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Erik: Celebrating your birthday by being a drunk, pantsless Sith doesn't sound particularly unpleasant.
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Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!Prediction.
Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.
Unfortunately, we only have enough for Moon Unit Alpha. Moon Unit Zappa had to be scrapped.
And we can make it in the shape of a shark.I don't see the point of building the sekrit moon base, without it!Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!
No, we've gone over this. Orbital lasers diffuse too much energy passing through the Van Allen belts and magnetosphere. We opted instead for rail gun batteries that launch sharks with fricking yam lasers on their foreheads. Each shark carries 2 dozen lamprey MIRVs, each also with its own head-mounted yam laser.
Also, we have been appeasing the sun god by firing sacrificial poodle lords to him.
And we can make it in the shape of a shark.I don't see the point of building the sekrit moon base, without it!Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!No, we've gone over this. Orbital lasers diffuse too much energy passing through the Van Allen belts and magnetosphere. We opted instead for rail gun batteries that launch sharks with fricking yam lasers on their foreheads. Each shark carries 2 dozen lamprey MIRVs, each also with its own head-mounted yam laser.
Also, we have been appeasing the sun god by firing sacrificial poodle lords to him.
Don't forget your Flin-Flam Doozle Whatisits!
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I think Redmond got about 4-5 inches today. It doesn't sound like a lot, but Seattle doesnt have the infrastructure for dealing with snow (not worth it I guess for how little we usually get). Plus there are hills everywhere. Typically you have people native to the area who are clueless about driving in snow, combined with people from the east/Midwest who think they know what they are doing but didn't realize that the roads aren't salted (just sanded... sometimes) and that we have wicked hills which together make for very dangerous conditions. If you know what you're doing and have a decent car/truck/chains for it, the roads aren't that bad, it's mainly all the other drivers that scare me. Which is why Gary and I walked to work :)
/rant
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Y'all need to build a Snowbine Harvester (Bovril is optional, flame thrower is not).
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I think Redmond got about 4-5 inches today. It doesn't sound like a lot, but Seattle doesnt have the infrastructure for dealing with snow (not worth it I guess for how little we usually get). Plus there are hills everywhere. Typically you have people native to the area who are clueless about driving in snow, combined with people from the east/Midwest who think they know what they are doing but didn't realize that the roads aren't salted (just sanded... sometimes) and that we have wicked hills which together make for very dangerous conditions. If you know what you're doing and have a decent car/truck/chains for it, the roads aren't that bad, it's mainly all the other drivers that scare me. Which is why Gary and I walked to work :)
/rant
You should get some skis. They exercise every muscle in the body, including the ones in your cheeks (as you pull a face and go, "why the heck did I think this would be a good idea when I haven't been on a pair of skis since I was in school? I didn't even realise you could over-exert your eye-muscles.)
I think Redmond got about 4-5 inches today. It doesn't sound like a lot, but Seattle doesnt have the infrastructure for dealing with snow (not worth it I guess for how little we usually get). Plus there are hills everywhere. Typically you have people native to the area who are clueless about driving in snow, combined with people from the east/Midwest who think they know what they are doing but didn't realize that the roads aren't salted (just sanded... sometimes) and that we have wicked hills which together make for very dangerous conditions. If you know what you're doing and have a decent car/truck/chains for it, the roads aren't that bad, it's mainly all the other drivers that scare me. Which is why Gary and I walked to work :)
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Yeah, the hill factor sucks, even if you're used to driving in the snow (and no traction control = more suck). No car + nearest bus stop about 3/4 of a mile away...extra suck!
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I think one of my favorite hobbies is talking to Texans stuck up here in New England during a Nor'Easter. You find out which ones are religious real quick. They're the ones with their arms out waiting to ascend (because they think it's armageddon... get it?)
The New Englander, on the other hand, might sip his coffee while slowing his car to a meager 55. Except for the New Yorker, who is behind him and honking his horn and screaming obscenities....
/tangent
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I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE!
C'MON! C'MON! C'MON!
Go fry some donuts already, AB. Make a puppet show or something.
Mmm... Donuts!
Patience, AB. I'm sure Freehold will receive his care package of "special" -- mwah ha ha ha ha -- cupcakes shortly. You did remember to put a supermodel's name on the return address instead of your own, right?
{hopes puffins aren't allergic to "carob"}
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I just hope he likes the time I put into "painting" Joss Whedon's face on each one with icing.
And we have been waiting a long time for these Cup cakes.
Delicious, sweet cupcakes...
Well the first baker, who shall not be named, didn't seem to know the recipe. I think he might have drank it. Like a Jack :)
I heard that baker also bragged about getting into the cupcake bake off for free, right in front of the judges...
I. WANT. MY. CUPCAKES!
"You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!"
HOGAN! I'm gonna stand between you and those cupcakes! HA!
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The cupcakes are in the building.
The Cupcakes are on approach. The landing site looks clear. We are GO!