My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!
Oh, and Handcramps to the Humanoid Bourgoise!
Edit: Nekkid turkey dance! Try to get that visual out of your minds eye.
G'mornin, sunshine :)
Interesting talk considering what you ate for dinner last night.
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My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!
Oh, and Handcramps to the Humanoid Bourgoise!
Edit: Nekkid turkey dance! Try to get that visual out of your minds eye.
G'mornin, sunshine :)
Interesting talk considering what you ate for dinner last night.
Look, it's just the standard rhetoric. I get paid either way.
Look, it's just the standard rhetoric. I get paid either way.
You get paid? Sweet! We can eat this week!
Hah, I'm unflappable! Besides, your nakkid dancing is nothing to crow about; I've seen better regular dancing on That's So Raven.
Wait- augh! {sprays self with fire extinguisher to put the punny out}
My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!......Interesting talk considering what you ate for dinner last night.
Why are there no cannibal tengu?
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Hah, I'm unflappable! Besides, your nakkid dancing is nothing to crow about; I've seen better regular dancing on That's So Raven.
Wait- augh! {sprays self with fire extinguisher to put the punny out}
I love to go dancing with the flappers. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...
Why are there no cannibal tengu?My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!......Interesting talk considering what you ate for dinner last night.
Tengu are humanoids, and therefore taste like pork.
Hah, I'm unflappable! Besides, your nakkid dancing is nothing to crow about; I've seen better regular dancing on That's So Raven.
Wait- augh! {sprays self with fire extinguisher to put the punny out}
Why are there no cannibal tengu?My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!......Interesting talk considering what you ate for dinner last night.
Because there are so many bird options and they all taste like chicken.
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Hah, I'm unflappable! Besides, your nakkid dancing is nothing to crow about; I've seen better regular dancing on That's So Raven.
Wait- augh! {sprays self with fire extinguisher to put the punny out}
Why are there no cannibal tengu?My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!......Interesting talk considering what you ate for dinner last night.
They are called Kenku, it's a bad word.
Ah, KFC is Kenku Fried Chicken... it's talon lickin' good!
Ah, KFC is Kenku Fried Chicken... it's talon lickin' good!Yes... my plan is working! You are what you eat, and soon the Kenku shall permeate everyone's being and you'll all be:
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
Well that is silly who eats at KFC.:)
We also infiltrated Popeye's.Well that is silly who eats at KFC.:)Ah, KFC is Kenku Fried Chicken... it's talon lickin' good!Yes... my plan is working! You are what you eat, and soon the Kenku shall permeate everyone's being and you'll all be:
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
I think there is one popeye's in the cities, somewhere in uptown.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
My turkey breathren! Rise up and throw off the shackles of oppression! Viva la Revolucion!
Oh, and Handcramps to the Humanoid Bourgoise!
Edit: Nekkid turkey dance! Try to get that visual out of your minds eye.
You.
Are.
EVIL.
In a freehold DM hates Joss Whedon, kind of way.
What? I'm not evil! Besides, all dancing naked turkeys make me think of is dinner.
Aw crap! Not the damn "click" again!
EVERYBODY! DUCK!!!
Duck? Where is ze duck? I zot we were 'aving turkey?
We also infiltrated Popeye's.Well that is silly who eats at KFC.:)Ah, KFC is Kenku Fried Chicken... it's talon lickin' good!Yes... my plan is working! You are what you eat, and soon the Kenku shall permeate everyone's being and you'll all be:
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
POPEYES FOREVER! KFC NEVER!!!!
To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
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To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
If it was me, that was weeks ago and I posted it directly to the blog site.
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So, my 1st floor apartment has become a haven for palmetto bugs (big, freaking cockroaches, sometimes with wings). A couple of weeks ago after the first cold snap, I turned on the kitchen light and saw one right in the middle of the floor. We were both startled, but I managed to hunt it down and kill it with a flyswatter. So, every day since then, I've turned on the kitchen light with some trepidation. Nothing happened, so naturally my guard dropped. This morning, I go to start up the shower and that's when the second one decides to pull a Bobby Ewing.
I need an exterminator.
If it was me, that was weeks ago and I posted it directly to the blog site.To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
Strange...it didn't take. In fact, the e-mail notification for it was in my spam folder. Do you remember what it was you said?
Something tells me that someone isn't going to get married in the <near|far|hypothetical> future...
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You were able to kill the palmetto bug with a fly swatter? Impressive. Was it a +1 fly swatter or something?
I loved your description, though. I got an image of this awkward "Uh. Hi?" moment passing between the two of you...before the killing ensued. ;)
Those damned things actually chase you, have a bite that injects necrotising venom, and showed up in the most horrifying places...like the time I found one hanging out in the fluorescent light fixture in the kitchen. It was really difficult trying to open the light cover so I could suck up the centipede with a vacuum without actually letting the centipede out or having it fall on my head. ::shudder::
Oh...almost forgot. Good morning, FAWTLies!
EDIT: Should have spoilerized the bug story. I didn't realize that was the thing to do, here. ;)
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Palmetto Bugs. Ugh. Bad news, man.
We get waterbugs where I am in Brooklyn. Everyone thinks they are cockroaches, but they aren't. I can actually tell the difference, which is sad, but fascinating. It never ceases to amazing me how powerful nature is, even in the heart of the city.
