What's the lube for?
What's the lube for?
Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*
*alighting upon a bust of Pallas*
"Nevermore"
Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*
Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!
Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!
*brings out the lube* *Humps Courtfool* Ooh, who's the king baby?
*brings out the lube* *Humps Courtfool* Ooh, who's the king baby?Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!
*humps Cockapoo*
Haw! Haw! Haw! mmmm...mmmmf Meat and a show. Good place..mmmf
*Peers about nearsightedly*
Oh dear... I must have wandered into the poodle park by mistake! And the poodles are playing leapfrog... badly.
*Totters off clutching birdseed*
Caw?
circles thread looking for some roadkill
Caw?
CROOOAAAAAKKKKKK
CROOOAAAAAKKKKKK
You need to lay off the Lucky Strikes.
CROOOAAAAAKKKKKKYou need to lay off the Lucky Strikes.
*hacking cough* Sorry, had a froghemoth in my throat... LSMFT!
*finds a pearl*
Ooh, shiny!
*preens himself in preparation of celebratory feast*
circles thread looking for more roadkill
*Holds up sign:*
<shudders> CaWaWawAwaW!
*creates crude sign out of Milk-Bone Box which states: *
Hair of the Dog, CourtFool?
CWRAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
*Holds up sign:* <shudders a little more>
*scribbles briefly on ersatz sign...
<hopping irritably from foot to foot> CawAwaWaaawwwRRRRRR
If you can speak of it, is it still unspeakable?
<alighting nearby and cocking head curiously at CourtFool>
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...
And the evil that is so EVIL that the evil itself is incapable of speaking - which more appropriately should be called the Unspeaking Evil. <casting an eye at the seemingly mute Studpuffin>
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<alighting nearby and cocking head curiously at CourtFool>
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...And the evil that is so EVIL that the evil itself is incapable of speaking - which more appropriately should be called the Unspeaking Evil. <casting an eye at the seemingly mute Studpuffin>
<shrugs>
*Holds up sign:*
I was admiring your shiny feathers... I CLEARLY wasn't implying that you might be an Unspeakable/Unspeaking Eeeeevil.
How do you get your claws so lustrous?
<sidestep away sidestep away sidestep away>
I was unspeakable once....
*Holds up sign:*How do you get your claws so lustrous?
Dead Squirrel... the other other other white meat. its what's for dinner!
Well they do have more dark meat than a hamster...
CAW!
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...
Sort of like Voldermort and George Bush Jr.?
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...Sort of like Voldermort and George Bush Jr.?
Shhhhhh!!!!!
Do not so lightly invoke the name of the CON-draining (as in THE Constitution) wraith of Crawford! His flying monkey puppet-master (DC) may come for you with a shotgun and unsteady trigger finger.Of course, that means more roadkill for Studpuffin and myself... CAW!
<the room darkens, Studpuffin grows to enormous size as flames wreathe him.>
<returns to normal>
*Holds up sign:*
Definitely getting a little purple after-taste over here...
Definitely getting a little purple after-taste over here...<the room darkens, Studpuffin grows to enormous size as flames wreathe him.>
<returns to normal>
*Holds up sign:*
Sorry, sorry. Used the newt's tongue when I should have put it frog's liver.
...Do we have any more of that lovely tengu blood available?
*Holds up sign:*
No, but something definitely smells like blue.
Magikarp!
*splashes*