So what ever happened to Kobold Cleaver


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Dark Archive

Haven't seen the little pest around in quite a little while.


*waits for the kobold to arrive*

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I heard he contracted syphilis from a toilet seat (he was eating off of it) and had to be put down.

Scarab Sages

I heard he got in a fight with an infant dwarf over who was the better miner - and lost.


I always told him, "Kobold Cleaver, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

He never believed me.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

He was playing a game of mushroom mushroom mushroom badger and got transformed into the smurf cleaver permanently cause he "don't need no stinkin badgers"

Shadow Lodge

Nah, he's still around. Though I have seen him in his [little blue evil creature] form a lot lately.

Trust me... He's still here.


BOoooOOOooooo!


Why do you look like a.....deployed....

RPG Superstar 2012

Reckless wrote:
He was playing a game of mushroom mushroom mushroom badger and got transformed into the smurf cleaver permanently cause he "don't need no stinkin badgers"

It's true!


June Cleaver wrote:

I always told him, "Kobold Cleaver, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

He never believed me.

Why did you wait so long?


Sebastian wrote:
I heard he contracted syphilis from a toilet seat (he was eating off of it) and had to be put down.

Funny, I heard the same thing about you.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I heard he contracted syphilis from a toilet seat (he was eating off of it) and had to be put down.
Funny, I heard the same thing about you.

Prep the glue factory!


Callous Jack wrote:
Prep the glue factory!

So that's how they make glitter glue.


Glitter glue is yummy in my tummy!


I concur!

Dark Archive

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't go into the factory!!!!!!!

The Exchange

Didnt you hear? The Aliens abducted him on Friday...


You're all a bunch of smurfing idiots.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I heard he contracted syphilis from a toilet seat (he was eating off of it) and had to be put down.
Funny, I heard the same thing about you.

Close, but I contracted syphilis from your mom.

The Exchange

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You're all a bunch of smurfing idiots.

and?


Sebastian wrote:
Close, but I contracted syphilis from your mom.

That's not all.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Sebastian wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I heard he contracted syphilis from a toilet seat (he was eating off of it) and had to be put down.
Funny, I heard the same thing about you.
Close, but I contracted syphilis from your mom.

I'm awarding you 2 troll points for that one.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You're all a bunch of smurfing idiots.

See?

See!!

See!!!!!!

Stuck as Smurf Cleaver. I frickin called it!


Reckless wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You're all a bunch of sm:rfing idiots.

See?

See!!

See!!!!!!

Stuck as Sm:rf Cleaver. I frickin called it!

His mom warned him that if he made that face it would get stuck like that.

Dark Archive

I heard Adventures broke into his house. Then they killed him and took all his stuff. *shakes head sadly* So sad, thats why everyone needs Greater Teleport at will.


Dark_Mistress wrote:
I heard Adventures broke into his house. Then they killed him and took all his stuff. *shakes head sadly* So sad, thats why everyone needs Greater Teleport at will.

I heard he tunneled under his house but forgot to reinforce the foundation, so it all caved in on him. His last words to the EMT cleric were something about "he was supposed to have a +2 to mining" or something.


::Rips into thread::

His momma drank a lot when he was in the oven.

::Peels out of thread::


Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:
Reckless wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You're all a bunch of smnrfing idiots.

See?

See!!

See!!!!!!

Stuck as Smnrf Cleaver. I frickin called it!

His mom warned him that if he made that face it would get stuck like that.

WOLFIE!!!

Where have you BEEN???


So, there he is, glad he did not got lost!

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Llamafrog wrote:

So, there he is, glad he did not got lost!

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

LlamafrogsMom wrote:
"Don't lick that! You don't know where it's been!"


Ward wrote:

::Rips into thread::

His momma drank a lot when he was in the oven.

::Peels out of thread::

Could anyone blame me? I had to listen to your incessant prattling all day.


Reckless wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:

So, there he is, glad he did not got lost!

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

LlamafrogsMom wrote:
"Don't lick that! You don't know where it's been!"

*Licks Reckless*


June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.


Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.

I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...


June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...

Bill, run for you life!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!

*sighs*

Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?


Yap!
*Turns June into smurf mushroom*


June Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!

*sighs*

Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?

Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!

*sighs*

Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?

Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.

I was gonna blame the snake hair extensions.


June Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!

*sighs*

Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?

It's not you; it's me. You know how sub-zero temperatures cause shrinkage.


Jackalope wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!

*sighs*

Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?

Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.
I was gonna blame the snake hair extensions.

You have a good point. I don't even think a bag could help June.


Jack's Right Hand Smurf wrote:
Smurfalope wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Smurf Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Bill Smurfberg wrote:
June, all is not lost. You can still try again to redeem yourself. This time try a steadier aim and a higher caliber.
I like a man who knows his way around a weapon. I don't expect Ward to come back for another hour. We could do a lot in that time...
Bill, run for you life!

*sighs*

Men always run from me. Is it the vestigial tail?

Well, that and the Ernest Borgnine face.
I was gonna blame the snake hair extensions.
You have a good point. I don't even think a bag could help June.

What if it was a plastic bag?

Shadow Lodge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
What if it was a plastic bag?

Animal cruelty laws and PETA would bash down our door with a battering ram.


Orthos wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
What if it was a plastic bag?
Animal cruelty laws and PETA would bash down our door with a battering ram.

Smurf dang it.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:


What if it was a plastic bag?

Only if it was airtight.


Ooh, all these men are talking my looks. I feel like a debutante again! I figured those days were over once I got this free-flowing shunt that is constantly expelling the contents of my colon all over the floor.


Jack's Right Hand Smurf wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:


What if it was a plastic bag?
Only if it was airtight.

That was the idea.


June Cleaver wrote:
Ooh, all these men are talking my looks. I feel like a debutante again! I figured those days were over once I got this free-flowing shunt that is constantly expelling the contents of my colon all over the floor.

*turns green* I'm... not... feeling.... well. * HUUURRRRLLLLL!!!!!*


Are we hurling in HEEErRRWWWULLDDLLLLLLLLLLLLL....?

Pardon

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