Hugs, Cookies, and Puppies.

[Aberzombie]

Cancel wrote:

Why is this zombie so obsessed with Positive Energy? It sucks.

You seem to have a bit of an obsession yourself. I'm flattered, really, but I've got a wife.

[The_All_Seeing_Abomination]

Fish?

[Aberzombie]

Blackened Red?

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

WHURZ DA KOOKIES??!!??!!11

[Aberzombie]

Here! Have some marbles instead.

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

OM NOM NOM!

Retches, then re-eats the marbles

Not OK? Is that not OK?

[Aberzombie]

gives the hippo a puppy

But if you don't take care of it, I'll have to take it away!

[Rusty the Poodle]

I don't think the hippo will like me!

[Pyrrhic Victory]

after given puppy
"I will love it and hug it and stroke it ... uh oh does anyone have another puppy?"

[Dick Cheney]

What do we get to do with the puppy after someone gives it to us?

[Cancel]

<Teleports puppy beyond the edges of the universe.>

[Aberzombie]

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

I don't think the hippo will like me!

Of course he will. You're adorable.

[Aberzombie]

Dick Cheney wrote:

What do we get to do with the puppy after someone gives it to us?

In your case? Train him for hunting.

[Cpt. McStabbie]

The_All_Seeing_Abomination wrote:

Fish?

Arrrrrrrrr

did yar say sometin about a fishy?

looks around
yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
takes a cookie and leaves

[Dick Cheney]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

What do we get to do with the puppy after someone gives it to us?

In your case? Train him for hunting.

Look, a pheasant!

BLAM!

...

I need a new puppy.

[Joe Biden]

Ow! Somebody shot me.

[Darth Knight]

Again, Again!!

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

[Looks in to see who's getting shot.]

[Joe Biden]

OW!!!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Cancel wrote:

Why is this zombie so obsessed with Positive Energy? It sucks.

"When you're in the gark and you want to see,

You need uh... ♪ Positivity, Posi-tivity ♫
Submit that post and what do you get?
You get uh... ♪ Positivity, Posi-tivity ♫
Every thread can now be lit
With just uh... ♪ Positivity, Posi-tivity ♫"

"Where do you think it all comes from
This powerful... ♪ Positivity, Posi-tivity ♫
Through the Internet to you it comes,
'Zombie is bringing uh... ♪ Positivity, Posi-tivity ♫"

[Darth Knight]

Spurns the Hugs~
Eats all the Cookies~
kicks the puppies~

[Rusty the Poodle]

Darth Knight wrote:

Spurns the Hugs~

Eats all the Cookies~
kicks the puppies~

Ow! My gluteus rustimus!

[Paladin of Vomit Guy]

Poodles aint what they used to be...

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

flops around like a puppy

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Speaking of cookies... Cookie Monster is Tom Waits?! {head a'splodes}

[Aberzombie]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Speaking of cookies... Cookie Monster is Tom Waits?! {head a'splodes}

That....was extremely f%%*ed up. I love it!

[Darth Knight]

um..... errr

[Darth Zombeh]

force choke

[TriOmegaZero]

I have a puppy. He are much bigger now. But still a puppy.

[Aberzombie]

They do tend to grow.

[Dick Cheney]

For the record, I won this debate.

[Joe Biden]

I won a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey once.

[Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot]

Joe Biden wrote:

I won a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey once.

No, you're mis-remembering. We were doing shots of tequila and hits of LSD while watching My Little Lawyer: Sebastian is Magic.

[Aberzombie]

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

My Little Lawyer: Sebastian is Magic.

Is it sad/disturbing that I really want to see this made into an animated flick.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

My Little Lawyer: Sebastian is Magic.

Is it sad/disturbing that I really want to see this made into an animated flick.

Instead of a typical dénouement/moral for each episode, show some unfathomable horror onscreen to make the kids at home roll for SAN loss.

[Crimson Jester]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

My Little Lawyer: Sebastian is Magic.

Is it sad/disturbing that I really want to see this made into an animated flick.

Instead of a typical denouement/moral for each episode, show some unfathomable horror onscreen to make the kids at home roll for SAN loss.

Wouldn't that be like GI Joe executing captured COBRA members at the end of each episode, in a mortal Kombat Fatality sort of way? "And killing your enemy is half the battle, YO JOE!"

[Aberzombie]

FINISH HIM!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

GO GATORS!!! BEAT THEM DAWGS!!!

[Aberzombie]

Got cookies?

[Justin Franklin]

Is this thread dedicated to Sebastian?

[Aberzombie]

Then it would have to be Ponies instead of Puppies.