Last one to post wins

[Schism]

Sorry, I broke my off switch.

[lucky7]

*hits power button*

[Quiche Lisp]

I WIN ! AGAIN !

TIME HAS NO MEANING FOR THE SOMEWHAT EASTERN GNOME !

I HAVE ALWAYS WON !

I WILL ALWAYS WIN !

THE EMPIRE DID NEVER END !

[gran rey de los dragons]

Whatever.

[Quiche Lisp]

Here, I did it again: I won.

[lucky7]

And so have I.

[Sissyl]

I just got back to this thread after a short absence... I found myself staring seven pages of Last one to post wins in the face. Oh well, I thought, nothing for it, so I bit together and started reading.

Then I realized there really isn't any appreciable difference between the pages.

So I win.

[I'm Batman]

I win because, y'know, I'm Batman.

[Charles Scholz]

Sorry, that is not a good enough reason.

[Gruumash .]

No it is not. But thanks for playing. By the way I am winning now thanks for your help with Charles.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . wrote:

No it is not. But thanks for playing. By the way I am winning now thanks for your help with Charles.

I think you meant "I'm Batman". Since you don't know what you are talking about, how can you possible think you will win?

I, on the other hand, always know what I am talking about; therefore, I win.

[Tirq]

I can't feel my lunch!

[lucky7]

Ate it for the win!!! HUZZAH!

[Charles Scholz]

It gave you indigestion. While you pay homage to the porcelin god, I take the win.

[lucky7]

It's my birthday, so I win.

[Quiche Lisp]

Happy birthday ! May your wishes come true !

Here, take that kitty: it tastes good !

But let go of my win !

I win. That's Fate, you know. In truth, I couldn't NOT win, even if I wanted to.

[Sissyl]

Then you and Fate are mistaken. I win.

[lucky7]

I dated a girl named Fate once... I see that face that you're making!

[Tirq]

That's a very interesting story. Please, do go on.

[lucky7]

Well, we were trapped in my apartment for like a month...

[Charles Scholz]

If you are trapped, how can you win?

[lucky7]

WERE being the operative word here.

[Tirq]

Past Tense sounds like a Time Wizard's class ability.

[lucky7]

Only Time Stop. Sorry.

[gran rey de los everything]

There are no time-outs in Last One to Post Wins! The rules are very clear on that.

[lucky7]

Time Stop. I win.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

yup.

[Tater Slaad]

Derp.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

goik

[Mater Slaad]

Grok.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

goik....

[lucky7]

kick...

[gran rey de los everything]

Ahh, the win. She is so sweet.

[lucky7]

Mine. Now wear everything pants.

[#1FudgeCake]

...and then a Chocolate covered C-4 hits you in the face as you are bombarded by the mag of a QBB-LSW whilst the Stealth Chopper you just called in is blown to pieces by the FHJ-18-AA rockets fired by my SAM turret in an alternate dimention in which Martyrdom is back and n00bs rely on being able to shit a live grenade for a cheap kill are swarmed by dragonfire helicopters from the future raining down My Little Pony commandos wielding golden Desert Eagle .50's with incindiary rounds that light your house on fire and ruin your toast.

[hobbsdadolfin]

this is pathfinder, not CoD

[#1FudgeCake]

I'm going to post another one of those in 3 comments.

[hobbsdadolfin]

have

[hobbsdadolfin]

fun

[hobbsdadolfin]

with

[hobbsdadolfin]

that

[Charles Scholz]

I always have fun when I win!

[#1FudgeCake]

Sequence Initiated Anyway.

...and then your croch is spontaneously combusted by a Rocket Propelled Grenade as the shooter is shot in the ankle by a .50 calibur sniper rifle causing him to fall over as his RPG lands in the blast radius of a claymore mine that throws shotgun pellets at over 9000 miles per hour in the general direction of an engie who was in the process of building a sentry therefore denying a spy of a successful sapping distracting him from the baseball bat of an incoming scout. BONK!

[lucky7]

Oh...

[#1FudgeCake]

That was deep, me...

[Tirq]

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[gran rey de los everything]

Ummm...nope.

[lucky7]

Of course not. I win.

[#1FudgeCake]

It's in my name; I am Number one, meaning you are number 2. Enjoy being the nickname for taking a shit.

[Charles Scholz]

Language!