Last one to post wins

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Time to call for backup!

[lucky7]

Too bad chicken, I dropped the bass!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

But do you know where they've taken the hobbits?

[lucky7]

I've found my whip-focused bards Perform skill, so I win.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

This battle must end.

[lucky7]

Burning Gaze

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

You posted twice.

[lucky7]

Scary as you are, I still win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Time for you to quit.

[lucky7]

Too bad. I got it all figured out.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

No.

[lucky7]

What?

[Quiche Lisp]

You lose that's "what".

And you lose to me, which is much more honorable than to conceide defeat to the old lady ("Gran") who poster before you.

I am a magnanimous winner. You may depart in peace.

[lucky7]

Tempting, but I refuse to rest on my laurels as winner.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Nap time's over.

[lucky7]

Schooch. I've won.

[DJ-Bogie]

Since I have not posted in a long time I decided I should cruise through and be the last one to post winner.

You can send my award to my PO Box. Thanks.

[gran rey de los stereo]

I think we shall send it to your NO box.

[Quiche Lisp]

Nothing changed there, DJ-Bogie: I'm still a winner.

[lucky7]

That's a very "No, I win" scenario.

[Sissyl]

No it's not.

[lucky7]

Yeah. It is. So get off my thread.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Young'uns...Get off my lawn!

[lucky7]

Scooch, Old Man Jenkins!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

*Eye Beam* (possibly NSFW)

[lucky7]

*Burning Gaze*

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

*Deeper Darkness*

[Midgard Serpent]

*cloudkill*

[Burning Straw man]

Ahhhhh .... Stop lighting me on fire. This is why no one should have children.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

See, even your own children don't want you to win. Take their advice and abandon this thread.

[lucky7]

You guys have issues. You keep trying to win the thread, when it can only be me.

[Gruumash .]

Go sit and heel doggie there is only one winner and that is me.

[Charles Scholz]

Man, I didn't know someone could be so wrong as many times as you.

[lucky7]

Go take a Journey and leave my thread be!

[Gruumash .]

Yeah right back where I belong the winner.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Your awesomeness is not welcome here.

[lucky7]

Mine lets me win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I think Gruumash. will call your awesomeness into question.

[Gruumash .]

That is true I do call his and your awesomeness into question which is why I need to rule here.

[Charles Scholz]

Not going to happen while I am around.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I never said I was awesome. I am cosmically grandiose.

[lucky7]

It looks like you've swallowed a fog machine filled with grape juice!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

And you look like your glaucoma has gotten out of control.

[lucky7]

Touche.

[Sissyl]

Stop touching each other, boys. Go get a room. Sheesh, that I should have to tell you.

[lucky7]

Tell you what, I'll win here, and you guys can attempt to be awesome on the other threads. Naturally, you will fail.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

How about I stick around and you go get us some pizza?

[lucky7]

Hope you like onions and sassage.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

You can keep your 'sassage'.