
Earl of the Malebolge |

The 'Earl' of the Malebulge is banned for being:
a) Ninja'd by a goblin in banning UDS by 4 minutes.
b) Disguising himself as me, that's intolerable.*firebolt to the "Earl"'s face.
Good thing my fiendish heritage makes me immune to firebolts. And you impostor!!! Guards, kill this infidel!!!
*brings ban hammer down*

Earl of the Malebolge |

Pah! A bunch of wind up tin soldiers a finger tall ain't gonna cut it.
So, fire resisting eh? Well there's more things i can do....* slices the "Earl"'s head clean off with a sword.
Good thing I cast ironguard this morning. *sword pass through neck*
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha*casts Ban-Hammer Barrier*
Triphoppenskip is banned for his silly way of moving around (must be fumbling his acrobatics checks)
The Fiend Fantastic is banned again for assuming he could kill me with spell or blade.

GoatToucher |

Poog is banned for not attending the Silly-Nanny meeting this morning when I laid out the duties all the Silly-Nannies will attend to today.
Poog, you are in charge of waving a monogrammed lace handkerchief and fainting elaborately whenever anything shocking happens.
And put on your powdered wig! Have some self respect, for Fop's sake!
UDS, you all will emit derisive high pitched giggles whenever someone else is made to look foolish.
Wylliam Harrison will exclaim "Well I -never-!" when insulted.
TFF will will titter seductively and finger wave at any ladies or gentlemen who succeed at their endeavors.
Triphoppenskip, you will be my body servant again today. Retrieve your sponges and meet me in the bath. My more unwholesome crevices need attention.
MessageBoardTroll... just try not to step on anyone in the royal family... for once.