Last one to post wins

[Tirq]

Not much. Trying to win the thread. Ain't doin to good at it.

[Bob Evil]

Well, keep at it. I'm sure you'll get there eventually.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Well, right now, I'm the winner.

[Tirq]

So I see.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Glad you noticed.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzzah!

[Tirq]

Did somebody scream for a dragon slayer?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Huzzzah!!!!!

[gran rey de los everything]

I was looking for a drake tickler, does that count?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

GO GATORS!!! HUZZAH!

[Tirq]

Gators as in... Alligators?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Chicken fried steak!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!!!!!!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Steak!!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

GO GATORS!!! HUZZAH!!!!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Go Razorbacks! Woo pig sooie!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Look at that. I won on my first try.

[DJ-Bogie]

Nice try.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Blink you'll feel better.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Huzzzah!

[DJ-Bogie]

Seriously

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzzzzzzzzzzzah!

[gran rey de los everything]

Hip hip...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

replacement!

[DJ-Bogie]

Well played Spanky.

[gran rey de los everything]

Sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Sprocket Chain Flange."

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon! bacon!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I'm here now. Everything is under control. Go about your business. Nothing to see here. Carry on then.

[DJ-Bogie]

You have been replaced, return to your place of origin.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

You summoned me here. Thanks.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

I thought bardbarians couldn't win. Let me check the rules..
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Yep, there it is. "No bardbarians may win, especially if nekkid."

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzzah! bacon!

[gran rey de los bacon]

Bacon? Where?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Nekkid? I'll just wrap myself in all this bacon lying around.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Hey! Don't taint the bacon!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

This suit of bacon gives me a +2 to my escape artist check.

[Tirq]

But you still have to put points into Escape Artist. It says here on your character sheet that you put points into Con-ing, Perform, Acrobatics, Craft: Bacon, Killing, and Health. Nope. No Escape Artist for you.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon!

[DJ-Bogie]

I had bacon, eggs and cinnamon buns for breakfast today, so I win!

[gran rey de los everything]

I had potato chips and french onion dip. Do I win?

Let me check the rules...
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Yep, rules say I win!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'm eating pancakes now. That makes me the winner.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

No. Waffles are for winners.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Says you.

[gran rey de los everything]

Yep. And so do the rules.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

There is only one rule.

[Tirq]

There can only be one.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Shall I decapitate you and steal your power?

[gran rey de los everything]

No no no. Decapitation doesn't work on Tirq. Only castration.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

...That was more than I wanted to know...

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