Im a old mutha
More like six with eleven cubes of sugar...~jumps up an down~ Oh! Oh! My mental age is 11 !!!Well, that depends on how old each of us is.Everyone here is older than me. Except for, apparently, doctor_wu...I thought you were older than me?
~jumps up an down~ eleven cups of sugar?!?!? YES!!! ~runs around like a maniac~
Maybe you're Freehold's dad...1978 was a good year...much fun...
Crap. I hope I'm not one of your fathers. That would be weird. Nah, that would be more like 1979. Oh, wait...no European travel. Whew.
Uh oh. At least he's past the child support age. OK, I can live with that.
[Darth Vader voice]I'm your father, dude.[/Darth Vader voice]
Hulb.
HOLY S$&*, GUYS! I'M IN THE DAILY NEWS AGAIN!!!!!
So you're a Decepticon?
Dude, do whatever you want with it.That would be a snippet which would make into a status update I'd post if I was involved. Awesome!Best conversation ever with my roommate:
Me: "You know, I just realized that I know four openly schizophrenic people, and they all have extensive record collections. You think there's any sort of correlation between the two?"
Roommate: Long pause. "Well... don't date a chick who collects records?"
Thanks for the offer, but I'm trying my best with my own material. All you. :)
*yawn*
Going sleep.
Job interview in 15 hours, 30 minutes.
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Wow, my youngest son can be quite persistent. We are late pre-ordering the limited edition copy of Halo 4. It's now sold out everywhere. That is everywhere but Sam's Club online. Not only is it available, it's about 10 dollars less. Needless to say, order has been placed. I had given up, but he kept searching.
"You're like a sweaty octopus trying to undo a bra."
Let's have some gratuitously rude Scotsmen.
"You know what, Howard? She's not bent, either in the way of being corrupt or gay. And by the way, that's a horribly homophobic headline, you massive poof. You've got egg on your face, Howard - you over-easy piss-bag."
HOLY S$&*, GUYS! I'M IN THE DAILY NEWS AGAIN!!!!!So you're a Decepticon?
So very many things wrong with this statement...
Ties are for people into auto-erotic asphyxiation. Remember that and political speeches just got a lot funnier.
Spread the word, and we may be rid of the damn torture devices eventually.
Late in 1986. Looks like I'm not even the second-youngest here anymore. Weird.1989. You?Well, that depends on how old each of us is.Everyone here is older than me. Except for, apparently, doctor_wu...I thought you were older than me?
This comes with time. You are growing old.
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Spread the word, and we may be rid of the damn torture devices eventually.
Amen!
Gaaaaahhhh!
Don't go into the light!
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I continue to be impressed by the show Once Upon a Time and its reinterpretation of some classic tales and characters.
Personally I keep expecting Dr House to show up and tell the main character something acerbic.
Acerbic, incidentally, is a good description of my stomach contents at the moment.
I'm bored and need entertainment - get up earlier you darn Americans!
Ties are for people into auto-erotic asphyxiation. Remember that and political speeches just got a lot funnier.
*DSX Looks down at suit*
⌐_⌐
*Loosens tie*
"yeah, stupid politicians"
Ties are for people into auto-erotic asphyxiation. Remember that and political speeches just got a lot funnier.*DSX Looks down at suit*
⌐_⌐
*Loosens tie*
"yeah, stupid politicians"
Muahahah
Let's go for ALL OF THE PAGES!!!
...wait... that doesn't make any sense at all.
Sure it does. If you've done the right drugs.
Does Earl Grey count?
I often look at the FAWTLY thread and think - Damn! I wonder how many people on this messageboard are in awe of our size and absurdity?
Absurd us? Never.
*pops a chicken on head*
I often look at the FAWTLY thread and think - Damn! I wonder how many people on this messageboard are in awe of our size and absurdity?Absurd us? Never.
*pops a chicken on head*
It's Matt LeBlanc!