FAWTLY TOWER IV

[Sharoth]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P

I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.

Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...

So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.

~objectities Mairkurion {tm}~ I wood objectify you. What kind of object do you want to become?

+8 Two Handed Sword, greater dragon bane

~sighs sadly~ Sorry. All I can do it try and turn you into this wand of Wonder. Unfortunately, it will be a cursed wand.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Dude, I already have a rod of wonder, no need.

[Crimson Jester]

sometimes all I need for a smile is to read this strange weird wacky thread.

[Sharoth]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Dude, I already have a rod of wonder, no need.

You wood have a wood wand of wonder. However, I do wonder about you at times.

[Sharoth]

Crimson Jester wrote:

sometimes all I need for a smile is to read this strange weird wacky thread.

~bows~ Thank you! Thank you! I will be here until Tuesday. No autographs please.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Sigh. That was my curtain call, dragon.

And you'll be happier not wondering.

[Sharoth]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sigh. That was my curtain call, dragon.

And you'll be happier not wondering.

Yea I wonder. Oh I wonder, who will stop the rain. (I may have misquoted that song, btw.)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Rain? I blame Spartacus. Stop Spartacus, stop the rain?

[Crimson Jester]

Sharoth wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sigh. That was my curtain call, dragon.

And you'll be happier not wondering.

Yea I wonder. Oh I wonder, who will stop the rain. (I may have misquoted that song, btw.)

Fascist!

[Sharoth]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sigh. That was my curtain call, dragon.

And you'll be happier not wondering.

Yea I wonder. Oh I wonder, who will stop the rain. (I may have misquoted that song, btw.)

Fascist!

Heil no!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Sharoth may be clueless, but he's not schtupid.

[General Mauser VonEsandem]

FAWTLY = Godwinned now.

[Ashe Ravenheart]

Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote:

(peeks around the greenman ... then makes a roll for it.)

(crawls up the greenman to his shoulder, then leaps down trying to catch the eye)

[Studpuffin]

Its fun playing tag isn't it?

[Crimson Jester]

Sharoth wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sigh. That was my curtain call, dragon.

And you'll be happier not wondering.

Yea I wonder. Oh I wonder, who will stop the rain. (I may have misquoted that song, btw.)

Fascist!

Heil no!

Lets go!

[Crimson Jester]

Studpuffin wrote:

Its fun playing tag isn't it?

Somedasy.

[Ghost of Malthus]

boo

[Crimson Jester]

Ghost of Malthus wrote:

boo

Ahhh

[The Eternal Optimizer]

My gish is bigger than your gish.

[HULK-Puffin]

The Eternal Optimizer wrote:

My gish is bigger than your gish.

You wouldn't like my Gish when he's angry!

[Hef Ing More-Ahn]

Me want gish!

[Studpuffin]

Bleck.

[Wanky the Camprechaun]

Wine! <hic>

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

Whut?

[Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff]

*Plops down for nap*

[Crimson Jester]

MY GISH IS BIGGER THEN YOUR GISH!

[Moff Rimmer]

Friday evening?

[Studpuffin]

But we've got the biggest gish of them all! </ AC/DC>

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Crimson Jester wrote:

MY GISH IS BIGGER THEN YOUR GISH!

*Sends bill*

[Crimson Jester]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

MY GISH IS BIGGER THEN YOUR GISH!

*Sends bill*

~Sigh~

[Mairkurion {tm}]

And here I thought you hung on my every word...

[Moorluck]

Sometimes I wonder why I bother posting here... then I remember why, you're all as crazy as I am. :)

[Moorluck]

I miss the monkey.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I'm going to start calling him Cappadocius until he straightens up.

[Crimson Jester]

Moorluck wrote:

I miss the monkey.

Just slap it.

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

Whut?

[William Shakespear]

In troth I would that all men mark this day.

[St John the Baptist]

I know what day it is.

[Professor Higgins]

As do I.

[Richard III]

Dieu et mon droit!

[Moorluck]

St John the Baptist wrote:

I know what day it is.

Payday? :)

[Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers]

Richard III wrote:

Dieu et mon droit!

Ooooh, do I spy BACON!?

[Richard III]

Knave!

Thou spiest my charge from afar.

[Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers]

Richard III wrote:

Knave!

Thou spiest my charge from afar.

Get in my frying pan! Now you undercooked slice of bacony goodness!

[Studpuffin]

Richard III wrote:

Dieu et mon droit!

*Grumbles*

Ah, Richard III... we meet again at last! I've been Bristoling for this chance once again, ready to Channel my energy... into furthering that nonsense we started a while ago.

:P

[Richard III]

Thou canst not fry a supporter, simpleton of the airy reaches.

[Studpuffin]

Except... ITS CLOSING TIME.

Muhahahaha, time to get me gone from here!

[Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers]

Richard III wrote:

Thou canst not fry a supporter, simpleton of the airy reaches.

~Hits Rick number 3 with a cast iron skillet.~

Get to frying piggy!

[Crimson Jester]

Laissez les bons temps rouler

[Richard III]

Clankest not my shield, addle-brained villain! Verily, I lately had yon boar repainted!