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I traded my car for a wagon pulled by a centaur. It's okay, but really slow. I shouldn't be surprised, I guess. It is only a half-horsepower.

I guess I traded my pants too.


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Sounds like someone needs some ...pants.

EDIT: For maximum fear and loathing, get to go to ye olde retaile helle today for ye olde employmente.

...if my guts cooperate.


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NobodysHome wrote:

What I last watched? Does the atrocity my kids put on count? 'Cause if so, I'm doomed.

I do have to ask where the Impii find these things. No reason. I'm not going to use them to confuse the kids into behaving.


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Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

What I last watched? Does the atrocity my kids put on count? 'Cause if so, I'm doomed.

I do have to ask where the Impii find these things. No reason. I'm not going to use them to confuse the kids into behaving.

Hulu Kids is the place for you!

That's where madness resides!


Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

Sounds like someone needs some ...pants.

EDIT: For maximum fear and loathing, get to go to ye olde retaile helle today for ye olde employmente.

...if my guts cooperate.

We are the Legion of DOOM!


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Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

What I last watched? Does the atrocity my kids put on count? 'Cause if so, I'm doomed.

I do have to ask where the Impii find these things. No reason. I'm not going to use them to confuse the kids into behaving.

For us, Impus Minor created a NetFlix account for Impus Major and then added all the most-atrocious kids' shows he could find to it, then started adding all the recommended shows as, "Sure, I'll watch that!"

It went downhill from there, and now the entire group of teenagers works very hard to ensure the (lack of) quality of anything the account recommends. Occasionally, they force themselves to watch something off of it, just to keep it "active".

I'm surprised that the train show is any good; the kids have to try harder.


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What frightens me most about this is how probable the need for meme historians is going to be for anthropology/history scholars to have any prayer of understanding this dumpster fire of a decade. The Impii absolutely could find a way to justify a PhD in shitposting.


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Scintillae wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:

For fun:

"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?"

Given that I've been making Orthos marathon FMA:Brotherhood with me, I'm...not sure if this is a very good or a very bad thing.

At the time this was posted it actually wouldn't be FMAB for me, because I'd been watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure at work. So I'd be having Jotaro, Joseph, Polnareff, Kakyoin, and Avdol causing massive bodily and spiritual trauma and a large volume of collateral damage while coming to my rescue.
So, given that the last ep of Brotherhood we watched heavily featured Kimblee and Scar, the kings of making s$@$ explode, which of us is better off?

Both groups have one guy who specializes in long-range explosions (Kimblee and Avdol) and at least one guy who has to get in close to do his damage (Scar and Jotaro/Polnareff). The extra pair in the JoJo group are divination effects and some anti-undead/demon melee (Joseph) and mental/bodily manipulation and control (Kakyoin).

The JoJo team is better rounded and more malleable and can probably handle more disparate situations, but the two alchemists are significantly in the lead when it comes to capacity for destruction. While Kimblee and Avdol are more or less equal normally, Kimblee has the Philosopher's Stones that put his capabilities well above standard; and Scar can outdo either of the other meleers because he's punching things and they blow up, versus just punching or stabbing them, even if quickly and accurately and with much force.


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Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:

For fun:

"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?"

Given that I've been making Orthos marathon FMA:Brotherhood with me, I'm...not sure if this is a very good or a very bad thing.

At the time this was posted it actually wouldn't be FMAB for me, because I'd been watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure at work. So I'd be having Jotaro, Joseph, Polnareff, Kakyoin, and Avdol causing massive bodily and spiritual trauma and a large volume of collateral damage while coming to my rescue.
So, given that the last ep of Brotherhood we watched heavily featured Kimblee and Scar, the kings of making s$@$ explode, which of us is better off?

Both groups have one guy who specializes in long-range explosions (Kimblee and Avdol) and at least one guy who has to get in close to do his damage (Scar and Jotaro/Polnareff). The extra pair in the JoJo group are divination effects and some anti-undead/demon melee (Joseph) and mental/bodily manipulation and control (Kakyoin).

The JoJo team is better rounded and more malleable and can probably handle more disparate situations, but the two alchemists are significantly in the lead when it comes to capacity for destruction. While Kimblee and Avdol are more or less equal normally, Kimblee has the Philosopher's Stones that put his capabilities well above standard; and Scar can outdo either of the other meleers because he's punching things and they blow up, versus just punching or stabbing them, even if quickly and accurately and with much force.

But how does any of that last save you, per se? Do they already know where you are?


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The last show I watched was 'Thundercats'... but that was a good while ago. Regardless, either I'll be OK, since you would have thought that having Lion-O and pals on your side would be a good thing, or I'll be royally screwed, since talking bipedal cats with superduper martial arts skills aren't something that exists in reality.

Or maybe they do, and THEY have been hiding the Truth from us for years...


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I think the last thing I watched was RWBY.


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Drejk wrote:
I think the last thing I watched was RWBY.

I am so sorry. That there's some dysfunction.


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Crookshanks found some Hammer pants at the store.

Needless to say, she's quite excited.


