With all the PbP games circulating, situations are dealt with in varieties of ways. Be they combat or talking.
But in both there surely are those genius or bafflingly absurd or funny one liners to a situation.
The starting example; Mists of Mwangi:
Two Irori followers among the group. The warpriest in this case is overly enthusiastic. Upon opening the museum's sanitaric utilities, he sees the monkey-fied clerk smearing cr@p over the walls.
Halt, sir, with your defecation desecration!"!
So, what happened in a game that got a great one liner and leaving the others surprised?