Ridiculous Race Combination


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Howdy people

If you were task to make a race with crazy templates. How far would you push the creation of your choosen Race?


Leshay Paragon (3.5 Epic level handbook)

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Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Leshay Paragon (3.5 Epic level handbook)

Lol, Nice Choice :)


Salarain wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Leshay Paragon (3.5 Epic level handbook)
Lol, Nice Choice :)

If a genie popped out of my keyboard and said "Create any D&D character you want and I shall transform you into that." I would say "60'th level Paragon Leshay (Wiz20/Druid20/Monk20)"

More: I would leave off cleric because I don't want to rely on a god (who I probably have more class levels than) for any part of my powers. ;-)


Awakened toad druid 20. Not a giant toad. Just a toad.


Filby Pott wrote:
Awakened toad druid 20. Not a giant toad. Just a toad.

We can hang out and you can pretend to be my familiar. ;-)


I don't think this is that crazy but I sort of want to make a grippli cavalier that rides a dinosaur.

Dark Archive

i like half green (or black) dragon intellect devourerer antipalidans


1/2 Fiendish 1/2 White dragon ogre magi wizard (15th level) and his Monk twin brother trying to create 1/2 elven ogre magi
(real villian from an old game )


doctor_wu wrote:
I don't think this is that crazy but I sort of want to make a grippli cavalier that rides a dinosaur.

While stationed in Hawaii, one of my players ran a 2E grippli swashbuckler that wore a mask to hide his identity from his enemies. Of course, he was the only grippli ever encountered anywhere. :)

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warren Burgess wrote:

1/2 Fiendish 1/2 White dragon ogre magi wizard (15th level) and his Monk twin brother trying to create 1/2 elven ogre magi

(real villian from an old game )

I like yours; But I would have selected the 1/2 Dragon Umbral


A long time ago, I ran a game where the PCs had to meet the strongest wizard in the world to learn a sealing spell to seal an evil demigod.

The Wizard was an awakened Hamster.

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Troll + Vampire + 1/2 Fiend, +1/2 Dragon?


Salarain wrote:

Howdy people

If you were task to make a race with crazy templates. How far would you push the creation of your choosen Race?

Worst 2 I ever made in 3.5 with savage species.

1) A 2 headed, feral, reptilian, thi-kreen, dervish. He was trying to become a were-jaguar.

2) An incarnate or awakened (whichever makes you a living creature not just sentient), clay golem construct, emancipated undead, monk


I have gone far with some,
but some required race and class combos to make it Ridiculous.

Shadow Lodge

I once came up with rules for crossbred humanoids back in 1e.

Using the rules, I had a half-mind flayer, half-troll fighter. A super-strong, super-intelligent, psionic regenerating fighter. It was fun.


Some more I thought of skeletal champion cleric of pharmasa or any diety that hates undead.

Awakened riding dog cleric of zarogonel. These just seem nonsensical.

Sczarni

If half-elves are the children of humans and elves, what would the children of gnomes and halflings look like? That's the race I'd make-- half gnome, half halfling.

Of course, that's just for starters.


I've played a sun elf half-vampire cleric of Lathander/master of radiance before. Not ludicrous, but amusingly ironic, especially when the following conversation came up:

Spoiler:
Me: "Okay, she's a sun elf so she has long blond hair, hazel eyes and tanned skin. Her eyes are catlike, that meaning they have slitted irises and reflect light, that's her tell. Since she has good physical stats she's built like a brick craphouse for an elf, so I figure she looks like a petite, athletic human unless you see her face. She's very sarcastic and has a dry wit, she's slightly socially awkward since she spent her whole life in a monastery, and undead are her berserk button."
Other player: "You made Buffy."
Me: "What? No, I didn't make Buffy."
Other player: "You totally made Buffy."
Me: "Oh, give me a break. I wouldn't intentionally do anything that cliched."
Other player: "She's a petite blond that's sarcastic and kills vampires."
Me: "...F***."

Other ones I've come up with in the past: half-ogre gnome (try to not think about the logistics of that too hard), trolls that are half-friend (3.0 rules) or half-(red or black) dragon, celestial (or more hilariously, half-celestial) gelatinous cube, half-inevitable slaad, bardic lich (your one-stop shop for annoying the crap out of a party), wereshark halfling (one of the most hilarious encounters I've ever run), kobold paragon, clockwork ochre jelly (hey it's a pile of gears and OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE GET IT OFF!), and lastly fire elemental rot grubs.

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Chuck Norris +? what else? :D


I played a Feral(Savage Species) Werebear Dwarf who was a barbarian frenzied berserker. He was killing epic creatures at 15th lvl and my dm gave him godhood to make him a npc by the end. In the first game session he latched onto a dragon as it took off into the air and killed it in midair only to ride it to the ground to crush the horde of orcs waiting on the ground for him.


I played a dragonborn mongrelfolk fighter/warblade/dragon adept. I had a 36 Con and a magic item of +10 to concentration checks. My concentration modifier was roughly +60, and thanks to the cheese that was the Book of Nine Swords, I was using concentration checks for saving throws. I was also hitting for 10d6 despite using only a short sword, and through the right feats and gear my AC was somewhere in the 50's, and all of it was also my touch AC. I also had multiple breath weapons.

By far the most shamelessly cheesy character I've ever played.

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