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Robot Chris: GAH WHAT DID THEY DO I FEEL LIKE THE TYPE IS TRYING TO CHOKE MY EYEBALLS
Comic Sans should die in a fire.
Hey, guys, I just thought of a B$##&IN' April Fools joke to play on the website...

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What? You mean like this?
OK, so it's meant as an override placed on individual machines, but still ...

Orthos |

My parents have lost three cats to coyotes over the years, so yes, definitely in context.
In which case, what is it doing on this thread? I thought only outrageously out-of-context statements got posted! Well, they're usually funnier, anyway.
It is out of context, for us.
We don't know WHAT'S like letting cats out when coyotes are around.

thunderspirit |

Mark: Where's that A-Wing mini I preordered a while back?
CS Erik: We're waiting to get them in from distribution. Checking what happened to the previous batch really quick here. Ah, there it is ... previous A-Wings crashed into the bridge of a Star Destroyer.
Mark: ...
This is awesomeness.

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AG2 (My Company; Long Story Don't Ask) has a Homemade ~6 Pound Sledgehammer made from Concrete and an Iron Cage to reinforce it. We carved BAN in Runes into it.
Lets just say I am the only one who knows how to wield it. The other 3 people with me refuse to mess with me.
We demand (request) a photo! (please)

Azaelas Fayth |

Azaelas Fayth wrote:We demand (request) a photo! (please)AG2 (My Company; Long Story Don't Ask) has a Homemade ~6 Pound Sledgehammer made from Concrete and an Iron Cage to reinforce it. We carved BAN in Runes into it.
Lets just say I am the only one who knows how to wield it. The other 3 people with me refuse to mess with me.
We actually used it, and a second one that was Identical, to set up a Horseshoe Set.

Liz Courts Webstore Gninja Minion |
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Gary: THE HORSE KING COMPELS YOU!
Erik: Uhhh
Gary: do not try to deny the horse king!!

Chris Lambertz Digital Products Assistant |
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Sara Marie ♪♫I feel pickled, oh so pickled,
I feel pickled and salted and brined!
And I pity any goblin who isn't me today!
I feel alarming, oh so alarming,
It's charming how alarming I feel!
And so pickled, that I can hardly believe I'm real!
See the pickled goblin in the mirror there?
Who can that hideous goblin be?
Such a pickled face,
Such a pickled head,
Such a pickled smile,
SUCH A PICKLED MEEEEEEEEEE!♪♫

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cosmo: "A well regulated Sandwich, being necessary to the security of a full Stomach, the right of the people to keep and bear Condiments, shall not be infringed."
liz: "The right to bear condiments will be revoked should said condiments be grossly misused in the call of Sammich Duty."
robot chris: "Such infringements include: improper stacking of meats and cheeses, omission of desired condiment(s), inclusion of excessive mayo, and/or using the bread butt."

Chris Lambertz Digital Products Assistant |
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Jessica So, I'm thinking a giant one would probably be like CR 9 billion.
Sean About on par with a tarrasque swarm, yes.

Azaelas Fayth |
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Sara Marie wrote:cs erik: You just dealt an absolute CosmoNever go full Cosmo!
Giggity?
Jessica So, I'm thinking a giant one would probably be like CR 9 billion.
Sean About on par with a tarrasque swarm, yes.
Both of those images frighten me more than facing down the Old God from Doctor Who which also looks like Groetus... Almost as much as seeing Richard do one of his Songs.

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Sara Marie wrote:cs erik: Remember, it doesn't count as an official piece of Paizo furniture until its killed at least one intern.Mass murdering furniture is best furniture.
It is only a mass murdering piece of furniture if it kills at least two interns in the same incident.
Otherwise, it is Hannibal Lecter serial killer furniture.
Ok ... now, why am I imagining that the Paizo offices are secretly furnished with SKR's mimics ...
"Hello Sara Marie. Quid pro quo, remember?"

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thunderspirit wrote:Sara Marie wrote:cs erik: Remember, it doesn't count as an official piece of Paizo furniture until its killed at least one intern.Mass murdering furniture is best furniture.It is only a mass murdering piece of furniture if it kills at least two interns in the same incident.
Otherwise, it is Hannibal Lecter serial killer furniture.
Ok ... now, why am I imagining that the Paizo offices are secretly furnished with SKR's mimics ...
"Hello Sara Marie. Quid pro quo, remember?"
Actually to be a serial killer it has to have killed three or more, over a period of over a month, with cool downs between the kills. A spree killer kills multiple people in multiple locations very rapidly. Mass murderers kill at least 4 people in one location.
<--- Aspiring profiler with a dream of working for the FBI some day.