
Tiny Coffee Golem |

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:Leshay Paragon (3.5 Epic level handbook)Lol, Nice Choice :)
If a genie popped out of my keyboard and said "Create any D&D character you want and I shall transform you into that." I would say "60'th level Paragon Leshay (Wiz20/Druid20/Monk20)"
More: I would leave off cleric because I don't want to rely on a god (who I probably have more class levels than) for any part of my powers. ;-)

Spes Magna Mark |

I don't think this is that crazy but I sort of want to make a grippli cavalier that rides a dinosaur.
While stationed in Hawaii, one of my players ran a 2E grippli swashbuckler that wore a mask to hide his identity from his enemies. Of course, he was the only grippli ever encountered anywhere. :)

Kydeem de'Morcaine |

Howdy people
If you were task to make a race with crazy templates. How far would you push the creation of your choosen Race?
Worst 2 I ever made in 3.5 with savage species.
1) A 2 headed, feral, reptilian, thi-kreen, dervish. He was trying to become a were-jaguar.
2) An incarnate or awakened (whichever makes you a living creature not just sentient), clay golem construct, emancipated undead, monk

Eacaraxe |
I've played a sun elf half-vampire cleric of Lathander/master of radiance before. Not ludicrous, but amusingly ironic, especially when the following conversation came up:
Other player: "You made Buffy."
Me: "What? No, I didn't make Buffy."
Other player: "You totally made Buffy."
Me: "Oh, give me a break. I wouldn't intentionally do anything that cliched."
Other player: "She's a petite blond that's sarcastic and kills vampires."
Me: "...F***."
Other ones I've come up with in the past: half-ogre gnome (try to not think about the logistics of that too hard), trolls that are half-friend (3.0 rules) or half-(red or black) dragon, celestial (or more hilariously, half-celestial) gelatinous cube, half-inevitable slaad, bardic lich (your one-stop shop for annoying the crap out of a party), wereshark halfling (one of the most hilarious encounters I've ever run), kobold paragon, clockwork ochre jelly (hey it's a pile of gears and OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE GET IT OFF!), and lastly fire elemental rot grubs.

DM from hell |
I played a Feral(Savage Species) Werebear Dwarf who was a barbarian frenzied berserker. He was killing epic creatures at 15th lvl and my dm gave him godhood to make him a npc by the end. In the first game session he latched onto a dragon as it took off into the air and killed it in midair only to ride it to the ground to crush the horde of orcs waiting on the ground for him.

SunsetPsychosis |

I played a dragonborn mongrelfolk fighter/warblade/dragon adept. I had a 36 Con and a magic item of +10 to concentration checks. My concentration modifier was roughly +60, and thanks to the cheese that was the Book of Nine Swords, I was using concentration checks for saving throws. I was also hitting for 10d6 despite using only a short sword, and through the right feats and gear my AC was somewhere in the 50's, and all of it was also my touch AC. I also had multiple breath weapons.
By far the most shamelessly cheesy character I've ever played.