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Drejk, I always wanted to see these guys statted up.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:

For fun:

"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?"

Given that I've been making Orthos marathon FMA:Brotherhood with me, I'm...not sure if this is a very good or a very bad thing.

At the time this was posted it actually wouldn't be FMAB for me, because I'd been watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure at work. So I'd be having Jotaro, Joseph, Polnareff, Kakyoin, and Avdol causing massive bodily and spiritual trauma and a large volume of collateral damage while coming to my rescue.
So, given that the last ep of Brotherhood we watched heavily featured Kimblee and Scar, the kings of making s$@$ explode, which of us is better off?

Both groups have one guy who specializes in long-range explosions (Kimblee and Avdol) and at least one guy who has to get in close to do his damage (Scar and Jotaro/Polnareff). The extra pair in the JoJo group are divination effects and some anti-undead/demon melee (Joseph) and mental/bodily manipulation and control (Kakyoin).

The JoJo team is better rounded and more malleable and can probably handle more disparate situations, but the two alchemists are significantly in the lead when it comes to capacity for destruction. While Kimblee and Avdol are more or less equal normally, Kimblee has the Philosopher's Stones that put his capabilities well above standard; and Scar can outdo either of the other meleers because he's punching things and they blow up, versus just punching or stabbing them, even if quickly and accurately and with much force.

But how does any of that last save you, per se? Do they already know where you are?

I honestly have no idea. ^^


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First time playing Assassin's Creed Origins did not go so well, I ended up murdering a lot more people than I intended while looking for soft leather.

Apparently that's found on gazelles and not people.

Lesson learned.

Also, when you smash one little statue apparently everyone gets all pissy about it.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk, I always wanted to see these guys statted up.

Not enough information. (I haven't watched Guyver)

You might want to check CthulhuTech, as one of the possible character types is based on Guyver.


Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk, I always wanted to see these guys statted up.

Not enough information. (I haven't watched Guyver)

You might want to check CthulhuTech, as one of the possible character types is based on Guyver.

I mean, I thought it was pretty clear that they're a synthesist summoner.

EDIT: Focus all their "spells" on self-buffs and melee attacks of various sorts. I think I've only ever seen one Guyver film, though (mmmmaaayybe two or three, but I can't say for sure), so, you know. Limited knowledge of stuff.


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Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk, I always wanted to see these guys statted up.

Not enough information. (I haven't watched Guyver)

You might want to check CthulhuTech, as one of the possible character types is based on Guyver.

these little videos are actually VERY well done, give lots of information as well as pictures. I dont know about the "this creature has 10 times the strength of a normal human being" though, I don't think they have a strength of 100, but a strength modifier of 10(strength of 30?) might be cool.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk, I always wanted to see these guys statted up.

Not enough information. (I haven't watched Guyver)

You might want to check CthulhuTech, as one of the possible character types is based on Guyver.

these little videos are actually VERY well done, give lots of information as well as pictures. I dont know about the "this creature has 10 times the strength of a normal human being" though, I don't think they have a strength of 100, but a strength modifier of 10(strength of 30?) might be cool.

Strength 100 is not ten times the strength of a man, the ability score scaling doesn't work that way anyway.


EDIT: hah! Ninja’d by a dragon!

“10 times” is exceptionally variable in what, exactly, that means. At Str 27, that’s “10 times” the carrying capacity of a STR 10 human. On the other hand, a Str 19 with ant haul does the same thing.

As for point buy, we could parse our the basics: 15 points *10=150 points. Normal point buy wouldn’t allow it, but presuming putting it all into point buy, that’s,

1:11
2:12
3:13
5:14
7:15
10:16
13:17
17:18
21:19
26:20
31:21
37:22
43:23
50:24
57:25
65:26
73:27
82:28
91:29
101:30
111:31
122:32
133:33
145:34
157:35

Obviously 157 is too many, and 145 too low, but 34-35 is a solid strength score!

You pointed out “up ten increments” instead of actual *10, so there’s that.

Another option: looking at modifiers as a spectrum instead of an absolute, that’s -5 at minimum = 1. So 10 is 5, and *10 is fifty; adjust to natural modifier is +45 means... you’re back at that 100 ability score which is a bit high (and should have been obvious, considering you’re just increasing by half).

So ant haul plus 19 Str
27 Str
34-45 Str
or
100 Str

Take your pick!


Or two mythic mule strength abilities with Str 10.


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I'd like to point out all the cheese is sold out at the store, except Tillamook.

Luckily we always have enough cheese to last until the next cheese shipment.


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Also, I'm fairly certain the corner store has more than enough local cheese should I need it.


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We were in Theftway because their cheese department is better than the corner store's, and the shelves were perfectly well-stocked... EXCEPT the cleaning aisle, which was empty.

Leading me to wonder: Don't you normally clean your house?


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Apparently the kids have all named the virus "Boomer Remover".

*SIGH*.

Inappropes, kids. Inappropes.


Oooorrrrrr

Str 10
Aid another: +2

One Str 10, nine others providing +2: that’s Str 28 (or if ten +2s, that’s Str 30).

