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BAY-BEH!

You-oo-oo are!

You-oo-oo are!

I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL OPTIMIST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PewPew McStabby wrote:

Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:

taig wrote:

New from Fox: Party of Gish. When their fighter and wizard parents die, 5 young gish must navigate the world alone. Starring Summer Glau, Megan Fox, Dakota Fanning, and some other actors. This Fall.

Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Me Me Me ME!

Me too! Me too! You can't forget me. I'm uber! None of that weaksauce here.

Schweet! What's you're favorite part? The stabbin' or the blastin'? Do you do it from behind or in front?

MAGISH IT!

Food is the great equalizer. :D *offers fresh blueberry muffins*

Don't you mean, The Great Optimizer?

I predict that this thread will be optimized!

I have many faces, but I'm all the same guy.
You know, just like in the book.
You guys have read Michael Moorluck, right?
Instead of ink, he used awesome sauce for optimal effect.

You
Y-you
Are
You
Y-you are!!!

He'll never germinate with that build. GAH!

My gish is bigger than your gish.

The Eternal Optimizer wrote:

No wonder he didn't get that job he applied for. He's wasted a lot of minmaxing opportunities. What! Charisma is a dumpstat!!!

This has to be the funniest alias I've ever seen. Keep it comin', man.

Good morning Fawltyans. Work has crawled up my rear and died, so I'm going to be in a bit of a mood today. Hopefully I get to test ride the second bike so I can make a decision after work today...

::Dances to Brittany Spears mix until his slide rule falls out of his pocket::

Oops! Come back here, White Razor!

No wonder he didn't get that job he applied for. He's wasted a lot of minmaxing opportunities. What! Charisma is a dumpstat!!!

PS I wanna new rogue.

I demand more people online, appreciating my maximized humor!

Give me GISHITY, or give me DEATH!