Preparations for Vic Wertz' Surprise Party

[yellowdingo]

We have all learned a few Secrets about Vic over the years. His yearning for Betty White to be in Transformers 3 amongst one of the more horrifying.

Any thoughts on what to get Vic?

Vic Stay out!:

"You are the technomancer known as Grim Reaper?" The White haired elderly woman looked up from her modified ipad, disconecting the datacable from her purse in a simple motion, and stared at the large Autobot drawing attention to her in the outdoor Café.
"Oh dear...a giant threatening robot...and me a little old lady."
"You tried to hack my sentience...I think my friends would like to talk to you."
A beeping sound came from the purse.
"What was that?" The Autobot had been taken by surprise.
"Hack..." The Autobot collapsed on the Ground and converted into a car. "...Sucessful." Stuffing her ipad in her purse the elderly hacker walked toward driver's side of her new Car.

I was thinking the above converted to a Comic book Panel if some of you have the artistic talent to render Betty White and an Autobot in the Same piece of Fan art...

[Vic Wertz]

This thread had been bitten by the 0-post bug. Fixed.

(The 0-post bug, we learn, has a sense of irony.)

[Bear on a Unicycle]

Vic Wertz wrote:

This thread had been bitten by the 0-post bug. Fixed.

(The 0-post bug, we learn, has a sense of irony.)

This thread was more rigged than American Idol.

*puts on tinfoil hat*

[Celestial Healer]

Is it really a surprise if there's a thread about it?

[Callous Jack]

I didn't know Vic had a crush on Betty White...

[gbonehead]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Is it really a surprise if there's a thread about it?

I was kind of wondering that myself.

[ulgulanoth]

the posts are soooo slow these days... oh wait back to the topic.... erm.... can it be a suprise?

[Tarren Dei]

I'm really torn about what to get him. I've already made up a mix tape of musicians who wear gold lame (Elvis, Abba, MJ, Bowie ...). What else?

[Callous Jack]

Tarren Dei wrote:

I'm really torn about what to get him. I've already made up a mix tape of musicians who wear gold lame (Elvis, Abba, MJ, Bowie ...). What else?

Doesn't he like clothes with lots of rhinestones on them too?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

What about one of those rainbow-colored afro wigs? That's the kind of thing that, even if you knew about it, it would still be surprising.

[Grand Magus]

Where's Vic?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Grand Magus wrote:

Where's Vic?

You are aware you are several years late to the thread, right? Do AIs experience time linearly like humanoids do?

Edit: Vic was actively posting as of May 29th.

[Dale McCoy Jr]

Grand Magus wrote:

Where's Vic?

I'll do you one better, What is Vic?

*hopes someone asks the appropriate followup question quote*

[captain yesterday]

Was he surprised.

[DungeonmasterCal]

I think he would be if the party took this long and then they sprang it on him.

[captain yesterday]

It's the long con.

[Spacecaptain Pillbug Lebowski]

Dale McCoy Jr wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

Where's Vic?

I'll do you one better, What is Vic?

I'll do you one better: Why is Vic?

The judges would also accept a rudely delivered: "I am Groot Vic."

{stands incredibly still, moving only to verrrrrrrry slooooooowly eat a zark nut}

[John Napier 698]

I can still see you.

[Tacticslion]

Well I'm surprised...

[Dale McCoy Jr]

Spacecaptain Pillbug Lebowski wrote:

Dale McCoy Jr wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

Where's Vic?

I'll do you one better, What is Vic?

I'll do you one better: Why is Vic?

YES!!!!

[Grand Magus]

Dale McCoy Jr wrote:

Spacecaptain Pillbug Lebowski wrote:

Dale McCoy Jr wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

Where's Vic?

I'll do you one better, What is Vic?

I'll do you one better: Why is Vic?

YES!!!!

Vidi Veni Vic.

::

I saw Vic and came.

.

for the bleacher seats