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Why the crapulousness, oh Badger?

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taig wrote:
I'm out. I feel like crap and I'm going to see if I can force myself to eat lunch.

Hope you get to feeling better Badgah.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why the crapulousness, oh Badger?

Strep throat most likely. Which is weird, because I have no idea where I would have picked it up. Either that, or my throat hurts for some other reason.


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Why the crapulousness, oh Badger?
Strep throat most likely. Which is weird, because I have no idea where I would have picked it up. Either that, or my throat hurts for some other reason.

Booze and smokes?

Dark Archive

Hey guys, stopping in to say Hi before I go to work again. This week I get more terrain in the form of more plastic trees and a rocky hill. Soon my new dwarvenforge order will arrive as well. I can't wait. But it also makes me sad that their won't be more minis released for awhile. Also if any one knows where I can find about 8 of these point me in the right direction and it'd be appreciated. Hope everyone is enjoying their Columbus/ Thanksgiving and I'll see you all in about 12 hours.

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Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Incidently, before we recorded the podcast last night, we were discussing Top 5 lists. One guy suggested Top 5 Places you'd want to be if a Zombie Attack broke out. Someone suggested "Wherever Chuck Norris is". I then theorized that if a zombie were to bite Chuck Norris, it would likely be returned to life.

Edit: not sure if that one ever made it on the Chuck Norris list.

Whoa! I only live about 25 miles from Chuck Norris! See

I've rode by there on teh Harley. Nice country.


Karaoke Ashe wrote:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want you leather studded kiss in the scene
And I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a bad,your bad romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in my room
When your baby is sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a bad,your bad romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
http://www.elyricsworld.com/bad_romance_lyrics_lady_gaga.html
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that...

God, I love that song.


um yeah... Did I miss anything??
Also I HATE Mondays. Just thought I would through that one out there.

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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

um yeah... Did I miss anything??

Also I HATE Mondays. Just thought I would through that one out there.

Sheesh! Did nobody see my post about true happiness?

TBttH!!!! Twin Boobs to the Head! ;)

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Pizza and beer for a delicious Columbus Day lunch. Yum.

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Wolfthulhu wrote:
Pizza and a HARP for a delicious Columbus Day lunch. Yum.

Fixed it for ya.

With that I am out.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
OK. I couldn't find you, but I usually have a -10 on my Perception checks.
I rolled a 4!!
HA! You'll never figure out which one is me!
Dude! Are you wearing panties on your head? Who was the babe with you? And are those her panties on your head? ;P

Actually my friend, those are NOT panties on my head, although I can see that you would think that! These are actually the latest in anti-zombie protective headwear.

As we all know, the zombie apocalypse is coming, and zombies prefer to eat brains- it is a major dietary staple. However, should zombies come for MY brain, the "No. You can't has." written on my forehead via the protective headwear will clearly denote that my brain is NOT for eating!

It has saved my life on at least three separate occasions at conventions, and I believe it sharpens my reflexes in the House of the Dead and Resident Evil games, although it does not work as well when I play Silent Hill. They're also a hit at bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, confirmations, blessings, weddings, funerals, and various religious occasions!

They come in, small, medium, and large sizes(I wear a large) and are usually only 3 bucks at my friend's booth- a low, LOW price to ensure that you will survive the coming undead reckoning!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning FAWLTYHAUS!!!!

I had the time of my life at NYAF/NYCC 2010. Even more fun than Otakon, if you can believe that! Here are some pics from the con(Screw you Facebook! I don't need you to share pics!!!). Am I amongst the various costumed characters? And who is my favorite Marvel Heroine? You'll have to click to find out....

Pedo-bear approves.

He's a close personal friend and professional contact!


Moorluck wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

um yeah... Did I miss anything??

Also I HATE Mondays. Just thought I would through that one out there.

Sheesh! Did nobody see my post about true happiness?

TBttH!!!! Twin Boobs to the Head! ;)

Pics or it didn't happen!!!


Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
OK. I couldn't find you, but I usually have a -10 on my Perception checks.
I rolled a 4!!
HA! You'll never figure out which one is me!
Dude! Are you wearing panties on your head? Who was the babe with you? And are those her panties on your head? ;P

Actually my friend, those are NOT panties on my head, although I can see that you would think that! These are actually the latest in anti-zombie protective headwear.

As we all know, the zombie apocalypse is coming, and zombies prefer to eat brains- it is a major dietary staple. However, should zombies come for MY brain, the "No. You can't has." written on my forehead via the protective headwear will clearly denote that my brain is NOT for eating!

It has saved my life on at least three separate occasions at conventions, and I believe it sharpens my reflexes in the House of the Dead and Resident Evil games, although it does not work as well when I play Silent Hill. They're also a hit at bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, confirmations, blessings, weddings, funerals, and various religious occasions!

They come in, small, medium, and large sizes(I wear a large) and are usually only 3 bucks at my friend's booth- a low, LOW price to ensure that you will survive the coming undead reckoning!

Does it come in steel plate?

Silver Crusade

Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.

Silver Crusade

Also, the prosciutto I brought for lunch was absolutely foul. It tasted like biting into a still-squirming sewer rat. I believe I will be asking for a refund.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.

Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
OK. I couldn't find you, but I usually have a -10 on my Perception checks.
I rolled a 4!!
HA! You'll never figure out which one is me!
Dude! Are you wearing panties on your head? Who was the babe with you? And are those her panties on your head? ;P

Actually my friend, those are NOT panties on my head, although I can see that you would think that! These are actually the latest in anti-zombie protective headwear.

As we all know, the zombie apocalypse is coming, and zombies prefer to eat brains- it is a major dietary staple. However, should zombies come for MY brain, the "No. You can't has." written on my forehead via the protective headwear will clearly denote that my brain is NOT for eating!

It has saved my life on at least three separate occasions at conventions, and I believe it sharpens my reflexes in the House of the Dead and Resident Evil games, although it does not work as well when I play Silent Hill. They're also a hit at bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, confirmations, blessings, weddings, funerals, and various religious occasions!

They come in, small, medium, and large sizes(I wear a large) and are usually only 3 bucks at my friend's booth- a low, LOW price to ensure that you will survive the coming undead reckoning!

Does it come in steel plate?

Unfortunately, steel plate was deemed too uncomfortable and unfashionable in our focus groups. Also, the flashiness of steel occasionally drew curious zombies instead of deterring them. The basic black is comfortable, fashionable, and stealthy, and the white texts lets zombies know where you stand on the brain-eating issue.

Silver Crusade

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.
Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P

There is, but it is largely enforced by middle-aged men who like short skirts.


Braaaaaiiins?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.
Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P
There is, but it is largely enforced by middle-aged men who like short skirts.

Mmm....Gotta love that.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.
Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P
There is, but it is largely enforced by middle-aged men who like short skirts.

Where do you work again? I might come by on a lunch break or something. With a camera.


Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.
Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P
There is, but it is largely enforced by middle-aged men who like short skirts.
Where do you work again? I might come by on a lunch break or something. With a camera.

Oh snap. Literally.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:

Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.

Also, the prosciutto I brought for lunch was absolutely foul. It tasted like biting into a still-squirming sewer rat. I believe I will be asking for a refund.

Does one have anything to do with the other?


Finally woke up like a half hour ago. And still can't breathe through my nose. :(
Time to go camp out on the sofa and watch clone wars reruns I think....or I could try doing my homework....tv is definitely winning.


Awright folks! As this is a holiday, I am heading out early for the day. I'll see everyone upon the morrow!

Dark Archive

Woodraven wrote:
Hey Mac good day for your lions today.

HECK YEAH THEY DID!!!!!!

WOOT!!!!

1-4 BABY!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

Liberty's Edge

Let's play house!

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:
BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.

Knew there was something else I had to do today. Now the BADGAH can't find me.

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Hey Leafette, how ya been darlin'?

Good, partied out from a wedding this weekend. Alot of B-52's and dancing. =D

Yourself?
I hope you mean the musical group and not a euphemism for some kind of drug. I don't know what you kids are into these days. :)
Actually it's a drink at the bar we went to but, whats a wedding without Highway to Hell?
You know you want to hear it at a wedding. ;)

It was played at ours. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.
Knew there was something else I had to do today. Now the BADGAH can't find me.

