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my-go; sounds like a fun-guy
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Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band wrote:
We have featured on many of their hit recordings. Gods, we wish we hadn't.

Was this before or after Count Reiner Heydrich taught you guys how to read?

The kind of hits that make you say ooof!
Super Slaad? wrote:
The kind of hits that make you say ooof!

da!

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Bumptious Wazzock wrote:
Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band wrote:
We have featured on many of their hit recordings. Gods, we wish we hadn't.
Was this before or after Count Reiner Heydrich taught you guys how to read?

He taught us to read, yes, but wouldn't tell us what any of the words meant.

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Good old Reiner.

the joys of parochial school...
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Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band wrote:
Bumptious Wazzock wrote:
Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band wrote:
We have featured on many of their hit recordings. Gods, we wish we hadn't.
Was this before or after Count Reiner Heydrich taught you guys how to read?
He taught us to read, yes, but wouldn't tell us what any of the words meant.

Better that way.

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The vampire lord always aims to please.

I guess”please”is an euphemism for suck your blood until you’re a dry husk.
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No, you’re once again thinking of Comte de Malodor, only it’s not blood he sucks out of you.

No, I’m not wrong.
Heydrich sucks blood. (‘Cause vampire.)
Malodor smells bad. (‘Cause unbathed.)
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Bumptious Wazzock wrote:
No, you’re once again thinking of Comte de Malodor, only it’s not blood he sucks out of you.

Instead, it's any satisfaction or pleasure you might have had at giving birth to him and bringing him to adulthood.

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Which is why he gets tortured a lot, though it is having the opposite effect on him now.

Meh.
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Hem.
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Killing In The Name.
Rage Against The Machine.

OK then.

RRRGH! AUGH!!! GRRR! UUUUROOOGH! LOOMS! CLOCKWORK DILDOES! STEAM-POWERED HUMMUS LATHES! ATOMIC TROUSER PRESSES! WINDMILLS - I HATE THEM ALL!!!!! THEY MAKE ME SO CROSS!!!! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!
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*Pours a cup of Pulg’s favourite hot beverage, and then gives it to him, to calm him down.*

Save your rage for your wives’ divorce proceedings tomorrow, you are their barrister, after all.
Pulg wrote:

OK then.

RRRGH! AUGH!!! GRRR! UUUUROOOGH! LOOMS! CLOCKWORK DILDOES! STEAM-POWERED HUMMUS LATHES! ATOMIC TROUSER PRESSES! WINDMILLS - I HATE THEM ALL!!!!! THEY MAKE ME SO CROSS!!!! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!

Nailed it.

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

*Pours a cup of Pulg’s favourite hot beverage, and then gives it to him, to calm him down.*

Save your rage for your wives’ divorce proceedings tomorrow, you are their barrister, after all.

For the 19th time, they're deaf horse proceedings. Seems like you need a hearing aid as badly as Dobbin.

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I was referring to the fact that you are divorcing from your business associates (after all, they were the ones who told you that going into business is a lot like being married). And weren’t you actually in the business of deaf horses in the first place?

It’s one of the project bands.
Super Slaad? wrote:
It’s one of the project bands.

they use those bands for resistance training...

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Why do take out, when it’s easy to give in?
Bumptious Wazzock wrote:
I was referring to the fact that you are divorcing from your business associates (after all, they were the ones who told you that going into business is a lot like being married). And weren’t you actually in the business of deaf horses in the first place?

Haitian deaf horses, in fact.

Oo ooeeoo oo oo oo, no horsietations.
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*Immediately starts tearing AM GOLD apart to see if either he is made of gold, or if he’s got gold buried somewhere inside him.*
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Brother Cane. Look For Something More.

'less is more', linux joke
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Love And Greed.
-Blues Traveler.
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Still rockin’ on as Pat Benatar performs Love Is A Battlefield.

Norigami's Yato in GorilionGlorion... hmmm...
The when wrote:
Still rockin’ on as Pat Benatar performs Love Is A Battlefield.

OK, I've patted her. What should I do next?

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Hit her with your best shot, probably.

IDK, You Better Run 'cause I'm All Fired Up for an Invincible Heartbreaker in the Shadows of the Night.

long live tha latest king
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Miracle by Foo Fighters.

*dink*

So it has been said.
Azothath wrote:
*dink*

You've passed your Grade 8 cowbell exam. Well done

I'm chiming in for the Moreman Tabellnackled Choir!

Chiming? Triangle.
Super Slaad? wrote:
Chiming? Triangle.

note his segments were equally acute and never right...

I'll 'sine' off on that!!! Ugyugyugyugyawoooo!

Any more math jokes and I report you to Freehold.

sounds like some minimal criteria or asymptotic limit with a symbolic threat... let me consult the Book of Pi...

*Looks up the definition of asymptotic. Decides to unlearn the knowledge. Not using such words will definitely better one’s social life.*

"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
Azothath wrote:
"Blessed are the cheesemakers for they whey an curd the chillin of gawd."

*gosh*
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