I've been watching old episodes of South Park while I paint, and it just hit me how much this particular episode ("Good Times With Weapons") reminds me of when I was a kid.
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My memory of this is vague, but I think I was intending to stop at the widest part part of the M&M so that it could just be pulled back out, but instead the pressure of the nostril just kind of pulled it on in.That's...highly unlikely. Someone rolled a 20(or a 1, or perhaps both) somewhere along the line.
But more importantly, PLEASE tell me you have a picture of your kid with one really large m&m filled nostril. Because that's perfect blackmail material.
Blackmail, hell that is facebook material.
In fact, you have one within the contents ... of your wallet.It's not just a monkey. It's a monkey wrapped in plastic! It's a big difference.Really?
Cool!
How big is the monkey? Does it come with a foil hat of its own?
No!
I must resist the seduction of the of the plastic wrapped tinfoil monkey hat trap thing!
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Blackmail, hell that is facebook material.My memory of this is vague, but I think I was intending to stop at the widest part part of the M&M so that it could just be pulled back out, but instead the pressure of the nostril just kind of pulled it on in.That's...highly unlikely. Someone rolled a 20(or a 1, or perhaps both) somewhere along the line.
But more importantly, PLEASE tell me you have a picture of your kid with one really large m&m filled nostril. Because that's perfect blackmail material.
Is it blackmail if I'm the one who told the story tho? ;3
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Well, it's not a good feeling. But I drive a little plastic car so I am sadly used to it. Even with the trunk loaded up with heavy stuff it still gets blown around by wind way too much. Only car accident I've ever had involves that car sliding into a curb hard enough to destroy my tire rim. I was just lucky that I didn't hit another car. Next time we buy a car (which won't be for quite awhile I hope) I really need something a little more practical for winter driving.And right now I'm just grateful to have made it home in one piece. My poor little corolla was slipping and sliding all over the roads. Kidlet loves it though cause no school for him today and he is currently outside making a snowman. :)I'm just glad you're home safe. I know I'm biased due to the accident I got into, but sliding on the snow and realizing you are not in control of your vehicle is one of the most frightening experiences I have ever had.
Jenny and I were just having this conversation yesterday. I told her no SUV's, but I would be willing to get her a Sherman Tank if she wanted it.
Her reply: Can I actually use the Tank to blow "stuff" up or are you just going to make me only drive it everywhere?
I loves her so.
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They will be +5 Hair dyers of snow bane of course.No more snow! Or else I shall start duel wielding hair dryers, and my aim shall be deadly! (At least to the snow it will be.)Those are gonna need to be some heavy duty hair dryers
But what the DM doesn't tell you is that they are cursed to remain on at all times!! Even during the summer!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
My internet connection apparently went to hell today. It's taken 15+ minutes to fully load a three and a half minute video. I am now completely sick of Reel Big Fish, just because I've been listening to the first half of Don't Start A Band for far too long.
EDIT: It took four minutes to post this.
They will be +5 Hair dyers of snow bane of course.No more snow! Or else I shall start duel wielding hair dryers, and my aim shall be deadly! (At least to the snow it will be.)Those are gonna need to be some heavy duty hair dryersBut what the DM doesn't tell you is that they are cursed to remain on at all times!! Even during the summer!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh noes!!!! My electric bills will be insane!!!!!
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
You can have all my snow!!!! What is your address I will pack it up and send it to you!!!!
You can have all my snow!!!! What is your address I will pack it up and send it to you!!!!
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
But you can't mail it.
You +5 hair dryers of melting are cursed and the Post Office keeps returning the snow back to you marked RETURN TO SENDER!!!
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
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C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?Quick story about m&ms...
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O_o
Your kidding right??
When the amigos say a dirty joke at work, I have them follow it up with "I just said an Urizen!!!!!"
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No. Nondualistic is how folks have recently described in English the perspective in Eastern religions that we used to refer to as Monism. (It seems to be an accurate, literal translation of Advaita in Sanskrit, but that's not one of my languages, so I'm acting on 2nd hand info there.) So, rather than Good/Evil, Death/Life, God/Creation, Subject/Object, "all things are one." This has been taken up in all sorts of naive ways in recent years, even in the public mind. A better way forward is found in David Loy's Nondualism, but I hope to add even more to the conversation by connecting this with the age-old philosophical problem of counting to argue that calling something dualistic or non-dualistic doesn't mean what people have thought, but is instead a strictly comparative statement.Ah, I see, I think. I have noticed the growing trend, especially from people like this.
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Is it OK if I think they are both loons and both of them have missed the point??
My favorite "let's screw up some children" story was my grandfather. When she was about 5 years old, my sister asked him (over an Easter dinner) where leg of lamb comes from. He told her that somewhere out there is a lamb hobbling around on 3 legs. She cried all evening.THAT. IS. EPIC.
Hah! Reminds me of the brief period of time when I was a kid before I learned that meat and muscle were the same thing. (I thought that meat and muscle came from different parts of the animal.)
