*points at I'm Hiding In Your Closet*
The next poster seems to have a negative luck modifier.
Well, if it weren't for bad luck, I would have no luck at all.
The next poster explains why gloom, despair and agony is on them.
I have been forced to carry three of my soldiers who have been defeated by the Flash. And so, they are gloomy, despairing, in terrible agony and they are on me.
The next poster will either take them back home or eat them.
*eats*
YUM YUM GLOFFY! NEXT POSTER ALSO HUNGRY!
I'd rather not share your food, however. Who knows what they've caught?
The next poster has a bucket on their head.
and pretty good at playing lead guitar too.
The next poster exchanged places with me in the dungpits.
RAAAAAARGH!!! GURG EAT GLOFFY DUNGPIT!!!
NEXT GUY IS JEALOUS OF GURG'S DUNGPIT!!!
It's got plenty or natural light and is in a good school district.
The next poster didn't want to eat his/her parents, but s/he thought s/he had to.
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To this day, whenever I have to fill out a medical form, when I have to answer the question "cause of parents' death" I reply "got in my way!"
Now I have had enough violence, I want some vice! And the next poster will bring to me Harley Quinn, Cheetah, Poison Ivy, Killer Frost and Silver Swan.
Right mr Grodd, they're all in cryo-sleep in the next room.
The next poster is Batman's new Robin
I am Batman's new Robin Reliant. Don't ask how.
The next poster is Mighty Thor's new Valhallan tricycle.
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And what animal pulls Thor's vehicle of choice again? You guessed it!
The next poster is about to go to Valhalla, where the brave may live forever!
Really? And I thought it was just a Renaissance Faire in Lake Tahoe!
The next poster likes to dress up as a bearded pirate and jump out of trash cans at people.
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ARRRRRRRRRRR!!! SHIVER TIMBERS!!! BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! ME SCARY WITH PATCH AN HOOK!!!
NEXT GUY GOTS SCAREDY.
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Argh! How terrifying! That hat and beard combo does not the eye patch and jacket, seriously, it's a fashion nightmare!
The next poster is an even bigger fashionista!
While I admit your tribal motif does look good on you, everyone knows that Japanese is still trending with the rising intrusion of anime into the mainstream. The classically savage masculine imagery is moribund in the fashion houses with discerning eyes heading deeper into the territory of gender ambiguity with the new metrosexual touch. It plays upon gender themes while making a clear statement of neo-mythological revivalism in today's modern age.
The next poster has quite an opinion on cartoons.
It's my ninja way
The next poster is addicted to hentai.
Huh?
Hen-Tai be latest Thai fast food, much good taste, just not known much in public. It addicting.
Next poster has been to Thailand on road trip.
Yep. Thailand, PA.
The next poster has something to share from when he/she/it was there last.
The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota! It was so big, it broke loose of its restraints and rolled all the way to Pennsylvania - killed 5 people on its way down, too! You can still see the stains....
The next poster is a surprisingly convincing Barack Obama impersonator.
I was born a poor black child...
The next poster can identify that reference.
Ninja'd
I am not. I said I could do a brilliant impression of the Wicked Witch of West though... You just got them confused.
It's from that re-imagined rendition of Annie, called Andy the Orphan.
The next poster recently saw it and will describe it for us.
In one word: BORING! I don't know, they swap the sweet redhead for an obnoxious brunette - and a boy at that! Also, they got rid of the songs! What kind of cut-rate performance about an orphan doesn't have songs!
The next poster will write, produce, direct and star in a much better (albeit heavily raunchy) show of their own making.
It's called "Gunsel" and it's darker, edgier, and with even more innuendo included. I made sure it has songs too.
The next poster has begun a quest . . . but for what?
...to save my girlfriend
The next post has just discovered he/she has a superpower.
Yes, I am super powerful at being obnoxious. See my power and despair! Muauauauaua!
The next poster drank my coffee.
Yes, but it was the kind where the beans are... excreted... by civets. Bleh.
The next poster will turn down... but for what?
Because I am a were-feather.
The next poster was bitten by a radioactive man in red & blue spandex and can now...
Fly, shoot heatbeams from eyes, blow cold.
Poog now most uber-power goblin in world.....woohoo!!!
Next poster has annoying NyanCat as new pet.
I did, but I had to feed it to GorillaGrod to calm him down. Frankly, it's for the best.
The next poster explains why they can't have nice things....
Because of This. This is why we can't have nice things.
This is also how you get ants.
The next poster needs a drink.
Cup of tea, please! Just the thing I need to to wet my whistle.
*Drinks*
Ah, much better!
The next poster worked with Poison Ivy, hoping to become a chimaera/alraune hybrid.
Then I remade a Moody Blues song.."No one knows what it's like to be the chimaera/alraune hybrid man...."
The next poster found the Infinity Gauntly at a junk store.
Now I'm forever thin. Such a prize for supermodels.
The next poster triggered ominous latin chanting when he did what?
Rose from the dead. Latin is a dead language and thus is the language of the dead, we mean undead.
The next poster is thinking it is all greek to him.
What zombie posse say? Sound weird to Poog.
Next posterer dress up as succubus day after tomorrow and escort zombie posse to casino.
Now you get to picture a dwarf in a leather dominatrix outfit with hand cuffs and whips....thank the goblin for than.
The next poster will hopefully cleanse the palette.
Using my vastly superior mental powers, I cleanse your minds of that awful image. And then I erase all of your other memories as well!
The next poster will post, but forget what and why.
I...um. Wait, what was I saying?
The next poster is cute and fuzzy.
Domo!
The next poster is a professional wrestler
Whatcha gonna do when this 24-inch python runs wild on you?!?!
The next poster thinks I'm awfully clever for that.
It really was awful.
The next poster puts aside at least an hour each day to do what?
Sharping various bladed objects
Something caused the next poster to be late for work.
A sudden encounter with Batman and the Flash meant that I was unable to arrive at annual Luthor's Injustice League meeting on time.
The next poster can confirm this as they helped me.
I did, but my 60's era campy Batman villain style was ill suited against the Frank Miller era Batman we faced, and who beat me mercilessly, leaving me with a cracked pelvis and blurred vision.
The next poster knows the way to a man's heart.
Through the rib cage.
The next poster explains why no one "gets" him/her.
It happens when i see a difficult situation and explain every detail to the tiniest level. People claim they can't keep up with it, thus don't get it anymore.
The next poster was riding the chariot in the movie Gladiator. The chariot that derailed onto the shields.
All in the name of Tactical Advantage.
The next poster held one of those shields
It was quite the sight, let me tell you!
The next poster missed it because they went to the restroom.
Say what you want about the coliseum, but the bathrooms are magnificent. They even have the little glass thingies with the blue liquid for combs and some dude, who looks suspiciously like GoatToucher, handing out towels... Come for the chariot race, stay for the bathroom.
The next poster had a side job cleaning the bathrooms at the coliseum
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