Of course, if it’s modifier, that’s +18 (or +20) which makes it Str 46 or Str 50.

So two more versions.


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NobodysHome wrote:

We were in Theftway because their cheese department is better than the corner store's, and the shelves were perfectly well-stocked... EXCEPT the cleaning aisle, which was empty.

Leading me to wonder: Don't you normally clean your house?

No. We just shuffle things around and pretend.


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Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

We were in Theftway because their cheese department is better than the corner store's, and the shelves were perfectly well-stocked... EXCEPT the cleaning aisle, which was empty.

Leading me to wonder: Don't you normally clean your house?

No. We just shuffle things around and pretend.

I don't even pretend.


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Yup, even with a four day notice I still forgot Pi Day.

Take that math!!


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I've started watching Bates Motel on Netflix.

I anticipate everything will go well.


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So current state of events make me glad I'm a Night shift introvert who happened to purchase a big thing of toilet paper before this stuff started going down.


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Drejk wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

We were in Theftway because their cheese department is better than the corner store's, and the shelves were perfectly well-stocked... EXCEPT the cleaning aisle, which was empty.

Leading me to wonder: Don't you normally clean your house?

No. We just shuffle things around and pretend.
I don't even pretend.

I pretend that I'm going to clean my house. Does that count?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
So current state of events make me glad I'm a Night shift introvert who happened to purchase a big thing of toilet paper before this stuff started going down.

Yep. I checked my toilet paper supply, and figure I have enough for at least 4-6 weeks. Maybe more. Just to be safe, I was going to buy some more when I went to the store Friday night after Pathfinder, but they were completely out. I'll try again in a few days. If it comes down to it, I can most likely snag a roll or two from work.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
So current state of events make me glad I'm a Night shift introvert who happened to purchase a big thing of toilet paper before this stuff started going down.
Yep. I checked my toilet paper supply, and figure I have enough for at least 4-6 weeks. Maybe more. Just to be safe, I was going to buy some more when I went to the store Friday night after Pathfinder, but they were completely out. I'll try again in a few days. If it comes down to it, I can most likely snag a roll or two from work.

Lol I had kind of the same back up plan but I doubt it will come up.


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Did you know that you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? It's true! You need a camera.


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What did Igor say when Dr. Frankenstein asked him where the monster had wandered off to? "I don't know, but I have a hunch."


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actually let me move this over to my thread it fits better there.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
What did Igor say when Dr. Frankenstein asked him where the monster had wandered off to? "I don't know, but I have a hunch."

I could of swore that hunch was on the other side just a minute ago...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Did you know that you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? It's true! You need a camera.

Maybe if you were really really good at whittling...


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Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Did you know that you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? It's true! You need a camera.
Maybe if you were really really good at whittling...

Well, that would be carving an effigy, not taking a picture, now wouldn't it?


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gran rey de los rural wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Did you know that you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? It's true! You need a camera.
Maybe if you were really really good at whittling...
Well, that would be carving an effigy, not taking a picture, now wouldn't it?

Well you gotta do some carving for sure. I don't know not to much about that there effigining. I don't know why you wouldn't just take a picture tho.


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Silly city slicker don't know how to whittle.


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Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
Silly city slicker don't know how to whittle.

All ya'll's gots ta do is put yer lips together and blow.


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gran rey de los rural wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
Silly city slicker don't know how to whittle.
All ya'll's gots ta do is put yer lips together and blow.

*looks around nervously* ... My cousin didn't tell ya bout that one did she?

(Too far? please address all complaints to gran rey de los disclaimer )


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Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark finished. Bonus location/dungeon remains to be finished. Excellent FFT-style game. The classes and gear could use a bit of tweaking, but fun and the story is nice, if not terribly groundbreaking.


Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
gran rey de los rural wrote:
Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
Silly city slicker don't know how to whittle.
All ya'll's gots ta do is put yer lips together and blow.

*looks around nervously* ... My cousin didn't tell ya bout that one did she?

(Too far? please address all complaints to gran rey de los disclaimer )

gran rey de los disclaimer is not responsible for anyone's comments, including his own.


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Well, made it through a day of work in miserable health conditions and the notification that we may be required to work *any* job we're qualified for in the store at a moment's notice (the union just threw our side of the store under the bus) which means a bunch of us could be stuck doing bagging at half the pay of the other side of the store....

Oh, and it is 'highly suggested' that we take overtime to 'help out'. With the not quite vague hint that if we don't, *mandatory overtime* will be a thing.

I'ma going to take my temp in the morning, if it's even the least bit higher than 'normal' I'm calling off.

It's the only safe and fair thing to do.

:>


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I installed Assassins' Creed 4. Played through the intro. Uninstalled.

Too slow, too clunky.

Anyone has a spare gaming laptop at hand to send?


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I've run Kingmaker like five or six times by now, as a DM. It's become an inside joke among my buddies that I'm cursed to forever be a DM for Kingmaker games, never getting to be a player in one despite having some character ideas that'd go well with it. Haha, what can I do?

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