I just wanted to comment on how respectful this community is to each other. Of course there are exceptions, but they are both few and Paizo community (including staff) tends to reign them in pretty quickly.
So thanks.
Sincerely,
Tiny Coffee Golem
I just wanted to comment on how respectful this community is to each other. Of course there are exceptions, but they are both few and Paizo community (including staff) tends to reign them in pretty quickly.
So thanks.
Sincerely,
Tiny Coffee Golem
I find your accusation to be entirely baseless, and ignorant.
That is all.
:P
I just wanted to comment on how respectful this community is to each other. Of course there are exceptions, but they are both few and Paizo community (including staff) tends to reign them in pretty quickly.
So thanks.
Sincerely,
Tiny Coffee Golem
I find your accusation to be entirely baseless, and ignorant.
That is all.
:P
Duely noted. :-)
Hi welcome.
ZOMG I love the avatar! Nice choice!I just wanted to comment on how respectful this community is to each other. Of course there are exceptions, but they are both few and Paizo community (including staff) tends to reign them in pretty quickly.
So thanks.
Sincerely,
Tiny Coffee Golem
Is it true that all Paizo employees have one of those at their beck and call?
Is it true that all Paizo employees have one of those at their beck and call?
I wish. >.>
I think I just became rich. Or just became about to become rich. Just is going to become rich?
Anyway, if people can design a little robot that can vacuum and scare cats without human help, I think a coffeebot should be possible. Looks like I already have two customers. :)
Now I only have to figure out what the thing is really supposed to do and how to build robots.
Should be child's play. After all, I was involved in the software that can be used to manage the factory where that thing is going to be mass-assembled, and that software is totally holistic, managing that factory from the first vague idea to the last hit of the wrecking ball. That should totally enable me to create a robot.
ZOMG I love the avatar! Nice choice!I just wanted to comment on how respectful this community is to each other. Of course there are exceptions, but they are both few and Paizo community (including staff) tends to reign them in pretty quickly.
So thanks.
Sincerely,
Tiny Coffee Golem
I have to pay my espresso machine overtime. I thought the avatar appropriate.
*curtsy*
Is it true that all Paizo employees have one of those at their beck and call?I wish. >.>
I'm far from tiny, but I'm otherwise quite suited to be the Paizo coffee service expert. ;-)
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I think I just became rich. Or just became about to become rich. Just is going to become rich?
Anyway, if people can design a little robot that can vacuum and scare cats without human help, I think a coffeebot should be possible. Looks like I already have two customers. :)
Now I only have to figure out what the thing is really supposed to do and how to build robots.
Should be child's play. After all, I was involved in the software that can be used to manage the factory where that thing is going to be mass-assembled, and that software is totally holistic, managing that factory from the first vague idea to the last hit of the wrecking ball. That should totally enable me to create a robot.
Be careful with such a project. Look at my little abyssal golem running wild on the forums now, thinking it is a real person and not fetching my coffee.
This thread makes me feel like dancin'. No, really.
Well, okay, and having a nice cappuccino. I think there's ONE pod left for the illy...
You guys are so lightweight. I've got a little bot that notices I'm starting to doze over my work and jams a hypo full of adrenaline into my chest. After the first week of it, you start to look forward to the pain.
Be careful with such a project. Look at my little abyssal golem running wild on the forums now, thinking it is a real person and not fetching my coffee.
You're right. I'll put in some special chip that allows me to take control over the little coffeebots.
Everyone will want a little robot that makes AND brings you coffee, so everyone will have one. And when they do, I'll activate the chips and world domination will be mine.
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Be careful with such a project. Look at my little abyssal golem running wild on the forums now, thinking it is a real person and not fetching my coffee.You're right. I'll put in some special chip that allows me to take control over the little coffeebots.
Everyone will want a little robot that makes AND brings you coffee, so everyone will have one. And when they do, I'll activate the chips and world domination will be mine.
that sounds awfully lawful, while mine went nuts, at least it is a child of chaos. :)
I'm a big fan of this forum evolving/devolving into a discussion on my name and picture. ;-)
I'm a big fan of this forum evolving/devolving into a discussion on my name and picture. ;-)
I'm allergic to coffee. Keep you distance shrimp.
By being undead?I'm allergic to coffee.o.O
I know what all those words mean, but this sentence makes no sense. How can one be allergic to the elixir of life?
