Mimes can't talk. Your argument is invalid.
*Throws second combat axe causing the first one to ricochet to Mimes 1-7*
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You've also been slightly offended, but no one cares about that either.
Im talking about the ROCKET LAUNCHER that fires a ROCKET (R) PROPELLED (P) GRENADE (G). You're dumber than I thought.
What are you, five? It got censored anyway, but i'm sorry if I've scarred you for life. It doesn't matter, however, seeing that THIS *Points to RPG* is going into THAT *Points to your face*
It's in my name; I am Number one, meaning you are number 2. Enjoy being the nickname for taking a s$@~.
That was deep, me...
Sequence Initiated Anyway. ...and then your croch is spontaneously combusted by a Rocket Propelled Grenade as the shooter is shot in the ankle by a .50 calibur sniper rifle causing him to fall over as his RPG lands in the blast radius of a claymore mine that throws shotgun pellets at over 9000 miles per hour in the general direction of an engie who was in the process of building a sentry therefore denying a spy of a successful sapping distracting him from the baseball bat of an incoming scout. BONK!
I'm going to post another one of those in 3 comments.
...and then a Chocolate covered C-4 hits you in the face as you are bombarded by the mag of a QBB-LSW whilst the Stealth Chopper you just called in is blown to pieces by the FHJ-18-AA rockets fired by my SAM turret in an alternate dimention in which Martyrdom is back and n00bs rely on being able to s*@! a live grenade for a cheap kill are swarmed by dragonfire helicopters from the future raining down My Little Pony commandos wielding golden Desert Eagle .50's with incindiary rounds that light your house on fire and ruin your toast.
Funny, because after reading your name I almost thought it said "Midget Serpent".
Sleight O' Hand, dawg.
...Therefore you lose.
I think chicken sounds like a nice dinner option tonight.
Granted! However, the public quickly hates the series now that the shows are rushed, and therefore it is canceled. I wish I had the Number 1 Fudge Cake to eat.
Granted! The thing is, you're still Porter. No one cares! I wish I owned Google.
Granted. The corrupted timeline creates a black-hole and you die.
#Goofing Off in English FTW
Actually, hobbsdadolfin ate my sandwich of wins a couple of comments ago. 
Who the smurf is IEatUrWins? Meh... don't answer that, I don't really care.
How can you be subbed to Smosh and hate firetrucks?!?! 
Well, then. Smurf's suck. F*~*! I'm a SMURF again...
WAIT WTF?!?!?! 
Smurf.
Silly sissyl.
Either that or the sight of hobbsdadolfin's unquestionable crush for Sissyl XD
hobbs's words, not mine. I'm not even slightly interested at the moment. As for you, siss, you may have some luck at a neighborhood LARP convention.
*Jams into pocket* NEVOOAAAR!
Last one to post wins? This will never happen. This freaking forum has been up since 2011.Welllllll... are you then saying it will keep getting new posts for eternity? Do your job, try getting last post without giving the last post to a mod for locking it, or don't complain about the futility of posting here. I wasn't complaining, you ignorant she-male. I was simply stating that it is impractical for people to expect to win. Now, realize your mistakes and fetch me a sammich as I win.
Last one to post wins? This will never happen. This freaking forum has been up since 2011.
DUN dun DUN DUN dun DUN DUN NUN NUN dun DUN DUN DUN DUN NUN NUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN dun DUN DUN! -Star Wars
That comeback ate balls. I win.
Ah, the fruits of the trees of winning and losing look so similar, Quiche. Too bad you got the fruit of lose. Me, I am up in the win tree, stuffing myself with the real fruit of win. Well, I sure hope your "Win Tree" doesn't come toppling down on Quiche after my flamethrower of PWN burns it to the ground. God, I love CoD.
*Throws an "O rly?" look in your general direction* Literally just did that. #In LA
Acceptable Why thank you, for accepting.
Who is this Hobbs ? You're confused, lizardman. And I win ! I am confused? I think not. You are the one confused about who hobbs is. You sir, are a sillyhead. XD
And Hobbs is the last name of hobbsdadolfin. That's the guy i'm referring to when i say colin. We are IRL buds.
Oh #1FudgeCake, may I fetch you a sandwich? Why yes, you may certainly do so.
COLIN HOBBS! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ONLY USE THIS COMPUTER FOR WORK! I CHECKED YOUR HISTORY LAST WEEK AND FOUND "Redtube.com" AND "Pornhub.com" XDDD SO MUCH WIN
Nice grammar, Hobbs. RamafamaKOOWAMAFOOP!!!!1!11!!
Fudge Cakes reign SUPREME! I WIN!
Porter (aka lucky7) is a sandwich making failure. AHAHAHAHA XD pwned.
Never before have I heard a sentence so nerdy... aboleth? I've heard stories about legends about a pamphlet... that my grandfather kept in a safe at the bottom of the sea in a bottle hidden in the digestive system of a humpback wail.
I think not. I'm quite happy with being known as (and knowing myself as) a green raptor fish thing. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!
You made an entirely new account to win a forum game?! Guys, I think we all know who has won here at this point... last one, your crown awaits you.
Ah, I see. While you may be a Nine-Headed-CyroHydra, I am a fish raptor. I win.
Unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce i win unce unce unce unce ucne stop fooling around on paizo, porter. get back to work
Where are you're giant oven mits and tongs going to place the sun?
Make a giant version of the portal gun, fire it at the sun, teleport the sun to a set of extremely specific coordinates in the universe, and watch as the US prepares to pay you billions of dollars to get their sun back within the 8 minutes it takes for the last of our light and warmth to reach earth.
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