If it's not too much trouble, the Representative of the Kobold House would like to protest the motion to ban kobolds from the Senate. See, one of its chief supporters, Aberzombie, has a well-known grudge for our kind, so he's, um, kind of biased. Maybe we could just say that kobolds have to come in unarmed and naked, with some sort of leash? We don't want to step on anybody's toes here.
In addition, the Kobold Representative moves that other members of the Senate cease using the Kobolds' bodies as croquet mallets during recess. Or at least use rubber croquet balls.
Hmmm... I thought we were to use flamingos for croquet. I'd much rather use a soft, fluffy bird than a scaly beast, so I will second the motion of the gentleman (?) from the Dragon Wannabe party.
from the Dragon Wannabe party.
Okay, listen, I'm not gonna complain about the other stuff, but can you guys at least stop calling us that? If it's not too much to ask. Please don't hurt me or vote against my motions for asking.
This is the post-partisan age, after all
Rubbish and poppycrock!
from the Dragon Wannabe party.Okay, listen, I'm not gonna complain about the other stuff, but can you guys at least stop calling us that? If it's not too much to ask. Please don't hurt me or vote against my motions for asking.
Terribly sorry, sir. What is your party, then?
Terribly sorry, sir. What is your party, then?from the Dragon Wannabe party.Okay, listen, I'm not gonna complain about the other stuff, but can you guys at least stop calling us that? If it's not too much to ask. Please don't hurt me or vote against my motions for asking.
...the Kobold House.
But we're not going to insist on that. You can call us whatever you like, as long as it's relatively tolerant and stuff. We aren't partisan nutjobs or anything, we're just very firm.And, um, if you really want to call us the Dragon Wannabe party, I guess you can. As long as you do it out of hearing range. Unless you want to say it to our faces, in which case, I guess we can live with it. Please don't kill us.
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If it's not too much trouble, the Representative of the Kobold House would like to protest the motion to ban kobolds from the Senate. See, one of its chief supporters, Aberzombie, has a well-known grudge for our kind, so he's, um, kind of biased.
I would never want to ban kobolds from the Senate - we need something to laugh at. And besides, it's not so much a grudge as an intense dislike - kind of the same way I feel about cockroaches.
.... from the Dragon Wannabe party.
Eh? I thought they were the Lizard Party.
I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.
I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.
The Kobold House Representative protests, and requests that hunters be required to carry their licenses as always. In addition, hunters are not permitted to use lead bullets.
I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.
The junior delegate seconds the motion.
Er, what did I just second? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Ain't them Kobolds like those fatty devil things with no brains, whatcha-call-ems? Or are they like those funny Goblins, and do they have dog heads or lizard heads? I wish ya'll'd stop wafflin' on y'alls positions.
The motion on Kobold hunting passes, unless somebody wants to tack on a rider bill. Personally, I'd like to raise all of our salaries again. All in favor?
Ain't them Kobolds like those fatty devil things with no brains, whatcha-call-ems? Or are they like those funny Goblins, and do they have dog heads or lizard heads? I wish ya'll'd stop wafflin' on y'alls positions.
The motion on Kobold hunting passes, unless somebody wants to tack on a rider bill. Personally, I'd like to raise all of our salaries again. All in favor?
Aye!
I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.The Kobold House Representative protests, and requests that hunters be required to carry their licenses as always. In addition, hunters are not permitted to use lead bullets.
*Points gun at KC* Say your pwayers wabbit, er kobold!
Aye!Ain't them Kobolds like those fatty devil things with no brains, whatcha-call-ems? Or are they like those funny Goblins, and do they have dog heads or lizard heads? I wish ya'll'd stop wafflin' on y'alls positions.
The motion on Kobold hunting passes, unless somebody wants to tack on a rider bill. Personally, I'd like to raise all of our salaries again. All in favor?
Then the motion to raise our salaries passes.
Hehehe.
Ain't nobody gonna notice.
*cackles as they burn another hole in the vault*
*Points gun at KC* Say your pwayers wabbit, er kobold!I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.The Kobold House Representative protests, and requests that hunters be required to carry their licenses as always. In addition, hunters are not permitted to use lead bullets.
The Representative of Kobold House moves that guns no longer be allowed in the Senate chambers.
The Representative of Kobold House moves that guns no longer be allowed in the Senate chambers.*Points gun at KC* Say your pwayers wabbit, er kobold!I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.The Kobold House Representative protests, and requests that hunters be required to carry their licenses as always. In addition, hunters are not permitted to use lead bullets.
Just guns?
The Representative of Kobold House moves that guns no longer be allowed in the Senate chambers.*Points gun at KC* Say your pwayers wabbit, er kobold!I motion that we declare that Kobold hunting season is now in effect.The Kobold House Representative protests, and requests that hunters be required to carry their licenses as always. In addition, hunters are not permitted to use lead bullets.
Pulls out a bazooka and takes aim at the lizard
KILL DA KOBOLD! KILL DA KOBOLD!! KILL DA KOBOLD!!!
It's always something...
The Representative of Kobold House moves violence be banned in the Senate floor.
It's always something...
The Representative of Kobold House moves violence be banned in the Senate floor.
How can you have violence *IN* the floor? Bailiff, knock some sense intuh that guy!
Yes, your worshipfullness.
attempts to put KC *in* the floor, with extreme prejudice
Hmmm....
Yes, your worshipfullness.
attempts to put KC *in* the floor, with extreme prejudice
Figures we forgot to get the trapper ooze removed.
As the representative of the Puppet Caucus, I would like to put forth a motion declaring the 5th of August as an official holiday.
It's always something...
The Representative of Kobold House moves violence be banned in the Senate floor.
My baby has his own party. That's so sweet.
It reminds me of when he threw a 10th birthday party for himself and nobody came.