Oh, man. What did I do to deserve this? :'(


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Let's play house!

Someone already beat me to the comment section...

BTW, that was very funny!


Hope Badgah and Lynora feel better soon. But, yay if Treppa is feeling better.

Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.
Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P
There is, but it is largely enforced by middle-aged men who like short skirts.

Sounds like it's time for everyone to come to work in a short skirt, regardless of their gender or physical appearance. That would cause a hasty revision to the dress code, tout de suite. :D

Liberty's Edge

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

Liberty's Edge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Sounds like it's time for everyone to come to work in a short skirt, regardless of their gender or physical appearance. That would cause a hasty revision to the dress code, tout de suite. :D

Just like on Star Trek!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.

That is disgusting! Where do you work? I want to come down and give those ladies a piece of my mind and snap photos of them for their future internet shaming!

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:


Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.
Doesn't your office have a dress code? I know my work has one, and B&N is not afraid to say something if you wear something like that. =P
There is, but it is largely enforced by middle-aged men who like short skirts.
Sounds like it's time for everyone to come to work in a short skirt, regardless of their gender or physical appearance. That would cause a hasty revision to the dress code, tout de suite. :D

I checked and the dress code does specify that skirts should be of a business appropriate length. It's enforcement that's the problem.

Jade, some photos might just do the trick ;)

Liberty's Edge

That reminds me. My second job interview last week was very interesting. In that I couldn't tell if the secretary at the front door was a plant or not to throw me off my game. Her name was Natasha, she had blonde hair in pig-tails and wasn't modest in her dress. Literally, the first thought that went through my head on seeing her was "The boss is hitting that."

Dark Archive

taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.
Knew there was something else I had to do today. Now the BADGAH can't find me.
Oh, man. What did I do to deserve this? :'(

You said at ToTP that you didn't feel good! I don't wanna be sick!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mac Boyce wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.
Knew there was something else I had to do today. Now the BADGAH can't find me.
Oh, man. What did I do to deserve this? :'(
You said at ToTP that you didn't feel good! I don't wanna be sick!

I'm not quite that contagious. :)

Besides, I don't really feel well enough for a trip to Michigan.


All your questions have been answered. :P

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taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.
Knew there was something else I had to do today. Now the BADGAH can't find me.
Oh, man. What did I do to deserve this? :'(
You said at ToTP that you didn't feel good! I don't wanna be sick!

I'm not quite that contagious. :)

Besides, I don't really feel well enough for a trip to Michigan.

What about a trip to MB for a keger?


Why, I remember the old days, when ripping songs off an album involved REAL work!


Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.
Knew there was something else I had to do today. Now the BADGAH can't find me.
Oh, man. What did I do to deserve this? :'(
You said at ToTP that you didn't feel good! I don't wanna be sick!

I'm not quite that contagious. :)

Besides, I don't really feel well enough for a trip to Michigan.

What about a trip to MB for a keger?

I'd be up for that.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Someone needs to tell some of the women I work with what constitutes professional attire. I just saw a girl in a tight leopard print top, a skirt that barely covers her genitalia, and knee-high stiletto boots. How is that office wear? Unless the office is a brothel.

Mmmmmm....brothel.


Geez. So tired. I just can't seem to shake the fog. And since when do students email you their assignments so that YOU can bring them to class for them? S~$%. I'm not doing the presentation, honey, you are. "I need you to sign into your email and get my assignment for me." Well s$$%, why didn't you give me a call before class so I could drive you somewhere and buy you a flashdrive?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Geez. So tired. I just can't seem to shake the fog. And since when do students email you their assignments so that YOU can bring them to class for them. s&%&. I'm not doing the presentation, honey, you are. "I need you to sign into your email and get my assignment for me." Well s&%&, why didn't you give me a call before class so I could drive you somewhere and buy you a flashdrive?

Mmmm, It's a good thing you left the gun at your old house...

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