D'ya run inta that kinda crew ... uh ... on a reg'lar basis or summat?
Not as of yet - but I hear stories.
*pulls out a tape measure and starts measuring Lem* hmm...if you were to become an undead any preference on which type?
Nope.
I'd prefer being a proper dead one - that way my friend who's a cleric of Sarenrae, or my other friend who's a paladin of Iomedae can raise me to real life.
Once they've dealt with the culprits...
Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually just posing in those pictures - the artist tried using Harsk, but he just wasn't any good at playing dead.
With that said, I would prefer it if they used me a bit more for the "adventurer looking impressive and triumphant" pictures.
Yay, thanks!
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Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...Find a Female Goblin and have her be Polymorphed into the Half-Elf.
... and we're level 4. Add to that we don't have a legit Arcane caster. Just 2 divine, a Summoner, and the afformentioned Gunslinger. And then we would have to pay the Goblin and then pay the Wizard to cast it and then get caught by the Halfling's Ogre bodyguard and it would be such a mess.
Besides, I asked Lem. *Raspberry*
Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...
I'd ask the half-elf what she wants. After I'd told her he gave you money to get in her pants. If she's interested: give the money back and let events take their course; if she gets upset: keep the money, and use the fact that he thought he could give you money to have you help him get into someone's panties as inspiration when you give him a big ole pimpslap.
what was the best free drink you ever got for singing at a bar?
I know it was in Augustana, and that it had some Magnimaran whiskey in it, but I had so many (about 4, I'm small) that I don't remember much else.
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Q: Who the hell is Lem?
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Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
big ole pimpslap.I was "Pimpslap"ed by the Half-Elf.
I'm sure you deserved it.
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.Q: Who the hell is Lem? ** spoiler omitted **...
Well, waddaya know - a chance to try that bottle of alchemist's fire I picked up.
Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???
You steal his armour, paint him green, and then teleport him to the gates of Citadel Enferac with a note saying he's been a very naughty boy (or girl). At least if you're being nice to him.
Have you ever been in a Barber shop Quartet?
I tried to form one with some of the other iconics, but Sajan and Ezren couldn't hit a note if it ran up to them and shouted boogie-boogie-woo!
What do you think of bagpipes? And what would your travelling companions think of them if you where to play them?
They sound really good - especially the Keleshite kind. And I'm not sure what they'd think, I'm guessing Kyra might like it, and probably Valeros too. Ezren would complain, because he does that a lot, and Alain would say something snarky, because he's a big boor.
Lem, are there any Iconics out there who won't throw things at me/shoot things at me/blow me up/stab me/set me on fire/smite me? Every time I try to ask them questions, I tend to need to visit a Cleric afterwards.
So you wouldn't put him in bed with big A's daguhter early in the morning, way hay and up she rises.....Wat do you do with a drunken Hell knight early in the morning Lem???You steal his armour, paint him green, and then teleport him to the gates of Citadel Enferac with a note saying he's been a very naughty boy (or girl). At least if you're being nice to him.
Nah. Abrogail's palace is very well guarded - and I've not hear about her having any daughters, or spouses for that matter. Too much work for a simple lark.
Lem, are there any Iconics out there who won't throw things at me/shoot things at me/blow me up/stab me/set me on fire/smite me? Every time I try to ask them questions, I tend to need to visit a Cleric afterwards.
Try playing some nicer music - we're not used to the kind of infernal racket the people on your planet enjoys.
I'm pretty sure Imrijka would at least wait a few minutes before getting violent, probably Kyra, Feiya, Lini, and Seelah too, as long as you don't give them any reason to act all mean. And unless Valeros pulls out his sword he's just being playful. Or possibly drunk, maybe both.
Because I'm not that powerful yet. And if his daughters are in the same place as their daddy, it'd be smelly.
*gets decked on the head with a bottle, goes and sits in the corner and cries*
...or you and Lini? *nudge* *wink*
*gets decked on the head with a bottle, goes and sits in the corner and cries*
There, there. It's not that bad. If you want I'll even put in a good word with Imrijka for ya, big man.
Lem, why don't we see more art of you and Amiri together?
Hmm... good question. Why don't we? I'll have to take this up with my agent.
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...or you and Lini? *nudge* *wink*
I'm sorry, your eye seems to be behaving a bit erratically. Are you feeling okay? Should I ask Kyra to come and look you over?
Because I'm not that powerful yet. And if his daughters are in the same place as their daddy, it'd be smelly.so in otherwords you couldnt see this song turned into a drinking song for golarion ??
turned into what do you do with a drunken hellknight.....
You could, but I'd I'm not sure "hellknight" is a good word to end a sentence on (in a song). "Sailor" works well, since you can really drag out the "-or" at the end and roll the "r" around a bit before moving on to the next line. "-ight" on the other hand is just a full stop. But at least the meter still works.
Lem, why don't we see more art of you and Amiri together?Hmm... good question. Why don't we? I'll have to take this up with my agent.
Good god; your agent is Merisiel?!
... you're not good at this whole 'business' thing, are you?
She's actually really good. You've no idea how many innkeepers have included free room and board in the performance fee once she's spent some time in the yard practising her knife-throwing.
Ezren gets to handle the money-counting, though, he's scary good with numbers.
The instrument you want to play/try the most?
Have skunks ever tried to eat your food.
The instrument you want to play/try the most?
The water organ. Or maybe nose flute.
Have skunks ever tried to eat your food.
Not that I know of. A badger did once, but I threw him some mushrooms, and he left me alone after that.
...probably because Harsk has better badger food.
What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?
What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?
Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.
Is there Pizza in glolarion?
Yup. Avoid the Nidalese ones, though - their four spices variety is so hot you need to down a gnome's weight in milk afterwards.
Bunch of perverts, those Nidalese.
What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.
You guys sure do like to pick on Alain a lot. Someone needs to give the man the opportunity to come here and defend himself.
Huh. Reiko says she hasn't seen any...
She was probably too busy hiding in the shadows.
You guys sure do like to pick on Alain a lot.What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.
That's because we know him.