Last one to post wins

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

hashbrowns

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon! [/QUOTbacon!E]bacon!bacon!

[gran rey de los bacon]

Hand over the bacon and no one goes hungry.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon! never!!!!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'll contribute some eggs to the breakfast effort.

[Mark Hoover]

OJ?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Sure if there's vodka involved. Bacon, eggs, and screwdrivers.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Breakfast of champions.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

BREAKFAST?!? I can't get up that early. I thought yall were fixing me brunch.

[DJ-Bogie]

Depends which side of the timezone you are on.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

OK, you can have it as lunch and i'll have it as brunch.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I'll just take the bacon and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[DJ-Bogie]

My wife just put breakfast on the table, Bacon & French Toast, Bye

[Conman the Bardbarian]

What, nobody made anything for me? Pizza then.

[Tirq]

Is it by any chance... Bacon Pizza?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

No, bacon sliced seperately.

[Tirq]

Shame upon you.

[Mark Hoover]

But what about elevensies?

[gran rey de los bacon]

Bacon for then too.

[DJ-Bogie]

Tacos for dinner.

[Tirq]

Wonderful.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

That's great. Off you go then.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Is there bacon in the tacos? Or at least chorizo?

[Tirq]

Gee, Conman, what are we gonna do tonight?

The same thing we do everynight, try to take over the thread!

They're conman and the Tirq, Conman and the Tirq,
One is a genius, the other doesn't work

They're Conman, they're Conman and the Tirq
Tirq
Tirq
Tirq

Tirq
Tirq
Tirq
Tirq

Tirq!
*musical interlude*
Narf!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Where are you going to get lederhosen in your sizes at this time of night?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Lederhosen? I'm half barbarian and as you can see. I'm wearing a shirt.

[DJ-Bogie]

Lets keep it that way.
You keep your shirt on and I'll keep my win on.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

That's not what it looks like from down here.

[gran rey de los everything]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what does it look like from down there?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Since you asked

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Since you asked

But you know

[gran rey de los everything]

Bad dog. No Bizkit.

[Mark Hoover]

But, (gran rey de los) everything floats down here.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Do. Not. Want.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Bacon is awesome. That is all.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Wrong thread. Go away.

[DJ-Bogie]

Right thread, I win.

[gran rey de los bacon]

When it comes to bacon, it is always the right thread. Even if it is a kosher thread, bacon still belongs.

[Prime Evil]

This thread is way too long.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

That's because we'll all fight to the end.

[Tirq]

Define too long. The Ask JJ all questions is running close, if not past, the thousands.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Long(adj.) - extending for a considerable distance, not Tirq. see erectile dysfunction

Thank you, Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus.

[Tirq]

Low blow, VC. Not Cool.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'm just playing, Tirq. We love you.

Edit: Honestly. I'll put on a Hello Kitty speedo to prove it.

[Tirq]

I'd prefer you calling me small than seeing a chicken in a speedo.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Do you wanna hug then? Maybe some cookies? Can I take you out for Philly Cheesesteak Sandwiches and Sam Adam's Boston Lager?

[Tirq]

Philly yes, too young for alchohol so no.

You're being awefully nice. Maybe it's because you want to make me feel better for losing...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nah, my comment was quite 'vicious'...eh heh heh...I really don't like being mean. I think things are funny which are actually not funny when I haven't slept.

[Tirq]

I completely understand. Why don't you go and sleep for 8-10 hours. It'll be good for you. Probably.