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Maybe it just sags like a heavy load.
Molten Dragon wrote: The win was intercepted at the goal line by me! I win. So there. *starts throwing punches*
Ouch! Right in my deflated ball..
Deflated or not it is my win now.
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May I just point you gentlemen's attention to the fact that this thread is now 300 pages long, almost 15.000 posts... How does that make you feel?
Like I am stuck in the never ending story riding that dog dragon.
AND WINNIG, LIKE A BOSS WITH TIGER BLOOD!
*Crossbow bolt to your knee*
I'll be walking the finishline 1st, thanks for understanding.
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No need for violence. Did you drop this?
*picks up The Win*
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The Win wrote: May I just point you gentlemen's attention to the fact that this thread is now 300 pages long, almost 15.000 posts... How does that make you feel? LIKE A FAILURE!!! ANY TROLL WORTH HIS SALT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS THREAD LOCKED BY NOW!!!! *weeps softly to himself*
Here.
*hands the troll an industrial strength handkerchief*
You worry about the troll, I will take the win.
HHHHHHOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKK!!! *gives very moist hankerchief back to Randarak*
Langston Hughes, ladies, gentlemen, trolls, hyper-intelligent gorillas, autonomous automata, sentient animals, et. al.
:licks the win:
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*Casts prestidigitation on the win before taking it from such a sick person.*
Thank you!
*Breathes a sigh of relief that GoatToucher does not have the win anymore.*
Nice teeth! Do you want to keep them?
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No, but thanks for the win!
:tries to sneak away:
Shhhhhh! Be vewwy vewwy quiet.
I'm nabbimg wins....
*jumps out of nowhere, grabs krevon by the waist*
And krevon's getting laaaaaaarger*shakeshakeshake*!!!
*jumps back into nowhere*
:has the Win fitted with a pin, and uses it as a navel piercing:
Je suis la Victoire!
*stabs GoatToucher in the navel with an oversized pencil - is astonished when it comes out freshly sharpened*
*lectrifies the pin then flies away from gropey*
Hey! Hands off, perv.
Ha! the win rejects you. It want's to be with a cute little rodent like me.
Tiny! Rub ointment on my electrical burns, won't you? :waggles eyebrows seductively:
Ugh, GoatGroper even more yuck than goblinz.
Poog take lead for goblinz again.
I never thought I would ever hear a goblin say that,EVER!
GoatToucher wrote: Tiny! Rub ointment on my electrical burns, won't you? :waggles eyebrows seductively: *HURK* I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I'll hold the win while you take this bucket...
ApeGrodd wrote:
I never thought I would ever hear a goblin say that,EVER!
Is true! He get weirder by day. Poor Private Tiny too.
After taking a few levels of Anti-Paladin to safe guard against this next move... Takes win and rubs it all over GoatToucher. HAHAHAHAHA... who wants to try and touch it now.
*noogies Poog with win*
You have been level drained and lost your anti-paladin levels i win
Trades krevon a lit stick of dynamite for the win. Thanks, pal!
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*showers and weeps bitterly*
*...for hours...*
Trades Molten Dragon a picture of GoatToacher enjoying the rub down with the win for the win. Sorry pal!
*And sorry Win but we must do what we must do. The ends justify the... ah hell quit sobbing already*
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The Win wrote: *showers and weeps bitterly*
*...for hours...*
I'm no longer the only one. Come on win, let's start a support group.
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Private Tiny wrote: I'm no longer the only one. Come on win, let's start a support group. Poog can be doorgoblin? Poog promise to shank GoatGroper if he darez come close to you.
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I do -love- a good shanking... Who knew Poog's interests ran that way, you toothy little rascal!
Watch out for poog, he shanks first and asks questions never.
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YOU KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN BAD WHEN YOU CAN GET A GOBLIN TO FEEL SORRY FER YA!!!!
Go Home Troll You're Drunk!
Indeed. Someone might... take advantage...
Did you just become TrollToucher?
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