Dwavklde!
*chokes on air*
Puppy, HEEL!
Steal...the win.
SHORYUREPPA!!!!
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
"It's over 9000!!!"
"What?! 9000?!"
Incorrect, Dave. It is exactly 9000.
Shove it losers. I win.
I think that's supposed to be 1009.
.sdrawkcab er'uoy erus ytterp m'I
Trowmlky?
*goes cross-eyed trying to read previous post*
I'm always forward-thinking. Just like how I'm thinking I'm gonna commemorate my win with a parade.
It's great. I just ordered a float.
And balloons that say "Too bad, lucky7".
Jerry am barbarian?
Sounds like Jerry am stripper.
Mine is even sweeter.
In your case that is sweatier.
dolphin vs laser eyes.
dolphins win.
Your breath weapon is useless since I do not need to beathe.
Laser Eyes for the win.
glowy eyes vs Ninja Laser Eyes.
Laser Eyes win.
[presents mirror and takes cover behind it. Mirror reflects laser and burns Belphegor to a crisp]
"Too bad, Belphie ! It's my time to win !"
Well, now I have toasted marshmallows to enjoy with my victory. Thanks.
I don't have a constitution score so I'm immune.
You win the right to the second place... after ME ! which is a high honor in the gnomish horrorifics !
the dolphins will fly me to the win
No way, The win is in the sky!
You just replaced your eyeballs with LED lights. That doesn't count.
I don't even know what races you hail from, Gruumash !
And I'm not sure I ever want to know.
That said: you lose and I win !
Hollywood, they made a movie about my winning in this thread ! Sadly, my fellow gnomes don't even know what a movie is :-(...
In that case they can better make a movie about me!