Naked punning? *shrugs* It worked for Benny Hill, so why not?
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Oh. I've been using my tennis racket incorrectly.
My proctologist told me the same thing.
He's fat, he's round
He's taking Bristol City down
Benny Hill, Benny Hill
(Chanted by the fans of Bristol City during the brief time Benny Lennartsson served as manager there.)
My proctologist told me the same thing.Oh. I've been using my tennis racket incorrectly.
You have to flip it turn-ways.
He's fat, he's round
He's taking Bristol City down
Benny Hill, Benny Hill(Chanted by the fans of Bristol City during the brief time Benny Lennartsson served as manager there.)
*switches to sax*
I'm feeling a little rusty. Drop and give me seventy-six.
Meh. Still heated
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That's cool. The profanity filter randoms every one. Neat-O
*dumps jell-o on Patrick*
Better?
Picks Jello out of fur
Not particularly. Thank the Divine Principle I will be honoring the Magic Moment in @ 22 minutes.
{bubble bubble} take me away!!!
You have to flip it turn-ways.My proctologist told me the same thing.Oh. I've been using my tennis racket incorrectly.
Or use butter!
Blame Aberzombie. He is a slacker.Hey! I resemble that remark!
Yes. Yes you do.
I KNEW you were watching me!!!Yes. Yes you do.Blame Aberzombie. He is a slacker.Hey! I resemble that remark!
~peeps in on Aberzombie and watches him slack off~
~peeps in on Aberzombie and watches him slack off~I KNEW you were watching me!!!Yes. Yes you do.Blame Aberzombie. He is a slacker.Hey! I resemble that remark!
*picks up dragon with telekinesis*
Peeping is rather tacky, wouldn't you think?
*casual toss*
~peeps in on Aberzombie and watches him %~#% off~
FIFY
*sets a Tiffany lamp in the thread*
*sets a Tiffany lamp in the thread*
*turns*
AUGH.
*PSYBLAST*
Where did that come from?!
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Meh. Still heated
I'm sorry man. :( Sucks.
Channel the anger into doing something else. The last time I lost my temper that badly, I channeled it into looking for a new job since the old one was screwing me so badly (hence the anger).
Write angry poetry! What rhymes with f%#~? :)
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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Meh. Still heatedI'm sorry man. :( Sucks.
Channel the anger into doing something else. The last time I lost my temper that badly, I channeled it into looking for a new job since the old one was screwing me so badly (hence the anger).
Write angry poetry! What rhymes with f$+&? :)
d$+&
B%#~!
Hmm.
Luck
Muck
Truck
Suck
[Curly]Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck![/Curly]
PUCK!
On my way from the job I endure to th one I love. So naturally, after beating down tons of sunlight between 11 am and 4 pm, the heavens open up just as I begin to make my Manhattan trek.
F$%&. I hope ch is doing better than I am weather wise.
Yay it is going home time.
I think I am just going to take a break for a while. Anger doesn't relate to good posting, and I don't want to troll all over the MMO boards. It's my fault, the stuff was there to read, I didn't.
I'm sorry Patrick. I wish you could get your money back.
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You know, I really never make plans for my days off. Only because if I do words like premeditated get thrown around the courtroom......
You know, I really never make plans for my days off. Only because if I do words like premeditated get thrown around the courtroom......
Much as I dislike agreeing with the gnome-hating future victim, erm, I mean citizen, that's a good strategy.
~peeps in on Aberzombie and watches him ##ack off~I KNEW you were watching me!!!Yes. Yes you do.Blame Aberzombie. He is a slacker.Hey! I resemble that remark!
I'd suggest now would be the time to disable anything resembling a video feed on your personal computer, AZ.
EDIT: Of course CH "beats" me to the punch line. I'm ##acking off a bunch.
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On my way from the job I endure to th one I love. So naturally, after beating down tons of sunlight between 11 am and 4 pm, the heavens open up just as I begin to make my Manhattan trek.
F&!%. I hope ch is doing better than I am weather wise.
Wow. it's really coming down out there. Damn.
Well, I'm here for at least 30 more minutes. Maybe it can clear up in that time? [/naive optimism]
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On my way from the job I endure to th one I love. So naturally, after beating down tons of sunlight between 11 am and 4 pm, the heavens open up just as I begin to make my Manhattan trek.
F&!%. I hope ch is doing better than I am weather wise.
Wow. it's really coming down out there. Damn.
Well, I'm here for at least 30 more minutes. Maybe it can clear up in that time? [/naive optimism]
Oh look.
It's hailing.
Send some of that our way. This heat would kill the hail and we could use more clouds. Ugh.
Good morning Fawtls
Its 13'C in Sydney...... So coooold
The Dwaflings have brought home various colds from pre-school and school to share with the family. blergh!
Kajehase and Aegols, my friend from work who is of Portuguese descent is very happy.... He stays up all night to watch the games and comes to work looking like a Zombie.
All I want is for the Italians to be crushed, not for winning against England (when the English are miserable Australians are happy).... but because we haven't forgiven them and the ref for the cheating at the world cup in Germany.
You know, I really never make plans for my days off. Only because if I do words like premeditated get thrown around the courtroom......I'm sure Sebastian can get you off.
Stay tuned to MTV for our next hit show.... Pimp My Pony!
The only thing I enjoy from marvel nowadays is avengers academy. It's the only place that a vs. x storyline is interesting.