The deer carcass on the living room table being disassembled for freezer storage quickly disabused me of that notion.
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!You can have all my snow!!!! What is your address I will pack it up and send it to you!!!!
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
But you can't mail it.
You +5 hair dryers of melting are cursed and the Post Office keeps returning the snow back to you marked RETURN TO SENDER!!!
And in fact...
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Your cursed hair dryers have now caused Gozreh to become so irritated with you, the deity adds another 45 inches of snow with freezing temperatures!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Snow, whats this snow of which you speak?
Right now, I'm not sure, but I think it's something like this or this or this. Or maybe even this.
Right now, we've got something like this. Well, assuming that you bothered to water recently.
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Snow, whats this snow of which you speak?Right now, I'm not sure, but I think it's something like this or this or this. Or maybe even this.
Right now, we've got something like this. Well, assuming that you bothered to water recently.
See those are pretty. Why can't I take any pictures like that??
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See those are pretty. Why can't I take any pictures like that??Snow, whats this snow of which you speak?Right now, I'm not sure, but I think it's something like this or this or this. Or maybe even this.
Right now, we've got something like this. Well, assuming that you bothered to water recently.
First rule of taking pictures -- take LOTS of pictures. Those frost pictures? That was taken across the street from us. I took the kids sledding and noticed the frost on everything. Went back and grabbed the camera. Then took something like 75 pictures. Three turned out pretty well and one of those I cropped a bit. 4% usable pictures was a pretty good day -- usually I'm closer to 1%. It helped having an interesting "subject" on that day.
We have no snow. It's just REALLY BITTER outside...
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
It's bitter where Moff is too.
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332Now I know where that weight came from.....
;)
Seriously Congrats!!!
+1
Well, it's not a good feeling. But I drive a little plastic car so I am sadly used to it. Even with the trunk loaded up with heavy stuff it still gets blown around by wind way too much. Only car accident I've ever had involves that car sliding into a curb hard enough to destroy my tire rim. I was just lucky that I didn't hit another car. Next time we buy a car (which won't be for quite awhile I hope) I really need something a little more practical for winter driving.
Jenny and I were just having this conversation yesterday. I told her no SUV's, but I would be willing to get her a Sherman Tank if she wanted it.
Her reply: Can I actually use the Tank to blow "stuff" up or are you just going to make me only drive it everywhere?
I loves her so.
lol. Yeah, that would be so awesome. Now I want a tank too. :D
after one week of my workout plan and i am down 4 lbs. Wednesday last week 336, today 332
woot! that's great. :)
And I'm waiting. Waiting for the kidlet to finish getting ready for bed. Waiting for the rest of the gaming group to get here. I'm impatient, dammit! We're almost done with this module and then we get to level. But mostly I'm just ready to be done with the snow module. :)
Is it blackmail if I'm the one who told the story tho? ;3Blackmail, hell that is facebook material.My memory of this is vague, but I think I was intending to stop at the widest part part of the M&M so that it could just be pulled back out, but instead the pressure of the nostril just kind of pulled it on in.That's...highly unlikely. Someone rolled a 20(or a 1, or perhaps both) somewhere along the line.
But more importantly, PLEASE tell me you have a picture of your kid with one really large m&m filled nostril. Because that's perfect blackmail material.
Blackmail is really for dads who DON'T spoil you rotten.
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
Agreed, Moff. And what about us poor snow-deprived Texans? We'd like a White Christmas. ;-)
Is it OK if I think they are both loons and both of them have missed the point??No. Nondualistic is how folks have recently described in English the perspective in Eastern religions that we used to refer to as Monism. (It seems to be an accurate, literal translation of Advaita in Sanskrit, but that's not one of my languages, so I'm acting on 2nd hand info there.) So, rather than Good/Evil, Death/Life, God/Creation, Subject/Object, "all things are one." This has been taken up in all sorts of naive ways in recent years, even in the public mind. A better way forward is found in David Loy's Nondualism, but I hope to add even more to the conversation by connecting this with the age-old philosophical problem of counting to argue that calling something dualistic or non-dualistic doesn't mean what people have thought, but is instead a strictly comparative statement.Ah, I see, I think. I have noticed the growing trend, especially from people like this.
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Who? "Dualists" and "Nondualists"? (I didn't watch the video.)
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I'm glad you're liking it. I know you told us before, but what exactly is it?
Just skimmed SIX pages of FAWTL. One of the disadvantages of being employed full time.
...Not that I'm complaining exactly. I actually love my new job. :-D
I am now a Maintenance Lead for a property management company. Currently split between the company Corp HQ and a six story office building in process of being renovated. Eventually I will be taking over 3 different buildings that are in close proximity to one another.
Go Wolfie!
Damn. I just learned that calling structures "derricks" comes from the name of a famous London hangman circa 1600.
I just learned it. 10 years ago.
I just learned it. 10 years ago.
Aren't you ahead of the curve? Here, have a star sticker.
Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.
+1
My lawn is still green.