It's always something...
The Representative of Kobold House moves violence be banned in the Senate floor.My baby has his own party. That's so sweet.
It reminds me of when he threw a 10th birthday party for himself and nobody came.
The Representative of Kobold House moves that oozes, June Cleaver, and other things that make one nauseous be banned from the Senate.
The Representative of Kobold House moves that oozes, June Cleaver, and other things that make one nauseous be banned from the Senate.It's always something...
The Representative of Kobold House moves violence be banned in the Senate floor.My baby has his own party. That's so sweet.
It reminds me of when he threw a 10th birthday party for himself and nobody came.
*looks at June* I actually agree with the Kobold on this one.
*looks at June* I actually agree with the Kobold on this one.The Representative of Kobold House moves that oozes, June Cleaver, and other things that make one nauseous be banned from the Senate.It's always something...
The Representative of Kobold House moves violence be banned in the Senate floor.My baby has his own party. That's so sweet.
It reminds me of when he threw a 10th birthday party for himself and nobody came.
I'll go in on that one.
As the representative of the Puppet Caucus, I would like to put forth a motion declaring the 5th of August as an official holiday.
What about May 9th?
As the representative of the Puppet Caucus, I would like to put forth a motion declaring the 5th of August as an official holiday.What about May 9th?
Sure, why not!
I move that if the Senate does not vote through the concerns of the Puppet caucus, we rush the president of this august body en masse and club him repeatedly with our sticks!
I move that if the Senate does not vote through the concerns of the Puppet caucus, we rush the president of this august body en masse and club him repeatedly with our sticks!
Seconded!
::Hefts stick::
All in favor say, "That's the way to do it!"
::Clubs the eyeball black-and-blue, taking KC out with the back-swing::
/swazzle/Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!/swazzle/
*snips the puppet strings*
Why don't ch'all think fuh yuhselves fuh a change? You been lettin' the An-Ti-lectuals control yuh movement again. Unless they've got some muhney to be spreadin' round this here floor, there ain't gonna be no rushing of my esteemed positions. 'less them interns want a piece...
Oh, and I do hereby declare that there are now free drinks being passed around by the good folks of a certain petro-chemical concern to look the other way about certain ecomological disasters what that done killed some penguins or some such. I say pass the hooch!
I ask that we be allowed to set these annoying puppets on fire.
Oh, and I do hereby declare that there are now free drinks being passed around by the good folks of a certain petro-chemical concern to look the other way about certain ecomological disasters what that done killed some penguins or some such. I say pass the hooch!
I love BP!
I ask that we be allowed to set these annoying puppets on fire.
Maybe once the Esteemed Senators from Zombieland and Mairkuria (yes it's a real place) pull their hands out the danged puppets... or whatever it is they've got in thar.
You been lettin' the An-Ti-lectuals control yuh movement again.
Who needs intellectuals? As a Jack I don't have a brain and it ain't hurtin' me none. What?
You been lettin' the An-Ti-lectuals control yuh movement again.Who needs intellectuals? As a Jack I don't have a brain and it ain't hurtin' me none. What?
You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?
You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?You been lettin' the An-Ti-lectuals control yuh movement again.Who needs intellectuals? As a Jack I don't have a brain and it ain't hurtin' me none. What?
Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?
I ask that we be allowed to set these annoying puppets on fire.Maybe once the Esteemed Senators from Zombieland and Mairkuria (yes it's a real place) pull their hands out the danged puppets... or whatever it is they've got in thar.
I demand that the Anthem of Mairkuria be played while I'm immolated!
The flames will be a beacon for as far away as the Fairy Woods, the Kingdom of Chaos, and the hills of Akhaia!
Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?You been lettin' the An-Ti-lectuals control yuh movement again.Who needs intellectuals? As a Jack I don't have a brain and it ain't hurtin' me none. What?
None of these are surprising.
Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?You been lettin' the An-Ti-lectuals control yuh movement again.Who needs intellectuals? As a Jack I don't have a brain and it ain't hurtin' me none. What?
I'm not really sure. I came home one day after arranging some promotional photo shoots, and there he was. Maybe he needed to send his body out for maintenance?
I'm not really sure. I came home one day after arranging some promotional photo shoots, and there he was. Maybe he needed to send his body out for maintenance?You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?
I think he crawled into the jar to get the last few cookies in there. Also, apparently many of the undead have trouble opening jar lids. :(
I think he crawled into the jar to get the last few cookies in there. Also, apparently Lord Aberzombie has trouble opening jar lids. :(I'm not really sure. I came home one day after arranging some promotional photo shoots, and there he was. Maybe he needed to send his body out for maintenance?You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?
As good a theory as any I suppose.
Oh, and as a point of clarification, many of the Jills do actually have brains.
I think he crawled into the jar to get the last few cookies in there. Also, apparently many of the undead have trouble opening jar lids. :(I'm not really sure. I came home one day after arranging some promotional photo shoots, and there he was. Maybe he needed to send his body out for maintenance?You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?
Truth is, it was a pickle jar. The fool fell for my trap. Soon my takeover of the Jack clubhouse shall be complete!
I ask that we be allowed to set these annoying puppets on fire.Maybe once the Esteemed Senators from Zombieland and Mairkuria (yes it's a real place) pull their hands out the danged puppets... or whatever it is they've got in thar.I demand that the Anthem of Mairkuria be played while I'm immolated!
The flames will be a beacon for as far away as the Fairy Woods, the Kingdom of Chaos, and the hills of Akhaia!
I thought they was done conquered by them Fatamids, or maybe them Ayyubids, or was it them Auto-Mans?
They're called Auto, I didn't know they were German. I thought they was Turkeys.
Edit: Oh wait that's Makuria, not Mairkuria. I got you corn-fused with this guy called Merkurios.