thing you've been thrown at?
White Estrid's pet. Turns out linnorms does not appreciate it when you straddle them and shouts, 'giddy-up,' at all.
Who is the noble person you've most enjoyed giving a private performance to?
The one you've least enjoyed?
My old 'owner.' Turns out it's a lot less fun to perform when you know a sour note might get you strapped afterwards - especially when the person deciding if you've played a sour note is partially tone-deaf.
The one you desperately hope you'll have the chance to someday?
I wouldn't say desperately, but I'd not mind playing for Queen Telandia. Especially if it means I get to see Iadara.
Use my magic to make him think it was haunting him. Or tell Seelah and Imrijka.
Say you have a potion of Beast Shape I, would you be willing to drink it whilst Amiri threw you to see the looks on enemies faces as the thrown halfling suddenly became a wolverine or something else mean and nasty mid flight?
Depends on the enemies. And where I'd land. I'm not repeating that dragon thing again.
And... are you saying I can't look mean and nasty mid flight as it is?
Have you had any more rap battles with Alain?
Because you should have gained a level after that first one.
I think he's still in hiding. Though I suppose my literary agent could have something planned. He usually don't tell me that sort of thing beforehand.
Um... thanks, I guess.
Who is the noble person you've most enjoyed giving a private performance to?Alain.
Even after "winning" that little skirmish I can't shake the feeling I've been had...
We don't talk about that.
Not that I'm aware of...
Lem, have you seen Reiko without her facemask?
Did you know it was her?
She doesn't want to answer that, and as a gentle-halfling I won't. Also: If a ninja wanted you to keep a secret, would you reveal it?
Not that I'm aware of...So... does that mean you sometimes get bitten and don't realise it?
Nope. Unless you count mosquitoes.
Lem, many artists depicts you being gagged by people, other artists shows you performing and people throwing up, shutting violently their ears... are you that bad?
I'm that good!
Nope. Unless you count mosquitoes.Not that I'm aware of...So... does that mean you sometimes get bitten and don't realise it?
Do monsters with bite attacks ever bite you?
Do monsters with bite attacks ever bite you?Nope. Unless you count mosquitoes.Not that I'm aware of...So... does that mean you sometimes get bitten and don't realise it?
Not as long as Valeros and Seelah do their jobs properly (which is most of the time).
Which of your friends gives the best hugs?