** spoiler omitted **You were able to kill the palmetto bug with a fly swatter? Impressive. Was it a +1 fly swatter or something?
I loved your description, though. I got an image of this awkward "Uh. Hi?" moment passing between the two of you...before the killing ensued. ;)
As gross as they are, at least palmetto bugs aren't as bad as the 6-inch long centipedes that I used to have to deal with when I was living in Hawaii.
Those damned things actually chase you, have a bite that injects necrotising venom, and showed up in the most horrifying places...like the time I found one hanging out in the fluorescent light fixture in the kitchen. It was really difficult trying to open the light cover so I could suck up the centipede with a vacuum without actually letting the centipede out or having it fall on my head. ::shudder::
Oh...almost forgot. Good morning, FAWTLies!
Good GOD.
What are those things called? And why do they chase you? And WHY do they have necrotising venom of all things??!?!
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Strange...it didn't take. In fact, the e-mail notification for it was in my spam folder. Do you remember what it was you said?If it was me, that was weeks ago and I posted it directly to the blog site.To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
I am so sorry, but no.
I am so sorry, but no.Strange...it didn't take. In fact, the e-mail notification for it was in my spam folder. Do you remember what it was you said?If it was me, that was weeks ago and I posted it directly to the blog site.To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
Ah well. No big deal. Yet another sin to ascribe to Facebook.
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Ah well. No big deal. Yet another sin to ascribe to Facebook.I am so sorry, but no.Strange...it didn't take. In fact, the e-mail notification for it was in my spam folder. Do you remember what it was you said?If it was me, that was weeks ago and I posted it directly to the blog site.To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
Not FB's fault.
Not FB's fault.Ah well. No big deal. Yet another sin to ascribe to Facebook.I am so sorry, but no.Strange...it didn't take. In fact, the e-mail notification for it was in my spam folder. Do you remember what it was you said?If it was me, that was weeks ago and I posted it directly to the blog site.To the individual who posted a comment on the Freehold! The Saga of Wune blog via Facebook-
Apparently, my hatred for Facebook is so powerful, it didn't take. Or maybe it posted on Facebook, but not in my blog: please put your comment on the Monks(I believe it was the Monks) up at the blog site so that I can read what you said?
Really? I am at work, and so I can't be 100% sure(the site is blocked), but I thought the link in the confirmation e-mail(which I hovered over but didn't click because it is blocked) said something about Facebook. I'll check it out tonight.
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Spoiler:** spoiler omitted **You were able to kill the palmetto bug with a fly swatter? Impressive. Was it a +1 fly swatter or something?
I loved your description, though. I got an image of this awkward "Uh. Hi?" moment passing between the two of you...before the killing ensued. ;)
As gross as they are, at least palmetto bugs aren't as bad as the 6-inch long centipedes that I used to have to deal with when I was living in Hawaii.
Those damned things actually chase you, have a bite that injects necrotising venom, and showed up in the most horrifying places...like the time I found one hanging out in the fluorescent light fixture in the kitchen. It was really difficult trying to open the light cover so I could suck up the centipede with a vacuum without actually letting the centipede out or having it fall on my head. ::shudder::
Oh...almost forgot. Good morning, FAWTLies!
Good GOD.
What are those things called? And why do they chase you? And WHY do they have necrotising venom of all things??!?!
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** spoiler omitted **You were able to kill the palmetto bug with a fly swatter? Impressive. Was it a +1 fly swatter or something?
I loved your description, though. I got an image of this awkward "Uh. Hi?" moment passing between the two of you...before the killing ensued. ;)
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Oh...almost forgot. Good morning, FAWTLies!
EDIT: Should have spoilerized the bug story. I didn't realize that was the thing to do, here. ;)
The worst "bug" incident I know of is when I lived in San Antonio. A friend of mine had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and felt something land on him. He switched on the light to discover it was a scorpion. Luckily he avoided getting stung.
One of our cats used to hunt the damn things. He never seemed to be bothered if he got stung.
Solnes and a couple of other people would rather we not wave our spiders and insects around in the open. :)
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** spoiler omitted **You were able to kill the palmetto bug with a fly swatter? Impressive. Was it a +1 fly swatter or something?
I loved your description, though. I got an image of this awkward "Uh. Hi?" moment passing between the two of you...before the killing ensued. ;)
That's what it felt like.
Actually, I only stunned it with the flyswatter, but that bought me enough time to grab some toilet paper and flush it.
Solnes and a couple of other people would rather we not wave our spiders and insects around in the open. :)
Where is Solnes? And Moorluck for that matter? I've not seen them much lately.
Something tells me that someone isn't going to get married in the <near|far|hypothetical> future...
Wheeeee!
The tropics are full of fun little critters that will kill you.
It's one of the reasons why I hesitate to take my wife anywhere near there.
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Copy all, Taig. I'll keep that in mind in the future.
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As far as Jacobs' experiments are concerned, the picture of the giant centipede on page 43 of the Pathfinder Bestiary is actually pretty accurate. ::double shudder::
Spoiler:They eat FROGS and MICE?!?!?!? What the hell man? Now I'm gonna be checking under my pillow for Drop Bears and Flying Sharks!!!!!
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One word comes to mind- DAMN.
[EDIT] I gotta watch The Mist sometime soon.
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