Why Paizo's mini strategy makes kittens cry


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Don't worry though, they all showed up on Detect Evil, so it's all Good.

Spoiler:
A few of them did say "Stop oppressing my culture, you ethnocentric b****!" We also made them cry.

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The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.

The Exchange

Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.

But Ross, what if we don't want it?

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?

Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?

Liberty's Edge

Ross Byers wrote:
Bury it in schlumpfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?

Yee-ha! Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Edit: want my avatar back!


Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?

I guess we can do that.


Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.

BUT SHOULD WE?


CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?

Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?


cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?

We could always force choke it instead?


Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?

Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.

Not to much to ask is it?

Dark Archive

Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?

Think about the Kittens.


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.

They. do. not. ask. for. much.


Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.

We could lick it, or hump it.


Llama Prophet wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.
We could lick it, or hump it.

or ignore it and post to other threads until it is archived instead.


Malcolm wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.
We could lick it, or hump it.
or ignore it and post to other threads until it is archived instead.

Oh my baby this is long...


Michigan Jones wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.
We could lick it, or hump it.
or ignore it and post to other threads until it is archived instead.
Oh my baby this is long...

Oh smurf it...

Dark Archive

Mona Jester wrote:
Michigan Jones wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.
We could lick it, or hump it.
or ignore it and post to other threads until it is archived instead.
Oh my baby this is long...
Oh smurf it...

Could we maybe post about something else, like beer, or flapjacks recipes?


Mona Jester wrote:
Michigan Jones wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:
Jasum the butler wrote:
Godfather of Crime! wrote:
Fishick wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
Blame On! wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
The thread title and alignment jokes make this look like a joke thread, so it is moved to off topic.
But Ross, what if we don't want it?
Bury it in smurfs, non sequitors, and amusing aliases until it is assimilated?
I guess we can do that.
BUT SHOULD WE?
Wont that mean it just gets bigger and sticks around?
We could always force choke it instead?
Or non Trollishly talk about gaming.
Not to much to ask is it?
Think about the Kittens.
They. do. not. ask. for. much.
We could lick it, or hump it.
or ignore it and post to other threads until it is archived instead.
Oh my baby this is long...
Oh smurf it...

bored now

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

the only reason the paizo mini's would make kittens cry is if there is not enough to go around to chew on and play with. :)

Silver Crusade

Dark_Mistress wrote:
the only reason the paizo mini's would make kittens cry is if there is not enough to go around to chew on and play with. :)

They might cry if they swallowed one.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Dark_Mistress wrote:
the only reason the paizo mini's would make kittens cry is if there is not enough to go around to chew on and play with. :)
They might cry if they swallowed one.

Strangely enough, any cats I have encountered were not interested in the minis, they were interested in the dice.

Liberty's Edge

It really would have been cool if some of the fellers polluting the product thread with their verbal diherrea would have adopted this as a place to deposit said waste, but as it is, smurf.


Well, it all rolls downhill to the offtopic, so at least gravity works on the internet.

Grand Lodge

I don't know about Paizo, but this thread makes me cry.

Liberty's Edge

*Offers TOZ a Kleenex*


TriOmegaZero wrote:
I don't know about Paizo, but this thread makes me cry.

Your (insert close and possibly related person in your life) makes me cry.

Grand Lodge

What did the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man ever do to you?


He stepped on a church.

Nobody steps on a church in my town! [/Venkman]


TriOmegaZero wrote:
What did the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man ever do to you?

I'm sorry TriOmegaZero... I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. [ / EGON ]


TriOmegaZero wrote:
What did the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man ever do to you?

I'd rather not say.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm......kittens.

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