O.o OMG that was hard and uncensored!!!! Way to go lynora :ROFL:What does the Lameness Sensor say, sir?That you don't belong in here?
Only uncensored because censorship is disallowed here.
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Here is the penne recipe lyn. I hope Dan enjoys it.
Ingredients
1 lb penne pasta, cooked
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
1/2 cup yellow onion, chopped
3 garlic cloves, chopped
1/2 lb mushroom, sliced
6 Italian sausages, casing removed
1/4 cup white wine
2 tablespoons white wine
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 quart heavy cream
1/4 lb prosciutto ham, chopped
1 tablespoon fresh sage, chopped
1 tablespoon fresh parsley, chopped
1/2 lb parmesan cheese, grated
1 teaspoon garlic pepper seasoning (optional)
salt, to taste
fresh basil leaf, chopped (garnish)
fresh sage, chopped (garnish)
parmesan cheese, grated (garnish)
Directions
1Heat pan over medium heat. Add butter and allow to melt. Add oil, onions and garlic. Reduce heat and cook for 5 minutes. Add mushrooms and sausage. Cook until pink is no longer visible in sausage.
2Add white wine and bring to a boil. Whisk in flour and let cook for 1 minute to remove flour taste. Add remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil, lower heat and simmer for 10 minutes, or until sauce reaches desired consistency.
3Add cooked, drained pasta to pan with sauce. Toss well.
4Transfer to large serving platter and garnish with fresh basil, sage and additional parmesan cheese, if desired.
Only uncensored because censorship is disallowed here.O.o OMG that was hard and uncensored!!!! Way to go lynora :ROFL:What does the Lameness Sensor say, sir?That you don't belong in here?
Sweetie, are you disturbing this cult's thread? It's about time you cleaned up your room and then took a bath in some sulfuric acid.
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Sweetie, are you disturbing this cult's thread? It's about time you cleaned up your room and then took a bath in some sulfuric acid.Only uncensored because censorship is disallowed here.O.o OMG that was hard and uncensored!!!! Way to go lynora :ROFL:What does the Lameness Sensor say, sir?That you don't belong in here?
+1.
Trick or treat! Oh, is nobody home? Okay, that's fine. EGG THE HOUSE! *Throws chicken eggs at building and various followers*
Trick or treat! Oh, is nobody home? Okay, that's fine. EGG THE HOUSE! *Throws chicken eggs at building and various followers*
MEEP!
*Joyfully unleashes all five breath weapons against the intruder and gives chase all five heads trying to bite at once*
Oops, sorry about that. He slipped the leash. Spike! No! No eating the trick or treaters! Not even if they do throw eggs.
Thanks for the recipe, David. Sound yummy.
Someone is jealous...
I'm not. Can I join Lynora? I'm not Kobold Cleaver and I promise to light up anyone's sex life. Ladies only.
Where are we going?
Someone is jealous...I'm not. Can I join Lynora? I'm not Kobold Cleaver and I promise to light up anyone's sex life. Ladies only.
Of course. You're always welcome here. :)
Nice Place
Nice Place
Thanks :)
Drop by anytime. I'm sure we can find someone to amuse you. ;)
Nice PlaceThanks :)
Drop by anytime. I'm sure we can find someone to amuse you. ;)
Oooh, pick me! Pick me! ;)
Oooh, pick me! Pick me! ;)Nice PlaceThanks :)
Drop by anytime. I'm sure we can find someone to amuse you. ;)
Or I would be most delighted to entertain the lovely lady if she prefers. ;)
I think I'll take both of you.
I think I'll take both of you.
An excellent choice, O lovely one. Would you care to step into one of the private rooms?
I think I'll take both of you.
I like a woman who knows what she wants ;)
I think I'll take both of you.An excellent choice, O lovely one. Would you care to step into one of the private rooms?
Of course. I hope you have been working on your stamina.
Less talk. More humping!
Of course. I hope you have been working on your stamina.I think I'll take both of you.An excellent choice, O lovely one. Would you care to step into one of the private rooms?
Let's just say I'm very good at granting wishes ;)
Less talk. More humping!
Ummmmm.......help
You can start by making the poodle disappear.
You can start by making the poodle disappear.
As you wish
*teleports poodle away*
I cannot promise he will not return. They are very sneaky creatures. But he is gone for now, my dear.
Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?
Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?
Wow. You really are perfect. ;)
My turn!
Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?
Let me show you what a real man can do.
Let me show you what a real man can do.
You know one?
Let me show you what a real man can do.You know one?
I also know a guy who uses poodles as butt paper.
I also know a guy who uses poodles as butt paper.Let me show you what a real man can do.You know one?
See what happens when she lets him off the leash?
Poodles - there's no joke that they don't make more funny.
I like posting things.
I like funny poodle poop jokes.
G@+&%#n frenchie.....
Get that dog away from me!
Get that dog away from me!
Woops. That's gonna get ugly. So, when he starts chasing you, you're gonna want to walk slooooowly out the back door. If you run the hydra might get ideas. ;)
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Poodles - there's no joke that they don't make more funny.
I am sure you meant that as a slight to we poodles, but we take it as a compliment.
Poodles - there's no joke that they don't make more funny.I am sure you meant that as a slight to we poodles, but we take it as a compliment.
No way CF, I meant that in the nicest possible way. I love you guys.
humps MoorLackey
*sniffs moorlackey's bum*
Whoa! Cold nose! Cold nose!
Whoa! Cold nose! Cold nose!
Nice, isn't it?
Actually....yeah, it kind of is nice.
Actually....yeah, it kind of is nice.
Come to the poodle side.
Actually....yeah, it kind of is nice.
Join us...is furry and squeaky!
What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?