Or, far more effective, as indeed it is for everyhing, is to be British, at which point you lose all desire for such a crude confecion and progress to the nectar of the gods, tea. Sadly, of course, not all are capable of handling the sheer precision and refinement of this most perfect of beverages, which is why you subsist on your foul cough-ee.
Tally-ho!
I'm allergic to coffee.o.O
I know what all those words mean, but this sentence makes no sense. How can one be allergic to the elixir of life?
Chocolate too. And corn and soy (which means I can't eat ANY processed foods at all because EVERYTHING is made of corn). No twinkies.... nothing.
I can't even eat flour unless it was processed in a best allergy practices mill.
I'm allergic to coffee.o.O
I know what all those words mean, but this sentence makes no sense. How can one be allergic to the elixir of life?
Chocolate too. And corn and soy (which means I can't eat ANY processed foods at all because EVERYTHING is made of corn). No twinkies.... nothing.
I can't even eat flour unless it was processed in a best allergy practices mill.
That makes me cry little coffee tears...Either that or I just spilled it on my head. It's hard to tell when you're "mindless."
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That makes me cry little coffee tears...Either that or I just spilled it on my head. It's hard to tell when you're "mindless."I'm allergic to coffee.o.O
I know what all those words mean, but this sentence makes no sense. How can one be allergic to the elixir of life?
Chocolate too. And corn and soy (which means I can't eat ANY processed foods at all because EVERYTHING is made of corn). No twinkies.... nothing.
I can't even eat flour unless it was processed in a best allergy practices mill.
Technically you're not mindless, I just used a little gob of abyssal goo I scrapped off my boots for your brain. Which in retrospect might not have been the best decision. :)
Technically you're not mindless, I just used a little gob of abyssal goo I scrapped off my boots for your brain. Which in retrospect might not have been the best decision. :)
At least now you know why your coffee always "tastes funny." **Wicked Grin**
Say hello to my little friend!
Say hello to my little friend!
You realize i'm your natural predator, right?
Say hello to my little friend!You realize i'm your natural predator, right?
You got it all wrong, man. I am a plant which showers its beneficent beans on the world. It is my Destiny!
You got it all wrong, man. I am a plant which showers its beneficent beans on the world. It is my Destiny!Say hello to my little friend!You realize i'm your natural predator, right?
Right then. I guess you're my new BFF.
that sounds awfully lawful, while mine went nuts, at least it is a child of chaos. :)
Be careful with such a project. Look at my little abyssal golem running wild on the forums now, thinking it is a real person and not fetching my coffee.You're right. I'll put in some special chip that allows me to take control over the little coffeebots.
Everyone will want a little robot that makes AND brings you coffee, so everyone will have one. And when they do, I'll activate the chips and world domination will be mine.
Well, they'll go real nuts. And when people scream in horror and pain, I'll just take over.
The seats of Government will be in disarray, world rulers being rushed to hospitals with nth-degree burns from boiling coffee.
Missile bases will be deserted after the personnel was pied pipered out by coffeebots running away with the substance they're all addicted to.
I'll play whack-a-mole with the shiny buttons I'll find.
I'll make crank calls on Red Phones.
I'll take over satellite stations and make them send rude messages to aliens.
And I'll rule the world, of course. Everyone wants to rule the world. Chaotics are allowed.
I'm a big fan of this forum evolving/devolving into a discussion on my name and picture. ;-)
That is nothing. You should hunt down the 1000+ post thread about tentacles.
I'm a big fan of this forum evolving/devolving into a discussion on my name and picture. ;-)I'm allergic to coffee. Keep you distance shrimp.
You will suffer especially in my Coffeebot Dystopia.
Where is Too Much Coffee Man when you need him?
Say hello to my little friend!
Hey, it's you! You're great in Game of Thrones. That Lord of the Rings gig as the guy with the horn was good, too!
Where is Too Much Coffee Man when you need him?
i'll check my speed dial.
Where is Too Much Coffee Man when you need him?i'll check my speed dial.
I would have said that for a coffee golem, it's all speed dial.
I would have said that for a coffee golem, it's all speed dial.Where is Too Much Coffee Man when you need him?i'll check my speed dial.
Touche
<goes to make a cup of coffee>