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Sara Marie: DAMMIT
I JUST GOT THE GOAT
now what do i do with it
gonna eat me out of house and home
Diego: I’m sure it’s useful for other rituals. Some may even require that it be hungry.
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robot chris: pie mine
robot chris: mine FULL of pies
gary: yeah, that's where they put the first hostess plants
gary: built them over the pie mines the same way movie theaters used to be built over butter deposits
gary: when drilling for butter ifyou hit a gusher, that's a multiplex
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robot chris: that’s when you need to call in the prawn cavalry
gary: we fought those crabs from the heights, we fought them with our hammers and crackers, we fought them with the butter hoses
gary: in the last great crab battle not a single bib was left unblemished
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{stomach rumbles Pavlovian-ly}
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{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.
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THE CUTEPOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!
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{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.
A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
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{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.
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Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
Of course! I can't very well take over the world by myself.
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I for one welcome our new tiefling and ninja overlords, mostly cause I don't like being on fire.
Huzzah!!!
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Of course! I can't very well take over the world by myself.Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
I believe a ritual needing a bucket of goat's blood is involved somehow. Details are kinda fuzzy.
EDIT: lol autocorrect, how I loathe thee.
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I believe a ritual needing a bucket of goat's blood is involved somehow. Definitely are kinda fuzzy.Of course! I can't very well take over the world by myself.Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
No, the goat was fuzzy. >.>
I recall the incantation goes something like this:
"For the final touch to our brew tonight... a pristine virgin in a gown of white. Evil bringeth here our plea, she's as pure as she can be! White and clean as driven snow, from Orange County, here we go!"
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No, the goat was fuzzy. >.>I believe a ritual needing a bucket of goat's blood is involved somehow. Definitely are kinda fuzzy.Of course! I can't very well take over the world by myself.Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
Anemic too.
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No, the goat was fuzzy. >.>I believe a ritual needing a bucket of goat's blood is involved somehow. Definitely are kinda fuzzy.Of course! I can't very well take over the world by myself.Our pact is still good, right? I mean, we signed it in triplicate and everything—you get pyrokinesis, you show me how you did it, and vice versa.{awestruck, whispers:} Ashley has levels in Doof Warrior? Woah.A girl's gotta do something until her pyrokinesis powers kick in.
To be fair, everything was fuzzy that night.
It must have been a heck of a party, when waking up in a wheelbarrow with runes drawn on your abdomen was not the oddest thing.
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To be fair, everything was fuzzy that night.
It must have been a heck of a party, when waking up in a wheelbarrow with runes drawn on your abdomen was not the oddest thing.
That's just Friday night at my place.
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uh I have seen plenty of things drawn on passed out drunk people
but they sure were not runes
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Then you have never been out on the town in Sweden.
EDIT: Or Newcastle-upon-Tyne.
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That's just Friday night at my place.To be fair, everything was fuzzy that night.
It must have been a heck of a party, when waking up in a wheelbarrow with runes drawn on your abdomen was not the oddest thing.
Memo to me:
Must. Party. With. Liz. Courts.
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Memo to me:
Must. Party. With. Liz. Courts.
I'll just leave this here: PaizoCon 2016
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I am not sure any normal mortal can endure partying of that magnitude...
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Partying?! BAH!
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Cosmo: I never promised that I wouldn’t reveal this information to a room of the happiest and most awesome bunch of gleeful sociopaths that I know.
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Cosmo: Can I use you for an experiment real quick?
Me: ...
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Oh go on. What could go wrong?
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We'll never know unless the experiment proceeds! Please Liz... it's for science!
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Cosmo: Can I use you for an experiment real quick?
Me: ...
...run...just, run...
...run...just, run...Cosmo: Can I use you for an experiment real quick?
Me: ...
Don't look back, if you are lucky he might get someone with lower movement speed than you instead!
That's just Friday night at my place.To be fair, everything was fuzzy that night.
It must have been a heck of a party, when waking up in a wheelbarrow with runes drawn on your abdomen was not the oddest thing.
Memo to me:
Must. Party. With. Liz. Courts.
I agree wholeheartedly.
Don't look back, if you are lucky he might get someone with lower movement speed than you instead!...run...just, run...Cosmo: Can I use you for an experiment real quick?
Me: ...
It's Cosmo, trip someone you pass...it'll help overcome his high movement speed.
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Katina: Or, I should say Katina and Sharaya are all about [redacted] and Diego is a captive audience.
Sharaya: As in, being held captive.
Katina: Please ignore his cries for help.
Sharaya: He doesn’t mean it.
Katina: He doesn’t know what’s best for him.
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Katina: Or, I should say Katina and Sharaya are all about [redacted] and Diego is a captive audience.
Sharaya: As in, being held captive.
Katina: Please ignore his cries for help.
Sharaya: He doesn’t mean it.
Katina: He doesn’t know what’s best for him.
You kids and your devil music!
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You kids and your devil music!Katina: Or, I should say Katina and Sharaya are all about [redacted] and Diego is a captive audience.
Sharaya: As in, being held captive.
Katina: Please ignore his cries for help.
Sharaya: He doesn’t mean it.
Katina: He doesn’t know what’s best for him.
Actually, I was thinking it had something to do with glitter... sneaky, sticky, gets-into-everything glitter.
does [redacted] equal 'that bass' y/n
is Diego more of a treble person y/n
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does [redacted] equal 'that bass' y/n
is Diego more of a treble person y/n
We'll have to hold a staff meeting to be sure. Somebody should take notes.
RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32
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We'll have to hold a staff meeting to be sure. Somebody should take notes.does [redacted] equal 'that bass' y/n
is Diego more of a treble person y/n
What is the scale of said meeting? Who will set the tone? Where will the stand for questioning Diego be placed? Why do I feel the questions will be sharp? When will he be allowed to rest?
