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WELCOME BACK!! If not to the land of the free and the home of the brave, then to our nearest and dearest neighbor! ;)
Belgium?

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Awesome. Thanks guys. 10 hours til the flight leaves. Then 12 hour flight and I'm in Van on Monday evening, Pacific daylight time.
Good luck with the ferries! Just spent the whole day waiting to get off the island.
Well, during the week should be fine. And I know some of the crew of the salt spring island ferry, I'll ask them to make sure it runs on time. :)

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Kruelaid wrote:Awesome. Thanks guys. 10 hours til the flight leaves. Then 12 hour flight and I'm in Van on Monday evening, Pacific daylight time.Good luck with the ferries! Just spent the whole day waiting to get off the island.
Well, during the week should be fine. And I know some of the crew of the salt spring island ferry, I'll ask them to make sure it runs on time. :)
WoooHOOOOOO! I've gotta get my driver's license and apply for BC Health, and get temporary health insurance until the BC plan kicks in. So a few days before heading over to the island.

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Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Advocating, how about expecting.

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Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
I thought that was clear and present danger?

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law |

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:I thought that was clear and present danger?Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
No, you're thinking of my other client, Mr. Ford.

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Crimson Jester wrote:No, you're thinking of my other client, Mr. Ford.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:I thought that was clear and present danger?Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Oh, the pilot.

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Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:Oh, the pilot.Crimson Jester wrote:No, you're thinking of my other client, Mr. Ford.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:I thought that was clear and present danger?Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Indeed. I'm representing him in a case against an old friend of his. A Mr. C. Wookie.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Indeed. I'm representing him in a case against an old friend of his. A Mr. C. Wookie.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:Oh, the pilot.Crimson Jester wrote:No, you're thinking of my other client, Mr. Ford.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:I thought that was clear and present danger?Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Oh I am sure that is nothing that a little grooming won't fix.

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law |

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:Oh I am sure that is nothing that a little grooming won't fix.Crimson Jester wrote:Indeed. I'm representing him in a case against an old friend of his. A Mr. C. Wookie.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:Oh, the pilot.Crimson Jester wrote:No, you're thinking of my other client, Mr. Ford.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:I thought that was clear and present danger?Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Well, there's something in the case files about Mr. Wookie losing, and something he did with an arm. I don't recall the details at the moment.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Well, there's something in the case files about Mr. Wookie losing, and something he did with an arm. I don't recall the details at the moment.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:Oh I am sure that is nothing that a little grooming won't fix.Crimson Jester wrote:Indeed. I'm representing him in a case against an old friend of his. A Mr. C. Wookie.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:Oh, the pilot.Crimson Jester wrote:No, you're thinking of my other client, Mr. Ford.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:I thought that was clear and present danger?Crimson Jester wrote:Pardon me, good sir. I am legal counsel for Mr. Aberzombie. I'm here to inform you that, on his behalf, I intend to file a restraining order with the courts barring you from approaching within 2000 yards of my client. I intend to show your comments here as evidence that you represent a sincere and dangerous threat to my client's well-being. Good day, sir.Aberzombie wrote:Advocating, how about expecting.Sgt. Curtin wrote:I hope you're not advocating violence against the heartbeat challenged!Welcome back. Mind the rots, they've made a mess of things here.
Tosses an M4 over to the goggle-eyed kid
"Watch your six. Them rots are quick and nasty. Skull shots only."
Oh I thought this was about those videos leaked on the internet from Vegas involving a Pony.

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Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:What no short jokes?Crimson Jester wrote:Oh I thought this was about those videos leaked on the internet from Vegas involving a Pony.No. That was a different case for my client, Mr. Ford. It involved a younger man by the name of Mr. Round.
Short jokes are banned in Canada. Vertically challenged puns are acceptable.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Short jokes are banned in Canada. Vertically challenged puns are acceptable.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:What no short jokes?Crimson Jester wrote:Oh I thought this was about those videos leaked on the internet from Vegas involving a Pony.No. That was a different case for my client, Mr. Ford. It involved a younger man by the name of Mr. Round.
It's all those people who speak French isn't it?

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Emperor7 wrote:It's all those people who speak French isn't it?Crimson Jester wrote:Short jokes are banned in Canada. Vertically challenged puns are acceptable.Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:What no short jokes?Crimson Jester wrote:Oh I thought this was about those videos leaked on the internet from Vegas involving a Pony.No. That was a different case for my client, Mr. Ford. It involved a younger man by the name of Mr. Round.
They don't speak French in Canada. They speak Quebecois. C'est la vie! ;P