*waits for the kobold to arrive*
I always told him, "Kobold Cleaver, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."
He never believed me.
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He was playing a game of mushroom mushroom mushroom badger and got transformed into the smurf cleaver permanently cause he "don't need no stinkin badgers"
BOoooOOOooooo!
Why do you look like a.....deployed....
He was playing a game of mushroom mushroom mushroom badger and got transformed into the smurf cleaver permanently cause he "don't need no stinkin badgers"
It's true!
I heard he contracted syphilis from a toilet seat (he was eating off of it) and had to be put down.
Funny, I heard the same thing about you.
Prep the glue factory!
So that's how they make glitter glue.
Glitter glue is yummy in my tummy!
I concur!
You're all a bunch of smurfing idiots.
Close, but I contracted syphilis from your mom.
That's not all.
You're all a bunch of sm:rfing idiots.See?
See!!
See!!!!!!
Stuck as Sm:rf Cleaver. I frickin called it!
His mom warned him that if he made that face it would get stuck like that.
I heard Adventures broke into his house. Then they killed him and took all his stuff. *shakes head sadly* So sad, thats why everyone needs Greater Teleport at will.
I heard he tunneled under his house but forgot to reinforce the foundation, so it all caved in on him. His last words to the EMT cleric were something about "he was supposed to have a +2 to mining" or something.
::Rips into thread::
His momma drank a lot when he was in the oven.
::Peels out of thread::
His mom warned him that if he made that face it would get stuck like that.You're all a bunch of smnrfing idiots.See?
See!!
See!!!!!!
Stuck as Smnrf Cleaver. I frickin called it!
WOLFIE!!!
Where have you BEEN???
So, there he is, glad he did not got lost!
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
::Rips into thread::
His momma drank a lot when he was in the oven.
::Peels out of thread::
Could anyone blame me? I had to listen to your incessant prattling all day.
So, there he is, glad he did not got lost!
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
"Don't lick that! You don't know where it's been!"
*Licks Reckless*
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!
Bill, run for you life!June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
*sighs*
Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?
Yap!
*Turns June into smurf mushroom*
Bill, run for you life!June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...*sighs*
Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?
Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.
Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.Bill, run for you life!June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...*sighs*
Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?
I was gonna blame the snake hair extensions.
I was gonna blame the snake hair extensions.Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.Bill, run for you life!June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...*sighs*
Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?
You have a good point. I don't even think a bag could help June.
You have a good point. I don't even think a bag could help June.I was gonna blame the snake hair extensions.Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.Bill, run for you life!June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...*sighs*
Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?
What if it was a plastic bag?
What if it was a plastic bag?
Animal cruelty laws and PETA would bash down our door with a battering ram.
What if it was a plastic bag?Animal cruelty laws and PETA would bash down our door with a battering ram.
Smurf dang it.
What if it was a plastic bag?
Only if it was airtight.
Ooh, all these men are talking my looks. I feel like a debutante again! I figured those days were over once I got this free-flowing shunt that is constantly expelling the contents of my colon all over the floor.
Only if it was airtight.
What if it was a plastic bag?
That was the idea.
Ooh, all these men are talking my looks. I feel like a debutante again! I figured those days were over once I got this free-flowing shunt that is constantly expelling the contents of my colon all over the floor.
*turns green* I'm... not... feeling.... well. * HUUURRRRLLLLL!!!!!*
Are we hurling in HEEErRRWWWULLDDLLLLLLLLLLLLL....?
Pardon