Oh goodness! I'm so excited! The girls will be here any minute. The toad stools are steeping...now where did I put the toads?
Well, this looks like a delightful tea party in the making. Oh, I think I see the toads over there, dear.
Thankee, dearie: I hate it when condiments hop away. Puts the tray of toads on the lazy susan, in-between the samovar and an empty snack platter.
I love your new do. Who's your stylist now?
Mind if I join? I just have to make sure I sit on a towel because of my discharges.
You all need to speak up!
Thankee, dearie: I hate it when condiments hop away. Puts the tray of toads on the lazy susan, in-between the samovar and an empty snack platter.
I love your new do. Who's your stylist now?
Oh, one of the cultists. She has a real gift for it.
Oh, this looks lovely! Gimme a biscuit!
*pffft*
<Looks accusingly at June Cleaver>
What is this? An ugly broad convention?
What is this? An ugly broad convention?
Who, besides Kobold's mom, are you calling ugly?
<Kicks JRHM in the head, pinkie extended>
What is this? An ugly broad convention?
Sir, this is gathering for ladies of REFINEMENT. Please take yourself away from here, lest we turn you into a condiment dispenser.
By the way, girls, who brought the biscuits and the finger sandwiches? I have a tray all ready for them, on the lazy susan.
What is this? An ugly broad convention?Sir, this is gathering for ladies of REFINEMENT. Please take yourself away from here, lest we turn you into a condiment dispenser.
By the way, girls, who brought the biscuits and the finger sandwiches? I have a tray all ready for them, on the lazy susan.
I stashed a bunch of stuff from Old Country Buffet in my purse last week. We can eat some of that if you want.
Mfff remfffflmfff gomffff
<Biscuit pieces fall out>
But SOMEONE signed up for finger sandwiches, and I was so looking forward to them. And the fingers better be fresher than these biscuits!
*Runs screaming through the thread, pausing only briefly to toss a platter of fresh finger sandwiches on the table*
Lovely girl, very efficient, but a trifle high strung.
But SOMEONE signed up for finger sandwiches, and I was so looking forward to them. And the fingers better be fresher than these biscuits!
I had some finger sandwiches prepared, but there was a last minute emergency and I wound up having to use them in a way for which they were never intended.
Hmm...but she makes great sandwiches!
Are these virgin fingers?
Ooh! The ones with watercress are toddler's fingers!
Dig in girls. The samovar is hot, so brew your own cups.
*SCHLUUUUURP*
This is positively deeelish!
*starts gumming up a sandwich*
This would probably be easier if I had my teeth in.
<Holding set of dentures, pantomimes talking>
Are you looking for these?
<Holding set of dentures, pantomimes talking>
Are you looking for these?
*stabs with a knitting needle and swipes the dentures*
*pops dentures in mouth*
Yech. These aren't mine. They taste like poodle.
*spits them out*
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up?
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up?
Why didn't your mother roll over you like a b#%~& that had too many puppies?
*brandishes knitting needle*
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up?
Why didn't your mother roll over you like a b%*%% that had too many puppies?
*brandishes knitting needle*
Calm down there, Bitty.
Enough of this. I'm going to hang out with some refined women, like Amy Winehouse.
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up?
You're not a lady!
Begins merciless pummeling amorphous politician with giant handbag.
GET OUT OF OUR TEA PARTY!!!
Hey, Bitty, don't you have an apointment with a death panel coming up?You're not a lady!
Begins merciless pummeling amorphous politician with giant handbag.
GET OUT OF OUR TEA PARTY!!!
"Whole damned 19th Amendment was a mistake."
Runs screaming from the thread.
This place is too creepy even for me.
Poor dears...little do they know we started out as goth chicks, hundreds of years ago...
In my day, I wore black all the time. It was because I could drop dead at any second and wanted to look my best.
Kids these days...
*chuckles* Oh, those were the days. All that pondering death and destruction. That was before I learned how to dish them out.
Does anyone have something to eat?
Does anyone have something to eat?
Did you eat all the sandwiches already?
Not... all of them.Does anyone have something to eat?Did you eat all the sandwiches already?
EEEEEEEEEEEE! It's a golem!
*stabs with knitting needle*
Bitty, why are you so upset? Is it one of our golems? Such useful creatures. Be a dear big boy and go fetch the pastries from the oven.
Not... all of them.Does anyone have something to eat?Did you eat all the sandwiches already?
I'd be careful about eating those sandwiches CJ. There's no telling what those hags have put in them.
Golems are to be seen, not heard, so get to serving and plug your pie-hole, big boy. And NOT with out sandwiches.
SUSie, you're such a darling pooch. What breed are you?
I gave birth to a litter of puppies once.
Why doesn't that surprise me, dear?
More tea? Slurps her toadstool tea as the spiders scurry through her hair.
*licking her lips in anticapation.* Someone mention puppies?
I breaded some puppies in corn bread and deep fried them...I hope they're okay.
Hmmm, crunchy puppie with bluecheese diping sauce.
Mushroom tea?!?! I'm in! umm...I am wearing a skirt so that counts right?
Depends on if your comando.
Hmm... isn't there some use for fake healers? It's not remove warts or curse wells... what is it?
[licks toad to take the edge off the tea]
Oh dear the cheesecake just left.
Depends on if your comando.Mushroom tea?!?! I'm in! umm...I am wearing a skirt so that counts right?
I don't know about him, but I am.
I wasn't this morning though. I'm not quite sure what happened to my undies...
Depends on if your comando.Mushroom tea?!?! I'm in! umm...I am wearing a skirt so that counts right?
I don't know about him, but I am.
I wasn't this morning though. I'm not quite sure what happened to my undies...
"HazMat probably has them"